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Can you tell me where the hell I have been for the last 2 months?

 

[Mr. dB]

Is it galling to have been bombed by someone who misspelled his own username?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

first my ass, now my dick. damn gambino, are you lookin to ride the Hershey Highway or what?

have you ever tagged a women from Altoona?

not that i'm aware of.

at what age did you have your first homo-erotic wet dream?

i don't ever recall having homo-erotic wet dreams. sorry man. if i have one though, i'll be sure to let you know first.

do you feel better having cut your mullet off?

teh mullet will nevaar die!

 

[biteme]

When was the last time you picked your nose and rolled the booger into a ball and thumped it?

 

[AAP]

I got a question... how funny is it if I take the pic below and edit out every post of some people's until the Mod Bomb gets implemented?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

hmm, interesting questions.

ever go to pull something out of the oven and forget to use a potholder?

i've grabbed various things without pot holders in my life. luckily i've never gotten burned very bad at all from doing so.

ever start to boil something when you come home drunk,and awake to a house full of smoke?

luckily, no. in the Marine Corps i had a room mate that did that once. we had a little propane stove in our barracks room. i woke up once at 4 am to the smoke alarm going off. he was standing on the dresser fanning the smoke alarm going "ittt'ssssss oooooooo-kay maaannnn, just goooo baaaack to sleeep. every...thing....isssss under con-trol here." he was drunker than shit and fell asleep while cooking some Ramen noodles. was pretty funny, but sucked ass to be woken at 4am to the smoke alarm.

 

[jerseyart]

When will I ever learn?

People keep asking me that and I have no idea what to tell them.

 

[Mr. dB]

I got a question... how funny is it if I take the pic below and edit out every post of some people's until the Mod Bomb gets implemented?

Paybacks are hell.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Can you tell me where the hell I have been for the last 2 months?

i could, but i don't want to incriminate you on a public board like that. we can just keep that information between us, ok?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Is it galling to have been bombed by someone who misspelled his own username?

no, actually it's pretty funny. some people are really stupid. the "plat bombing" occurring in C&C just shows who has the maturity of a 10 year old because they take everything they read on the internet so personally. some people will forever be crybabies. same people that got beat up all the time in high school and are afraid to speak up for themselves in real life, but spout off because there's a keyboard and a moniter in front of them. it's a sad sad world when people have to get on the internet and act tough to make up for having a small penis.

my username is spelled the way it is for a reason. many years ago i used AOL and the word "crack" wasn't allowed to be used in a user name on AsshOLe. i had to drop the second 'c' in order to use the name i wanted. oh well.