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Attention Juice Authority!!

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dont think i forgot about our little bet!

may 18th is the date!!

you wanted neutral grounds on elite and you got it. :supercool
 
its the battle of the best body...

no holds barred...errr no juice barred (in this case)

terrible joke...very sorry...is it possible to blast yourself w/ red?
 
What happens May 18th?? c'mon here? Satch is this when you and your Juicey-Authority tie the knot?

Oh My! Well, I do live in Massachusettes, so if I can help in any way, just give a hollar :) Alan. :rainbow:
 
like a special olympics physique competition?


j/k guys -- i'm laying money on satch -- who's the bookie?
 
napolean22 said:
its the battle of the best body...

no holds barred...errr no juice barred (in this case)

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actually, thats exactly it bro!

JA has been callin me chubby and fat ass..
so im gonna show him whats up may 18th!

this was gonna take place on meso, where JA belives i'm more 'known' and i would ultimately win. so we agreed to play on more neutral playground... right here on elite.

i'm gonna spank him like a red headed stepchild... AND.. ILL BE ON MY POST CYCLE THERAPY TOO! :supercool
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alanchiras said:
What happens May 18th?? c'mon here? Satch is this when you and your Juicey-Authority tie the knot?

Oh My! Well, I do live in Massachusettes, so if I can help in any way, just give a hollar :) Alan. :rainbow:
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Best post I have ever read. Green for you.
 
I`ll be attending a Wine Bottle Corking Convention that week. Can you make it a week later? thanks


and good luck.
 
majutsu said:
like a special olympics physique competition?
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Yup.... Even if you win, you are still fucking retarded.
 
Satch I remember seeing your pics at one time so i kind of have an idea what you looked like before, but I dont remember ever seeing any pics of JA? Are there some in the members pics?
 
satchboogie said:
this is taken 1 week ago...
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Looking wide...


you sun burn like a white man.
 
Since I'm natural right now the winner will be the one who has the best overall physique (abs!!! count chubby!), not the one who is all bloated from his cycle!
 
Juice Authority said:
Since I'm natural right now the winner will be the one who has the best overall physique (abs!!! count chubby!), not the one who is all bloated from his cycle!
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you got it soldier!
ill be 4 weeks into my pct so its fair ground.

you wont see an ounce of bloat on this machine!!

this is actually quite motivating..

you're toast!
 
majutsu said:
like a special olympics physique competition?


j/k guys -- i'm laying money on satch -- who's the bookie?
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lol too funny. I will be curious to see who wins. Definately a good motivator for the both of you. Get yourself some T-rex JA and hit them windsprints up in the AM ... you will have him. I think that Satch has a little chemical advantage over you though hehhehe.
 
I'll be the bookie...send your money to greeksteel@...
 
i want in, i will bet both of you :) never seen what JA looks like so who knows.
 
no chemical enhancements this time around as its pct time for me.
 
I meant easier access to chems. hahaha. Looks like you got a good start Satch. Are you guys comparing cuts, or mass or overall physique or what?
 
satchboogie said:
no chemical enhancements this time around as its pct time for me.
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You really want to compete with a crazy Italian like me? You might find yourself swimming with the fishes.
 
Mavy said:
I meant easier access to chems. hahaha. Looks like you got a good start Satch. Are you guys comparing cuts, or mass or overall physique or what?
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good point whats the criteria?? think it should be overall physique...JA what are your stats or are you keeping them to yourelf until the 18th?
 
wnt2bBeast said:
good point whats the criteria?? think it should be overall physique...JA what are your stats or are you keeping them to yourelf until the 18th?
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I want to see how much money satch is willing to lay on the line first.
 
I'll be one of the judges, as I am completely impartial. There will be mass,symmetry,definition, and overall each out of 10. We need 4 more judges.
 
jubei I like your score card: 1-10 mass, symmetry, definition, overall impression. Total score wins. I would judge, but I'm not impartial: 1)I'm a mass freak, 2) JA pisses me off sometimes (not lately though), Satch doesn't. So I probably favor Satch a little.

Either way, this contest kicks ass! Real motivating for both I'm sure. I can't wait to see the pics!
 
Don't forget to lift those arms while your in the tanning bed...nice love handles by the way. This is a great idea...we should have a call out board, put up or shut up.
 
majutsu said:
jubei I like your score card: 1-10 mass, symmetry, definition, overall impression. Total score wins. I would judge, but I'm not impartial: 1)I'm a mass freak, 2) JA pisses me off sometimes (not lately though), Satch doesn't. So I probably favor Satch a little.

Either way, this contest kicks ass! Real motivating for both I'm sure. I can't wait to see the pics!
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I piss you off? Since when? That news to me.
 
Something tells me this would be a loopsided contest here too. Oh well.
 
K, muscleup dispite pissing me off at times would make a great judge (I just fuckin with ya bro) Term is a no-brainer...we need 2 more. Mavy and bulldog???
 
well..

much work to be done on my end, and JA still hasnt posted any '4 weeks out' pics.
i wah wah wah wah wonder...
 
satchboogie said:
well..

much work to be done on my end, and JA still hasnt posted any '4 weeks out' pics.
i wah wah wah wah wonder...
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I'm just going to keep you guessing....It's like getting in the ring with some unknown. The best example is when Buster Douglas knocked out Mike Tyson. No one expected it or saw it coming. In fact, Vegas wasn't even accepting bets on that fight. Now, guess who is who...
 
at least one or two of the judges should have some competitive bodybuilding experience, competing or preferably judging, to do it right
 
needsize said:
at least one or two of the judges should have some competitive bodybuilding experience, competing or preferably judging, to do it right
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wellI have not competed, but actually do work with some local guys with there posing and such...They have been trying to get me to compete for 2 years but I'm still to small... :)
 
needsize said:
at least one or two of the judges should have some competitive bodybuilding experience, competing or preferably judging, to do it right
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You can be judge number 4 if you like? We need 1 more now...
 
I dont mind judging if there is a need for it, I was thinking of guys with even more competitive experience.
It is almost getting out of hand, but never under estimate the importance of bragging right
 
I think you just need knowledgeable objective people for this..pro experience i dont think is really needed..this is more of a street fight type of thing lol..I would think needsize, muscleup, bulldog, mavy are all good bros who would call it like it is..just my .02
 
needsize said:
I dont mind judging if there is a need for it, I was thinking of guys with even more competitive experience.
It is almost getting out of hand, but never under estimate the importance of bragging right
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lol..
i dont know about JA, but absolutely no history of competing on my end.
in fact, i'm just an average dude like the rest of us pumpin hard and eating like a pig.

stats:

5'11
212 pounds
bf appox. %13-14.
:supercool
 
We have a full panel. Bulldog,Muscleup,Term,NS, and of course the BD killa...jubei.

We should have more call outs on EF.
 
jubei said:
We have a full panel. Bulldog,Muscleup,Term,NS, and of course the BD killa...jubei.

We should have more call outs on EF.
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We need "impartial" judges that can't be persuaded financially or otherwise. Out of the ones mentioned needsize is the only one that can't be bought so to speak.
 
Give me a break. You're not that important man. One way or another I'm going to judge you 2. Hahaha. You can always call me out if you want.
 
any judge will recieve 100 primos on the house!

j/k.. i think youre taking this much more seriously than it is.
JA and i are buddies and are only playing around.

neither of us is even remotely close to being a 'needsize' or anything close to those dimensions.

by the way JA... how about that camaro for some gear?
 
Juice Authority said:
We need "impartial" judges that can't be persuaded financially or otherwise. Out of the ones mentioned needsize is the only one that can't be bought so to speak.
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excuse me...I have enough gear...So I will be impartial...I like both of you guys...
 
satchboogie said:
any judge will recieve 100 primos on the house!

j/k.. i think youre taking this much more seriously than it is.
JA and i are buddies and are only playing around.

neither of us is even remotely close to being a 'needsize' or anything close to those dimensions.

by the way JA... how about that camaro for some gear?
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I think that might piss his wife off...LMAO....J/K BRO
 
I can be bought, but none of ya'll have enough cash to afford me...or a nice enough ass
 
You know what guys. I am seriously starting to think that we should really be serious about. I'm not kidding. Can a city, a date, and a good gym somewhere in the U. S. Be set up to do this??? Make this to be a long weekend event. Get to eat together, workout together. Frighten the locals in the nightclubs :). Maybe even throw in a seminar or two. Of course, the one-on-one pose-down would be the highlight of the weekend. We could call it the first annual Elite Fitness convention or something.

We have been having fun with this thread for the most part, but wouldn't you all like to meet each other in the flesh for a weekend? I say let's do it!!! Or, am I just nuts? Thanks! Alan. :rainbow:
 
I'm with needsize, I can definitely be bought...but not by you cheap bastards!

LOL...just kidding. I don't care enough about this to lie, and I have a feeling it's going to be an obvious call either way. Once we see pics, everyone will know who won...that's how I feel at least.

You guys aren't pros, so there's bound to be a good sized difference in where you're at in your training.

Anyways...I'm as impartial as can be...no links to either of you guys.
 
Of course you guys are friends, thats the whole point. Bragging rights are all the sweeter when you get to rub it in a buddies face over and over...
 
satchboogie said:
any judge will recieve 100 primos on the house!

j/k.. i think youre taking this much more seriously than it is.
JA and i are buddies and are only playing around.

neither of us is even remotely close to being a 'needsize' or anything close to those dimensions.

by the way JA... how about that camaro for some gear?
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No shit. needsize would make look like a retarded cripple. lol.

Camaro for gear eh? My wife would love that one. I'd have come live with you!
 
Juice Authority said:
No shit. needsize would make look like a retarded cripple. lol.

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not with the bf I'm carrying now
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Just r/ber....

Second place is the first looser!!! Now LET'S GET IT ON!!!!

How about the judging be an open poll w/all the members?
 
satchboogie said:
dont think i forgot about our little bet!

may 18th is the date!!

you wanted neutral grounds on elite and you got it. :supercool
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this is gonna be quite hang ten


:)



dont forget to post for non plats




;)
 
^^don't think you're off the hook. Oh yes, you're going down.
 
BrickGirl said:
I can't wait to vote :)
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Does the winner get a night with you - no holes barred??? If so, I better double up on the T-rex!!
 
Juice Authority said:
Does the winner get a night with you - no holes barred??? If so, I better double up on the T-rex!!
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I think choke holds should be barred...Don't want you getting hurt JA. LOL ;)
 
post the fucking picks already, geez. btw i don't think JA is gonna post any pics. Satch has already posted a few here before so we know he's not afraid. 5 pages and nothing. lets go !
 
BrickGirl said:
I can't wait to vote :)
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if that is you in your avatar you are quite amazing :heart: :chomp:
 
Pakelika said:
post the fucking picks already, geez. btw i don't think JA is gonna post any pics. Satch has already posted a few here before so we know he's not afraid. 5 pages and nothing. lets go !
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Fine here you go...
 
I declare Brickgirl the winner.

Nothing more to see here. let s go.
 
yep..

she most certainly spanks my ass!
and she's allowed to exploit me in any way she pleases! :mommakin:
 
satchboogie said:
yep..

she most certainly spanks my ass!
and she's allowed to exploit me in any way she pleases! :mommakin:
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Give it up Bro, she's been hot after my ass for quite some time. She like the Italian Stallian type guy WHICH YOU ARE NOT.
 
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