As if standing in an elevator with a stranger wasn't uncomfortable enough

[Lumberg]

This woman started having a conversation with herself.

We went down a floor and she said, "Oh, THAT must be what it was" and starts mumbling to herself.

thank god the trip was only for 4 floors. and we didn't get off at the same floor.

 

[KillahBee]

I'd hit it.

 

[SoreArms]

next time fart

 

[Y_lifter]

Are you sure she wasn't on a cell with an ear plug ?

 

[FreeballinDC]

LOL, it must have been the same lady that was at brunch a couple of weekends ago.

I was working my way through the brunch buffet, when I hear this voice kind of close to me. I look over, and it's a lady that is talking to herself, and she's talking out loud about what's on the buffet table

"Oh, look at the salad, it looks like nobody's touched it"

"I gotta have some potatoes, those look delicious"

What was worse, she sounded like she was talking to a 4 year old.

 

[Dougly]

I'd hit it.

He would to.

 

[from zero]

People are dumb.

 

[MAX 300]

Next time start making random animal noises.

 

[Lumberg]

Farting isn't a bad idea. But There exists the danger that when I exit alone, people are waiting to enter, and then what?

Maybe next time I should just say, "yep, that's it."

 

[Smurfy]

As long as she didnt get too close, it's cool.

 

[Dial_tone]

Farting isn't a bad idea. But There exists the danger that when I exit alone, people are waiting to enter, and then what?

Maybe next time I should just say, "yep, that's it."

If you let out a really really good fart, does it affect your bodyweight?

 

[Ffactor]

You should've killed her or at least kicked her in the stomach.

 

[Vash]

Fart and then when she sniffs and looks over at you go

"ummm it was you."

 

[Lumberg]

"she who smelt it, dealt it, babe."

she was standing on the other side fo the doors. I was keeping my distance, I was pretty skeerd. Like how you are scared of a homeless person.

 

[PHATchik]

Lol. I'm guilty of what she was doing or at least a variation of it. I won't talk to myself where people can hear me, but I'm notorious for walking along and talking to myself. One guy actually stopped me once and said he hoped I won the argument. Thank God it was someone I knew though.

 

[string_bean00]

I'd hit it.

 

[Lumberg]

Lol. I'm guilty of what she was doing or at least a variation of it. I won't talk to myself where people can hear me, but I'm notorious for walking along and talking to myself. One guy actually stopped me once and said he hoped I won the argument. Thank God it was someone I knew though.

LMAO. Gotta remember that one.

 

[Robert Jan]

What's people's problem with being in an elevator with people?
dont you walk through a street with people too

 

[Mr. dB]

If you let out a really really good fart, does it affect your bodyweight?

Yes, you get heavier afterwards. The gas is lighter than air.