Ask me anything thread Version 2.0

[sardonicone]

I don't feel like bumping the other thread, so here's a new one.

Da Rules:

1. Yes, you may ask me anything. Keep in mind I'm not an encyclopedia, nor will I write your papers for you. I will however do my utmost to answer any knowledge based questions. Since this is a thread to learn about me, however, it makes much more sense to ask questions pertaining to well, me.

2. No, you may not ask more than one question per post, nor may you make back to back posts. I will ignore those. Let's be fair to everyone, yo.

3. I will answer questions on my own time, not yours. Patience is a virtue, yo.

4. I reserve the right to change the rules at any time, for any reason.
(Like the moon is full, or I am out of gouda cheese)

Fin

 

[redguru]

I don't feel like bumping the other thread, so here's a new one.

Da Rules:

1. Yes, you may ask me anything. Keep in mind I'm not an encyclopedia, nor will I write your papers for you. I will however do my utmost to answer any knowledge based questions. Since this is a thread to learn about me, however, it makes much more sense to ask questions pertaining to well, me.

2. No, you may not ask more than one question per post, nor may you make back to back posts. I will ignore those. Let's be fair to everyone, yo.

3. I will answer questions on my own time, not yours. Patience is a virtue, yo.

4. I reserve the right to change the rules at any time, for any reason.
(Like the moon is full, or I am out of gouda cheese)

Fin

What is the first prime number higher than a google?

 

[ksharp01]

Do you suck toes?

 

[alien amp pharm]

Do you enjoy giving head?

 

[samoth]

Keep in mind I'm not an encyclopedia, nor will I write your papers for you.

Dammit.

Umm... explain how ∞ < ∞ .

 

[swole]

why are you a flaming homosexual who smears honey and granola on hotdogs before sitting on them?

 

[redguru]

Dammit.

Umm... explain how ∞ < ∞ .

I don't think he has the time or the inclination to explain Cantor's work.

 

[Spartacus]

has swole bin drinkin?

 

[samoth]

I don't think he has the time or the inclination to explain Cantor's work.

But... but it doesn't explicitly violate his rules!

... I knew I shoulda stuck with the Manowar question...

 

[Y_lifter]

Is LESTAT really Gay ?

or just Bi ?

 

[sardonicone]

What is the first prime number higher than a google?

I'd say a google +1, but that wouldn't automatically be true. (So it would just be a guess) There is some forumla for calculating prime numbers, but it eludes me at the moment.

Do you suck toes?

I have done it yes. It's always made my wife giggle, and I love to make people laugh.

Now have I ever done it meaning anything sexual? No.

Do you enjoy giving head?

I enjoy giving oral to women, yes.

Dammit.

Umm... explain how ∞ < ∞ .

Ugh. Briefly put, there is more than one possible infinity, thus one infinity can have a higher value set than the other.

why are you a flaming homosexual who smears honey and granola on hotdogs before sitting on them?

I was unaware I was. Have you proof to this claim, or is this a ploy to use a ad-homineim attack down the road?

I don't think he has the time or the inclination to explain Cantor's work.

Not in detail I'm afraid. At least, not at the present moment.

 

[sardonicone]

But... but it doesn't explicitly violate his rules!

... I knew I shoulda stuck with the Manowar question...

The semantics game is always fun, now isn’t it?

Is LESTAT really Gay ?

or just Bi ?

Probably Bi.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I give up. This guy is too witty for me.

 

[feisty11975]

What is your favorite color?

 

[sardonicone]

I give up. This guy is too witty for me.

No one likes poor effort.

What is your favorite color?

By far and away it has always been blue.

 

[feisty11975]

I give up. This guy is too witty for me.

awitty??? nahhhhh

Where is he anyway?

 

[sardonicone]

has swole bin drinkin?

I think I missed this one.

Probably. Wouldn't you if you were him?

 

[reno240]

Who really said, "The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Fransisco"?

 

[jnevin]

Why have I had a throbbing headache for the last 2 days? I never get headaches and I'm getting pissed.

 

[sardonicone]

Who really said, "The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Fransisco"?

The only person I've heard that attributed to was Mark Twain.

If that’s wrong I apologize.

Why have I had a throbbing headache for the last 2 days? I never get headaches and I'm getting pissed.

Well, there are several possible causes.

Have you been drinking lately?
Do you smoke?
Have you started or stopped any sort of medications?
Did you recently give up caffine or any other type of stimulant?
Have you been regular recently?
What has your water intake been like?
Have you suffered any recent head or neck trauma?

 

[Spartacus]

I think I missed this one.

Probably. Wouldn't you if you were him?

I'm asking the questions here

 

[reno240]

The only person I've heard that attributed to was Mark Twain.

If that’s wrong I apologize.





Well, there are several possible causes.

Have you been drinking lately?
Do you smoke?
Have you started or stopped any sort of medications?
Did you recently give up caffine or any other type of stimulant?
Have you been regular recently?
What has your water intake been like?
Have you suffered any recent head or neck trauma?

You can't answer a question with a question - or in this case a series of them.

 

[sardonicone]

I'm asking the questions here

Well, it's obviously a rhetorical one. Don't get my panties in a bunch.

Err... I mean, your panties in a bunch.

You can't answer a question with a question - or in this case a series of them.

Of course I can. No where in MY thread rules does it state otherwise.

Besides, if he really wants to get to the bottom of this mystery, he'll have to supply me more info than... "my head hurts, yo". Even House would need more information than that.

 

[jnevin]

Have you been drinking lately?
Do you smoke?
Have you started or stopped any sort of medications?
Did you recently give up caffine or any other type of stimulant?
Have you been regular recently?
What has your water intake been like?
Have you suffered any recent head or neck trauma?

No
No
No
No
Yes
Plentiful, same as always.
No. Just a small knot, but nothing out of the ordinary.

It's killing me.

 

[reno240]

Have you ever tried an "Alaskan Pipline"?

 

[ksharp01]

Where do you live?

 

[Arabian]

You never answered my first question.

 

[feisty11975]

Do you like you toes sucked?

 

[samoth]

If you don't own any Manowar, will you buy one and play it as loud as you can?


"Each day, you wake up and get out of bed knowing that there is shit waiting for you. Each day is a struggle, a battle and you must prepare for these battles, these wars. You have to be prepared. That is where the spirit of MANOWAR comes in. It is for everybody, both men and women, who have the fighting spirit. You either fight to win or your throw up your hands and admit that you are fucked." -Joey DeMaio

 

[ksharp01]

If you don't own any Manowar, will you buy one and play it as loud as you can?


"Each day, you wake up and get out of bed knowing that there is shit waiting for you. Each day is a struggle, a battle and you must prepare for these battles, these wars. You have to be prepared. That is where the spirit of MANOWAR comes in. It is for everybody, both men and women, who have the fighting spirit. You either fight to win or your throw up your hands and admit that you are fucked." -Joey DeMaio

geesh, I first thought you were talking about something in the ocean like some sort of squid or something....isn't there something like that?

and NO, I am not blonde.....Feisty is! lol

 

[samoth]

geesh, I first thought you were talking about something in the ocean like some sort of squid or something....isn't there something like that?

and NO, I am not blonde.....Feisty is! lol

THIS little cutie?

 

[sardonicone]

No
No
No
No
Yes
Plentiful, same as always.
No. Just a small knot, but nothing out of the ordinary.

It's killing me.

Well, that rules out most common stressors. Is there anything weighing on your mind?
How is your vision?
What is your posture like?
Has there been any changes recently in your sleeping patterns?

Have you ever tried an "Alaskan Pipline"?

I have not, and I don't know what that is.

Where do you live?

Columbus, Ohio.

You never answered my first question.

Ah, but I did.

Do you like you toes sucked?

What? Never had it done. I'd bet not.

If you don't own any Manowar, will you buy one and play it as loud as you can?


"Each day, you wake up and get out of bed knowing that there is shit waiting for you. Each day is a struggle, a battle and you must prepare for these battles, these wars. You have to be prepared. That is where the spirit of MANOWAR comes in. It is for everybody, both men and women, who have the fighting spirit. You either fight to win or your throw up your hands and admit that you are fucked." -Joey DeMaio

I don't own any Manowar. I may download it. I may play it as loud as I can.

 

[myway]

OK. I want to join in, again. Hmmmmmm. How about:
I was appointed president of the Royal Society and became the first scientist to ever be knighted. I discovered calculus YEARS before Leibniz. I was active in anti-Catholic politics at Cambridge. I sent several men to their death on the gallows with my major campaign against counterfeiting. WHO AM I?

 

[Liebnitz]

OK. I want to join in, again. Hmmmmmm. How about:
I was appointed president of the Royal Society and became the first scientist to ever be knighted. I discovered calculus YEARS before Leibniz. I was active in anti-Catholic politics at Cambridge. I sent several men to their death on the gallows with my major campaign against counterfeiting. WHO AM I?

Bullshit.

 

[sardonicone]

OK. I want to join in, again. Hmmmmmm. How about:
I was appointed president of the Royal Society and became the first scientist to ever be knighted. I discovered calculus YEARS before Leibniz. I was active in anti-Catholic politics at Cambridge. I sent several men to their death on the gallows with my major campaign against counterfeiting. WHO AM I?

Well anyone who doesn't give Newton the credit he deserves for coming up with the Calculus is just plain silly.

It's not his fault he had, shall we say, mental issues.

Though one has to wonder why he locked so much up of his work for years at a time without releasing it's genius onto the world.

 

[myway]

Bullshit.

....also accused Leibniz of plagerism, lol. Plus, just for an added bonus: Declared great satisfaction in, "breaking Leibniz's heart". Lol.

 

[sardonicone]

And now we pause for station identification...

 

[myway]

Well anyone who doesn't give Newton the credit he deserves for coming up with the Calculus is just plain silly.

It's not his fault he had, shall we say, mental issues.

Though one has to wonder why he locked so much up of his work for years at a time without releasing it's genius onto the world.

Who knows? From what I have read, his real focus was on soul. Science was an after thought. He couldn't really speak about his true passion because people were(and still are) very rejecting of what is considered, "evil". There was no way for him to "play nice" with the church. Back then, EVERYTHING was about the church. Maybe he didn't feel it necessary to share only the parts of his mind that was considered acceptable. Maybe he didn't believe another person was capable of understanding and he was growing tired of trying to explain himself to idiots. Maybe since people didn't accept his beliefs about religion..... he didn't think they deserved to be enlightened by what he had to offer the world. I really have no idea. This is all speculation. Plus, he was always a little, "off center". When his mother died, he went hella nutz. MAYBE it was all about control. Maybe he didn't think the boxed writings were all that great. Who knows? Maybe he didn't think it was any-one's business. You prolly have a better guess concerning the matter than I will ever conclude.
Either way, I knew you would know the answer. I just wanted to play the, "who am I" game because nobody else thought of it

 

[heatherrae]

Is there an afterlife?

 

[myway]

If you don't own any Manowar, will you buy one and play it as loud as you can?


"Each day, you wake up and get out of bed knowing that there is shit waiting for you. Each day is a struggle, a battle and you must prepare for these battles, these wars. You have to be prepared. That is where the spirit of MANOWAR comes in. It is for everybody, both men and women, who have the fighting spirit. You either fight to win or your throw up your hands and admit that you are fucked." -Joey DeMaio

Samoth-
I don't know why but I'm afraid to listen to Manowar. U always post about the music but I am frightened. I am curious but not brave enough to listen. Is it safe for girls or will I need to hide under my bed if I check it out?

 

[sardonicone]

Who knows? From what I have read, his real focus was on soul. Science was an after thought. He couldn't really speak about his true passion because people were(and still are) very rejecting of what is considered, "evil". There was no way for him to "play nice" with the church. Back then, EVERYTHING was about the church. Maybe he didn't feel it necessary to share only the parts of his mind that was considered acceptable. Maybe he didn't believe another person was capable of understanding and he was growing tired of trying to explain himself to idiots. Maybe since people didn't accept his beliefs about religion..... he didn't think they deserved to be enlightened by what he had to offer the world. I really have no idea. This is all speculation. Plus, he was always a little, "off center". When his mother died, he went hella nutz. MAYBE it was all about control. Maybe he didn't think the boxed writings were all that great. Who knows? Maybe he didn't think it was any-one's business. You prolly have a better guess concerning the matter than I will ever conclude.
Either way, I knew you would know the answer. I just wanted to play the, "who am I" game because nobody else thought of it

Much of that is up to debate, and probably will be for all time at this point (unless the possibility of time travel ever is somehow harnessed and utilized, which I doubt).

I will say it was a nice twist. I enjoyed the question.

 

[myway]

Much of that is up to debate, and probably will be for all time at this point (unless the possibility of time travel ever is somehow harnessed and utilized, which I doubt).

I will say it was a nice twist. I enjoyed the question.

Thanx. I aim to please.

 

[sardonicone]

Thanx. I aim to please.

And what man doesn't love to read those words?

 

[myway]

And what man doesn't love to read those words?

Lol. Good point.

 

[solidspine]

Have you ever cheated on your wife?

 

[sardonicone]

Have you ever cheated on your wife?

I have never had sex with anyone but my wife, so you'll have to be a trite more specific.

Also, do you mean before we got married or after?

 

[solidspine]

No you answered the question, very commendable

 

[sardonicone]

No you answered the question, very commendable

Thank you for the compliment.

 

[Raptorex]

100 aliens attended an intergalactic meeting on Earth:

(78 had two heads).....(28 had three eyes).....(21 had four arms).....(12 had two heads and three eyes).....( 9 had three eyes and four arms).....(8 had two heads and four arms).....(3 had all three unusual features)

How many had none of these unusual features?

 

[Raptorex]

Debby works in a green grocer's. She weighed 6 pounds when she was born, but now, aged 23, she is 5 foot 11 inches tall and her measurements are 36-24-36. What does she weigh?

 

[redguru]

100 aliens attended an intergalactic meeting on Earth:

(78 had two heads).....(28 had three eyes).....(21 had four arms).....(12 had two heads and three eyes).....( 9 had three eyes and four arms).....(8 had two heads and four arms).....(3 had all three unusual features)

How many had none of these unusual features?

I just tried this in my head, 5?

78+28+21=127

127-12-9-8-3=95.

 

[Raptorex]

I just tried this in my head, 5?

78+28+21=127

127-12-9-8-3=95.

Close very close, kudo's for your effort however.

 

[redguru]

Debby works in a green grocer's. She weighed 6 pounds when she was born, but now, aged 23, she is 5 foot 11 inches tall and her measurements are 36-24-36. What does she weigh?

What is her %BF. I should be able to approximate her total mass with this final variable.

 

[sardonicone]

I just tried this in my head, 5?

78+28+21=127

127-12-9-8-3=95.

Well hell, if you're going to do it...

 

[Raptorex]

What is her %BF. I should be able to approximate her total mass with this final variable.

I'm sorry good sir, however the information provided allows for an appropriate answer.

 

[redguru]

I'm sorry good sir, however the information provided allows for an appropriate answer.

Yes it does. Vegetables.

 

[Raptorex]

Yes it does. Vegetables.

you just have to think outside the box!

 

[sardonicone]

Close very close, kudo's for your effort however.

I thought that as well, using the variables (a+b+c+d+e+f+g-h(h being all the added in variables that overlap)=100 then working back.

 

[redguru]

The answer is 2

 

[sardonicone]

The answer is 2

Gah, I should have tried mapping it out.

Nice.

 

[redguru]

Gah, I should have tried mapping it out.

Nice.

Quick and easy in MSPaint. I was talking about set theory earlier in the thread, too.

 

[Gambino]

who should i k wager on for the super bowl?

 

[samoth]

How many alters does Gambino have?

 

[Dunk]

 

[sardonicone]

Quick and easy in MSPaint. I was talking about set theory earlier in the thread, too.

Ms paint: It's not just for those who can't afford photoshop anymore...

who should i k wager on for the super bowl?

Not the Bears.

How many alters does Gambino have?

7?

David R. Pfeifer, and he doesn't work anymore (retired).

 

[Liebnitz]

....also accused Leibniz of plagerism, lol. Plus, just for an added bonus: Declared great satisfaction in, "breaking Leibniz's heart". Lol.

I also invented the binary system, without which you wouldn't be promulgating Newton's childish tantrums. My grave was unmarked for 50 years because Newton discredited me.

 

[samoth]

Not the Bears.

Goddammit. What do I do now?

 

[HumorMe]

Debby works in a green grocer's. She weighed 6 pounds when she was born, but now, aged 23, she is 5 foot 11 inches tall and her measurements are 36-24-36. What does she weigh?

Who cares? Pictures...now!

 

[sardonicone]

I also invented the binary system, without which you wouldn't be promulgating Newton's childish tantrums. My grave was unmarked for 50 years because Newton discredited me.

Is that why, in anger, you refuse to spell your name correctly?

Goddammit. What do I do now?

Bet on the Colts, obviously.

 

[samoth]

Is that why, in anger, you refuse to spell your name correctly?

 

[myway]

Goddammit. What do I do now?

My vote: Stop watching football.

 

[sardonicone]

My vote: Stop watching football.

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