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Attention Juice Authority!!

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Juice Authority said:
I would truly hang my head in shame but since that day will never come it's a non-issue.

its exactly 3 weeks ago fruitcake...

you gettin smoked!!!
 
are you guys just going for the world record number of posts in a single thread? all this talk back and forth you two better come out looking like ronnie & jay
 
eviction said:
are you guys just going for the world record number of posts in a single thread? all this talk back and forth you two better come out looking like ronnie & jay

Those guys are small potatoes.
 
boyer said:
Steroids :worried:
Is this a close competition?

The chances of Satch winning this would be equivalent to a snowball's chance in hell. You have better odds winning the lotto.
 
it was rescheduled to june 1st.. where the fuck are these guys at? probably the gym cuz this shit is gettin' serious! be sure to check out the contest between myself and fonz which will commence on july 20th.
 
eviction said:
it was rescheduled to june 1st.. where the fuck are these guys at? probably the gym cuz this shit is gettin' serious! be sure to check out the contest between myself and fonz which will commence on july 20th.


Actually, I'm feeling like a fat ass right now so I'll need to reschedule to July 1st! Too much cake for my birthday. Trust me, Satch needs the extra time himself.
 
no actually i dont need the time bro..
in fact... when i arrive back home tomorrow from my girl's house in bulgaria, i will post some progress pics..

and the date is NOT june 1st nor july 1st... its saturday june 5th!!!

be ready to meet your worst nightmare mr. JUICE LACK OF AUTHORITY!!!
 
satchboogie said:
no actually i dont need the time bro..
in fact... when i arrive back home tomorrow from my girl's house in bulgaria, i will post some progress pics..

and the date is NOT june 1st nor july 1st... its saturday june 5th!!!

be ready to meet your worst nightmare mr. JUICE LACK OF AUTHORITY!!!

Your girlfriend's hosue in Bulgaria??? Hmmmm. I remember you telling me about those Bulgarian women. Fill in the blanks for us here.
 
satchboogie said:
no actually i dont need the time bro..
in fact... when i arrive back home tomorrow from my girl's house in bulgaria, i will post some progress pics..

and the date is NOT june 1st nor july 1st... its saturday june 5th!!!

be ready to meet your worst nightmare mr. JUICE LACK OF AUTHORITY!!!

:chomp:
 
Juice Authority said:
Your girlfriend's hosue in Bulgaria??? Hmmmm. I remember you telling me about those Bulgarian women. Fill in the blanks for us here.

i thought we spoke about that...

ok maybe not.. ill fill you in...

so on one of my biweekly 'bionabol/omnadren/clenbuterol' runs in bulgaria, i met this awesome girl. not only is she insanely hot, but she's also highly educated and totally down to earth.

we saw eachother a few times before we decided to move in together.
well, as you ALREADY know :qt: i have a few pads spread around the mediteranean... and we live in one of them in bulgaria... a totaly shithole country that still hasnt found its way out of communism.. but they have bionabols, clenbuterols, and omnadrens so we have to thank them for something.

good girl bro..
she even helps me with the gear.

we have had some probs lately but hopefully that'll get sored out soon.
if things work out, i have no doubt we'll marry.

did i mention she enjoys cooking, cleaning, and having sex 3 times a day..
shit... i gotta stock up on more provirons and test around this one.

now get your fat ass in shape so i can kick your ass june 5th!!!!!!!!!! :rose:
 
Satchboogie is settling down eh? That'll just make you fatter than you already are! Trust me once you settle into the married life looking good becomes less of a priority and given your shitty genetics that'll be the kiss of death! Stay single. You'll thank me later.
 
boy...

on june 5th you are REALLY gonna feel me!!! :evil:
keep talkin bro.. keep talkin! :heart:
 
satchboogie said:
i thought we spoke about that...

ok maybe not.. ill fill you in...

so on one of my biweekly 'bionabol/omnadren/clenbuterol' runs in bulgaria, i met this awesome girl. not only is she insanely hot, but she's also highly educated and totally down to earth.

we saw eachother a few times before we decided to move in together.
well, as you ALREADY know :qt: i have a few pads spread around the mediteranean... and we live in one of them in bulgaria... a totaly shithole country that still hasnt found its way out of communism.. but they have bionabols, clenbuterols, and omnadrens so we have to thank them for something.

good girl bro..
she even helps me with the gear.

we have had some probs lately but hopefully that'll get sored out soon.
if things work out, i have no doubt we'll marry.

did i mention she enjoys cooking, cleaning, and having sex 3 times a day..
shit... i gotta stock up on more provirons and test around this one.

now get your fat ass in shape so i can kick your ass june 5th!!!!!!!!!! :rose:

would that be the same one who was wearing those hot little red shorts?? :p
lucky man you are satch lol
 
wnt2bBeast said:
would that be the same one who was wearing those hot little red shorts?? :p
lucky man you are satch lol

Satch posted a pic of his girl?

Bust that out Satch. Let me check out the goods and see if they meet JA's standards for hotness.
 
wnt2bBeast said:
i think so bro...


Damn, not bad. Now how does an ugly fuck like satchboogie get a chick like that??? I don't get it. I just don't get it!!
 
Juice Authority said:
Damn, not bad. Now how does an ugly fuck like satchboogie get a chick like that??? I don't get it. I just don't get it!!

must be all that cash!!! The International Man of Mystery lol
 
its the cash and the cock that keeps em coming back...
cause i'm shallow as a dry lake.

j/k... she's a smart girl and knows a good thing when she sees it.
 
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and one june 5th expect some'n much more impressive..
let me stress MUCH MORE IMPRESSIVE!
 
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now i'll keep you guessing...

how is the boogie man looking nowadays and how recent are these pics??
is he leaner??
is he fatter??
is he bigger??

ah ah ah!!

june 5th will be judgement day!
at the moment, i'm just teasing my main man JUICE LACK OF AUTHORITY.
 
satchboogie said:
and one june 5th expect some'n much more impressive..
these were taken not long ago:
It is clear by your progress pics that having your girlfriend around is becoming a major distraction. For your own good, I recommend you send her to my house for a few weeks so that you can properly focus on this contest.
 
post those pics for non-plattys satch, EF messed up my billing and i'm too lazy to go sign up for plat again
 
satchboogie said:
now i'll keep you guessing...

how is the boogie man looking nowadays and how recent are these pics??
is he leaner??
is he fatter??
is he bigger??

ah ah ah!!

june 5th will be judgement day!
at the moment, i'm just teasing my main man JUICE LACK OF AUTHORITY.

Nice six pack! Now that's what I call a washboard stomach! This is going to be easier than anticipated.
 
satchboogie said:
dont think i forgot about our little bet!

may 18th is the date!!
So, um, what hapened to that? I'm not reading through this whole thing again. What's the new date boys? JA, you holding out?
 
JA pussied out and wanted an extra 3 weeks..
so i gave him 3 weeks.

not its set for june 5th but guess what?

JA wants til july 1st now.

i bet he's an overweight beast hiding behind 25% of pure lard.
 
June 5th!! por favor.

You guys are running out of obesity and sloth related adjectives to sling at each other.
 
satchboogie said:
JA pussied out and wanted an extra 3 weeks..
so i gave him 3 weeks.

not its set for june 5th but guess what?

JA wants til july 1st now.

i bet he's an overweight beast hiding behind 25% of pure lard.

Now that was a good one.
 
June 5th it is...
 
jubei said:
June 5th it is...

Actually it's July 1st. Satch called me to say he sprained his wrist jacking off and needs time to recover so out of fairness I gave him a few more weeks to trim that lard off.
 
first it was may 18th..
then he postponed til june 5th..
now he wants july 1st????

j/a is a pussy!
 
I agree ... JA, dont be a pussy! Satch already gave you an extension. You obvoiusly are worried about it if you keep wanting to push it back! You are showing signs of fear! So ... bet still stands, if anyone wants to bet, dont have the gear anymore, but will bet some cash for the heck of it.

Cheers,
Mavy
 
maybe this is ja's way of luring satch into a false sense of security.. then BAM.. out comes some pictures of JA looking like lou ferrigno.
 
Unbelievable! Here I am taking pity on the poor guy for a very unfortunate accident and he turns this around on me calling me a pussy! I'm shocked. I don't know what to say. I'm at a loss for words.
 
AAP said:
what the fuck is up with all this delay shit?

How about after I slice and dice eviction I take you on AAP?

How about it........ :)

The battle of mass vs superior cuts.
 
Fonz said:
How about after I slice and dice eviction I take you on AAP?

How about it........ :)

The battle of mass vs superior cuts.

AAP would decimate you. He has MASS and cuts. Unless you really are putting some mass AAP is out of your leage.
 
eviction said:
AAP would decimate you. He has MASS and cuts. Unless you really are putting some mass AAP is out of your leage.

yep..the last avi he had up was sick friggin huge arm,delts trap and razor sharp..i don think it would even be close..
 
eviction said:
AAP would decimate you. He has MASS and cuts. Unless you really are putting some mass AAP is out of your leage.

Nah, I got AAP beat in cuts. But he has me beat in mass. It would be an interesting showdown.
 
Fonz said:
Nah, I got AAP beat in cuts. But he has me beat in mass. It would be an interesting showdown.

That's one I'd like to see, but from what I recalled, he is vascular as hell. If he is cut then his mass would likely overwhelm you.
 
strongsmartsexy said:
That's one I'd like to see, but from what I recalled, he is vascular as hell. If he is cut then his mass would likely overwhelm you.

4 months ago...no doubt. I was onyl 180lbs due to track.

But it seems like I'm growing muscle just by moving my arms....lol Probably due to the fact I cut cardio drastically. Only to mountain biking now. I hit 202lbs 8-9% yesterday.

AAP is around 235lbs 5-6% I believe.
 
Fonz said:
4 months ago...no doubt. I was onyl 180lbs due to track.

But it seems like I'm growing muscle just by moving my arms....lol Probably due to the fact I cut cardio drastically. Only to mountain biking now. I hit 202lbs 8-9% yesterday.

AAP is around 235lbs 5-6% I believe.

I say go for it!!! This would be very damn cool to see. Actually all of these are very cool to have going on.


What about it AAP??? ;)
 
Mavy said:
Jesus ... is there a pic of this guy?

He posted one once...fairly impressive. he was 235lbs 5-6% He was sitting down on a chair in the gym.

He's of the "Slow growth through due tol owered carbs(therefore less fat accrual while bulking up) school of BB'ing thought".

If my memory serves me right ne only eats 150g carbs/day.
 
Fonz said:
How about after I slice and dice eviction I take you on AAP?

How about it........ :)

The battle of mass vs superior cuts.

AAP would sodomize the hell out of you

and he'd also beat you in the contest
 
PIGEON-RAT said:
AAP would sodomize the hell out of you

and he'd also beat you in the contest

Cuts?

No. I can get more cut than he can. But he'd have a big edge in mass.

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wnt2bBeast said:
JA you've been kinda quiet lately, hows your cycle going???

Shitty. I was sick all week but that won't keep a good man down. I'm coming after ya boogieman! On July 1st that is.... :qt:
 
i think its pretty safe to say JA is withdrawing out of the contest.

you're totally weak man.. and have a big mouth.
be a man and june 5th!!!
 
satchboogie said:
i think its pretty safe to say JA is withdrawing out of the contest.

you're totally weak man.. and have a big mouth.
be a man and june 5th!!!

I'm going to bloody your lip!
 
you're weak dude..
what are you ashamed of bro?

not everybody is shredded...
you can post a pic and nobody will bite..
 
satchboogie said:
you're weak dude..
what are you ashamed of bro?

not everybody is shredded...
you can post a pic and nobody will bite..

I'm one fine looking man satchboogie! I have a long hard dick for all of the ladies! You my friend are going down. I'm a coming to get ya. The final countdown starts here and now. Get ready....................... :finger:
 
Juice Authority said:
Shitty. I was sick all week but that won't keep a good man down. I'm coming after ya boogieman! On July 1st that is.... :qt:


What are you kidding me bro? Dood, you can't pussy out after all this hype. You have to post a pic. By not posting a pic on the agreed upon date, would not only mean that Satch would win, it means that you are admitting that he would easily win as well. He already gave you an extension. Lets have a fair contest, on the date that was planned. If you loose, its really no big deal. No one really cares anyways. And Im sure that Satch wont rub it in your face. hehehehe.

Either way, I guess its really your call. Just think of it this way. Its different if you give an effort, post a pic, then loose fairly against Satch. However, if you do not even post a pic, not only will you loose to Satch, but you will always be known as a the Elitefitness pussy, who was scared to show a picture of himself in his pink panties, wearing his purse, up against the confident Satchboogie. forever. Satch will always dominate over you. Do you really want that? I would rather loose in a fair competition personally. Not to mention you let this thread build up to 14 pages, as there is a lot of eager peeps here. lol!

Either way ... I say "on with the show".
 
Damn Mavy really took offense to JA trying to get another extension.. even wrote a long ass post lol..yeah bro i think you gotta stand up..im sure you will.. :supercool
 
What Mavy said :)

Mavy said:
What are you kidding me bro? Dood, you can't pussy out after all this hype. You have to post a pic. By not posting a pic on the agreed upon date, would not only mean that Satch would win, it means that you are admitting that he would easily win as well. He already gave you an extension. Lets have a fair contest, on the date that was planned. If you loose, its really no big deal. No one really cares anyways. And Im sure that Satch wont rub it in your face. hehehehe.

Either way, I guess its really your call. Just think of it this way. Its different if you give an effort, post a pic, then loose fairly against Satch. However, if you do not even post a pic, not only will you loose to Satch, but you will always be known as a the Elitefitness pussy, who was scared to show a picture of himself in his pink panties, wearing his purse, up against the confident Satchboogie. forever. Satch will always dominate over you. Do you really want that? I would rather loose in a fair competition personally. Not to mention you let this thread build up to 14 pages, as there is a lot of eager peeps here. lol!

Either way ... I say "on with the show".
 
Mavy said:
What are you kidding me bro? Dood, you can't pussy out after all this hype. You have to post a pic. By not posting a pic on the agreed upon date, would not only mean that Satch would win, it means that you are admitting that he would easily win as well. He already gave you an extension. Lets have a fair contest, on the date that was planned. If you loose, its really no big deal. No one really cares anyways. And Im sure that Satch wont rub it in your face. hehehehe.

Either way, I guess its really your call. Just think of it this way. Its different if you give an effort, post a pic, then loose fairly against Satch. However, if you do not even post a pic, not only will you loose to Satch, but you will always be known as a the Elitefitness pussy, who was scared to show a picture of himself in his pink panties, wearing his purse, up against the confident Satchboogie. forever. Satch will always dominate over you. Do you really want that? I would rather loose in a fair competition personally. Not to mention you let this thread build up to 14 pages, as there is a lot of eager peeps here. lol!

Either way ... I say "on with the show".


bro mavy..

i think JA is showing his true colors here.
i really dont care winning or losing....

but we have 14 pages of shit talking and not ONE pic from JA!

if thats not TOTALLY WEAK i dont know what is!~ :)
 
satchboogie said:
bro mavy..

i think JA is showing his true colors here.
i really dont care winning or losing....

but we have 14 pages of shit talking and not ONE pic from JA!

if thats not TOTALLY WEAK i dont know what is!~ :)

Give him a break. I think JA is also training for a fight with shadowfalcon.
 
This is retarded...pics by june 5th or JA should be banned! Ok, maybe that's a bit extreme, but give me a fucking break.
 
hey man...

all i'm tryina say is POST SOME FUCKIN PICS ALREADY!!

i mean.. i posted some recent pics..
and you know what, they're not even that good but i dont give a fuck.

come june 5th, my pics are goin up either way!

JA.. be a man bro!!!

you know i still love ya...
 
Fonz said:
Cuts?

No. I can get more cut than he can. But he'd have a big edge in mass.

<--------------------See avatar

AAP would most definitely win that contest. He's huge AND cut. You can be as skinny as you want, but it doesn't compare to AAP...you would be blown out of the water.
 
satchboogie said:
keep fonz/eviction out of this thread please.

thanks.

Sorry orb. Didn't know you were a ham, and needed the spotlight to yourself! LOL.

But seriously...I'm with you...june 5th or bust!
 
eviction said:
Satch, i may have missed this, but how is your contest with JA going to be judged?

JA is withdrawing from the contest so i guess no judging necessary.
 
satchboogie said:
JA is withdrawing from the contest so i guess no judging necessary.

What??? Did he officially declare this?

JA, whatever you decide to do for whatever reason thats cool bro. Everyone has their own reasons I guess. Again, this is an Internet battle, so who really cares who the winner is ... its supposed to be all for fun bro. I will personally not think anything different of you. Just a little dissapointed I guess. If you do decide to go head to head with the boogie man, then power to you, it will make a good show and be very entertaining.

Cheers,
Mavy
 
I know posting pics on such an open forum like this can be intimidating..but i think most on here repect you JA..i was looking forward to this but the choice is yours bro..good luck
 
satchboogie said:
JA is withdrawing from the contest so i guess no judging necessary.


WTF are you talking about??????? I'm down like Julie Brown. You'll be feeling me June 5th!!!! I NEVER SAID I WAS WITHDRAWING!!!!!!
 
I am an NPC offical and I would be happy and honest to judge you both. I placed my sister low once because she was not up to snuff so you know I will put you two wher you belong.

Quad

satchboogie said:
napolean22 said:
its the battle of the best body...

no holds barred...errr no juice barred (in this case)

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actually, thats exactly it bro!

JA has been callin me chubby and fat ass..
so im gonna show him whats up may 18th!

this was gonna take place on meso, where JA belives i'm more 'known' and i would ultimately win. so we agreed to play on more neutral playground... right here on elite.

i'm gonna spank him like a red headed stepchild... AND.. ILL BE ON MY POST CYCLE THERAPY TOO! :supercool
 
Quadsweep said:
I am an NPC offical and I would be happy and honest to judge you both. I placed my sister low once because she was not up to snuff so you know I will put you two wher you belong.

Quad

Bro - your sister would make both of us look like clowns, especially satchboogie.
 
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