Buddy_Christ
New member
fire away. i'll do my best to answer all your questions.
Testosterone boy said:Why are you showing us your crack?
Gambino said:do you have a flat ass from it getting repeatedly railed?
The Bigdawg said:At what age did you decide to become the bottom in your male/male relationship![]()
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crak600 said:I would say around the age of 15 i discovered i wanted to be a bottom.
wait, what the fuck did i just say?

biteme said:What sexual fantasies have you had that you would not normally share?
tiger88 said:have u ever looked in the mirror at your asshole?
ever taste ur own cum?
ever do over 150 mph in a car? not on drag strip btw
u ever take a shit and wipe and shit on ur knuckle?
is cat from a pet store or aninmal shelter?
u own anything made by prada?
u like stone temple pilots?
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tiger88 said:have u ever looked in the mirror at your asshole?
yes.
ever taste ur own cum?
yes. i was jerking off one time laying back on my couch and i shot myself in the mouth. it wasn't intentional. i was lucky that my mouth was closed, but i still got a slight taste of it before i could wipe it off my lips and cheek. kind of salty but it wasn't repulsive. i don't know why chicks complain about the taste.
ever do over 150 mph in a car? not on drag strip btw
not in a car. the fastest any of my own cars have been is about 115 mph (done that in 3 cars). the fastest i've been a passenger in a car for was probably about 140-ish. the speedo in my buddy's 70 Chevelle had broken. we knew the car did 120mph in 4th gear at 4K rpm. we had the car at 5000 rpm and came close to 5500 rpm a few times on a run down the highway. for all i know, we could have very well been doing 150mph.
i have had the bike up to it's max speed on a number of occasions. when the magizines tested my bike (99 F4) they got 156mph clocked by radar at redline in 6th gear. not bad for a 600cc bike. i've had my bike up to redline in 6th maybe a dozen times. scary fast.
u ever take a shit and wipe and shit on ur knuckle?
not intentionally. i've had baby wipes break before when my son was still in diapers and got a finger of poo. i've also gotten it on my knuckles when he was in diapers. got pissed on once or twice too.
is cat from a pet store or aninmal shelter?
our one cat came from someone that had a litter they were trying to get rid of. she's almost 3 years old now. the other one came from an animal shelter. he's almost a year old.
u own anything made by prada?
no, and probably never will. i don't get into designer stuff. i like to be casual at all times. know what i mean?
u like stone temple pilots?
The first album, Core, ROCKEDi was 14 or 15 when that came out and i loved that album. i still listen to it from time to time. their other stuff isn't nearly as good though. kinda sad, but nothing i can do about it.
biteme said:What sexual fantasies have you had that you would not normally share?
none really. i think the only sexual fantasies i've had that most people woudn't admit to was wanting to do a MFM with a buddy of mine. the only reason i would've been willing to do that is because i knew me and him would find some dirty slut at the bar and treat her like a dirty slut, and we probably would've been laughing about it the entire time too. he was probably the only guy i knew that was not self conscoius in any way so he wouldn't of been concerned with the whole "oh no! another guy might see my penis!" thing that most guys are scared to death of.
i couldn't ever share my gf in a 3-some though, at least not with another guy. most guys are like that anyway. i wouldn't mind doing another FMF 3-some though, but just because women are so beautiful and it's awesome to watch them get it on![]()
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3rd person to ask something sexual so far.
Gambino said:have you ever tagged a women from Altoona?
not that i'm aware of.
at what age did you have your first homo-erotic wet dream?
i don't ever recall having homo-erotic wet dreams. sorry man. if i have one though, i'll be sure to let you know first.
do you feel better having cut your mullet off?
teh mullet will nevaar die!
4everhung said:ever go to pull something out of the oven and forget to use a potholder?
i've grabbed various things without pot holders in my life. luckily i've never gotten burned very bad at all from doing so.
ever start to boil something when you come home drunk,and awake to a house full of smoke?
luckily, no. in the Marine Corps i had a room mate that did that once. we had a little propane stove in our barracks room. i woke up once at 4 am to the smoke alarm going off. he was standing on the dresser fanning the smoke alarm going "ittt'ssssss oooooooo-kay maaannnn, just goooo baaaack to sleeep. every...thing....isssss under con-trol here." he was drunker than shit and fell asleep while cooking some Ramen noodles. was pretty funny, but sucked ass to be woken at 4am to the smoke alarm.
AAP said:I got a question... how funny is it if I take the pic below and edit out every post of some people's until the Mod Bomb gets implemented?
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MAX 300 said:Can you tell me where the hell I have been for the last 2 months?
Mr. dB said:Is it galling to have been bombed by someone who misspelled his own username?
biteme said:When was the last time you picked your nose and rolled the booger into a ball and thumped it?
AAP said:I got a question... how funny is it if I take the pic below and edit out every post of some people's until the Mod Bomb gets implemented?
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JerseyArt said:When will I ever learn?
People keep asking me that and I have no idea what to tell them.
sorearms said:Are you related to Gummo?
AAP said:Just wait until tomorrow when they make an ass out of themselves. It will happen, you know they can't help it.
Smurfy said:Crakker, my question is wheres my damn xmas card. You said you were sending it so where is it (it might be in my mailbox i havent checked). I want answers dammit!
crak600 said:no, actually it's pretty funny. some people are really stupid. the "plat bombing" occurring in C&C just shows who has the maturity of a 10 year old because they take everything they read on the internet so personally. some people will forever be crybabies. same people that got beat up all the time in high school and are afraid to speak up for themselves in real life, but spout off because there's a keyboard and a moniter in front of them. it's a sad sad world when people have to get on the internet and act tough to make up for having a small penis.
my username is spelled the way it is for a reason. many years ago i used AOL and the word "crack" wasn't allowed to be used in a user name on AsshOLe. i had to drop the second 'c' in order to use the name i wanted. oh well.
Mr. dB said:I wasn't referring to the spelling of your username, but of "bicepts101".
Pamela said:Could you please do away with that sign in your post?
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ceo said:so, once you've been "bombed" 4 times or more, you can still post, but "supposedly" no one can see it?
ceo said:buncha green hits up in here for you peeps
Mr. dB said:Is it galling to have been bombed by someone who misspelled his own username?
crak600 said:some people still love me around here![]()
4everhung said:who took the pic of your ass?
took it myself. sounds kinda funny, doesn't it? well, i set the timer on the digital, dropped pants, turned around, and waited.
do you think the Yanks will still get Randy?
i don't watch baseball, but in any event, money talks, so if the throw enough of it around, then yes they will.
will the Chargers get to the Big One?
Someday.
do my questions contain homoerotic undertones and therefore I may be gay?
Your questions do not seem to contain homoerotic undertones, however, i can not hear how you are asking them because i am reading them. you may be saying them out loud while typing them with a lisp or accenting certain phrases that would indeed give your questions homoerotic undertones. it's not so much what you say but how you say it that determines if you are gay or not. well, that is unless you're saying something like "Hey Steve! come on over here and let me suck that dick!" something like that would be gay in itself.
The Shadow said:Soooo.....Crak
lol
whats up?
not too much. chillin out, waking up with some coffee. how about you? 
crak600 said:well, i could if you can get rid of the 12 year olds that post on this site thinking they are e-thugs that are e-hard and e-cool because they are sitting behind a computer screen spouting off in a way that they are afraid to do in real life.
Mr. dB said:Easy to grow a set of e-balls behind a screen too.
biteme said:When was the last time you had sex?
2 days ago.
Doggy style?
yes
Missionary?
yes
Pull out?
yes
Go ahead, make me jealous and don't leave out the details.
i think there was some reverse cowgirl, definetly some cowgirl, sitting down too. it was good and went on for quite some time. she had to tell "Santa" what she wanted for xmas![]()
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deteras1 said:Do you live in a trailer?
How much money do you make in a year?
Do you know if your dogs where put to sleep?
Is your girlfriend as ugly as you are?
How many food stamps do you get a month?
How many times have you had your ass kicked?
biteme said:How big of an asshole are you? If assholes were banned, you would have been gone the first day.
biteme said:How big of an asshole are you? If assholes were banned, you would have been gone the first day.


deteras1 said:This is between me and Crak.........just stfu and stay the fuck out.
The Shadow said:Crak - this dude stalking you or what??
YOu must have broken off a piece in his ass or something....
biteme said:Make me Bluto.
crak600 said:
what's next? is he going to ask me to meet him behind the swingset after school? LMFAO
.hamstershaver said:damn orb you got another bomb???
yes, by someone who can't spell biceps right![]()
who will hit 10k posts first me or you?
probably you. i have a feeling i'm swimming with gators and they are hungry.![]()
deteras1 said:Oh what i would give for chance to stomp your scrawny dumbass.
biteme said:Your avatar fits you well.
deteras1 said:You stalking me now bald guy?
biteme said:Your avatar fits you well.
biteme said:Hahahahhaha!! You're too funny man. You gotta be what, 13? Are you enjoying the Christmas break? How are the teenager girls these days?
Seriously, just quit being an asswipe, you have potential to be a good man, but you've got to get out of the adolescent stage first.
The Shadow said:Det - chill out dude.
deteras1 said:Chilled
I had to vent after Craks fag Karma message.
The Shadow said:ok.......enough
chaos mage said:Can you use another font color besides hot pink? k thnx bye love ya
crak600 said:from a mind
gonelifting said:I just use my mouse to highlight the words. You can post any color you want bro. Left click... swipe.
Have you found out what you want to do for a carreer when you get out of college? I remember you were talking about changing your mind or something...

The Shadow said:lime looks good.....
so does your ass....
..did I just say that?
Sebastionv said:Hey crack how is it going today? Since I was gone I recieved another couple of bombs from peeps that I never even knew existed. I pmd the guy and told him to knock off the immature shit and he pmd me back and told me to quote unquote "shut the f up and leave or my life would be over."
Man, as you could see that I am pretty scared by the whole ordeal.
Do you think that AA is right that the moderators are going to actually try to tame the bombing down or the immaturity will continue on?
Oh, and my second question is...why don't you think they implemented the mods bomb before they did the plat. bomb? Man, I really should get some green karma for this question.
The Shadow said:lime looks good.....
so does your ass....
..did I just say that?

.Sebastionv said:Hey crack how is it going today? Since I was gone I recieved another couple of bombs from peeps that I never even knew existed. I pmd the guy and told him to knock off the immature shit and he pmd me back and told me to quote unquote "shut the f up and leave. or my life would be over."
if someone really PM'ed you that your "life would be over," i wouldn't post the name publicly but i would take a screen shot of it and foreward it to a moderator. if you need help with the screen shot thing, PM me and i'll give you instructions. i don't think the moderators or admin of this site would tolerate a threat like that occurring here, even if it was by PM and not on an open board.
Man, as you could see that I am pretty scared by the whole ordeal.
Do you think that AA is right that the moderators are going to actually try to tame the bombing down or the immaturity will continue on?
I am pretty certain that something will be done about the immaturity being displayed by a few select members of this site. let's think about this from a rational standpoint for a minute. if you were the owner of a board, would you want a few individuals to chase away new business simply because they were being immature? i know i wouldn't want that occuring on a board i had put a lot of time and effort into. i think it's safe to say that the childishness will end soon.
Oh, and my second question is...why don't you think they implemented the mods bomb before they did the plat. bomb? Man, I really should get some green karma for this question.
the answer to that question is easy. Moderators have always possessed the "ban stick." they really don't need to "plat bomb" members when they can simply ban them temporarily or for good. a full banning would be worse for them than having to change your color so people can read your posts. of course, banning plat members is a bigger deal than banning non-plats. they pay for the site, so that takes a bit more "permission" or else the moderators could chase away desired business for the site.
did i answer all your questions to your satisfaction?
gonelifting said:Sounds good Crak, Good luck!
Would'nt it be awesome if there was a thread where only Bombed members talked to each other? The whole thing would be black... all the replies... lol Do it!
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