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just...v

just...v

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So my son was just outside talking to some chick. I've seen him talk to her before, but this time she is all giggling and standing in a way that made me think there could be some interest in my son. Ok, I can deal right? Then she goes across the street and gets into a car and effin drives away. My son is 12. 12 yrs old! I walk up to him and he is grinning like the cat that got the cream and tells me that chicks just can't resist this. Are you kidding me right now?!
 
I was shocked when any girls were into me when we were both 16, lol.
 
I dont even register female interest anymore ( barely)
they have to beat me over the head to get my attention
 
I have a 14 year old son and the girls are freakin forward these days!! Your boy is da man! ;) Good luck!! I feel your pain.
 
Your kid is kinda like Uncle SB lolz
 
just...v said:
lol, I did not mean it in a bragging way. It kinda freaked me out to be honest. He didn't tell her his age BTW. I am sure once she finds out, she will not be interested.



I hope.
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you could totally jam is game up by waiting till she shows up and go storming out all mama bear like and exclaim "pedo! he's twelve!"

see if she books..lol
 
shirlene29 said:
you could totally jam is game up by waiting till she shows up and go storming out all mama bear like and exclaim "pedo! he's twelve!"

see if she books..lol
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If some kids mom had done that to you you would have never gotten laid
 
shirlene29 said:
you could totally jam is game up by waiting till she shows up and go storming out all mama bear like and exclaim "pedo! he's twelve!"

see if she books..lol
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lolol. I was thinking about burying her in the back yard. I think I will try it ur way first :D
 
Strongbow said:
If some kids mom had done that to you you would have never gotten laid
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pfft, I was gaming dudes on uconns basketball team when I was a freshman in high school

mainly cuz my high school was in the middle of uconns campus and all my ap classes were actually at uconn, but thats besides the point
 
The fucking janitor at the fucking gym does not count Shirlene
 
Uhhhhhh what for are you looking for that
 
Strongbow said:
Uhhhhhh what for are you looking for that
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lol, scared? U should be. I let him "get his mac on" and now I find out the bish is 16. If I had maddogged her in the first place she would not have been all giggling and bubbly in his face. Ima gonna kick ur ass, mofo.
 
just...v said:
lol, scared? U should be. I let him "get his mac on" and now I find out the bish is 16. If I had maddogged her in the first place she would not have been all giggling and bubbly in his face. Ima gonna kick ur ass, mofo.
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I forgot to tell you he has been calling me for pimping info. I guess it is my fault because the strength of my pimp hand knows no bounds. I bet his mommy can't even resist Uncle SB's pimping abilities I could have you writing me checks and making me sammiches in a matter of seconds
 
Strongbow said:
I forgot to tell you he has been calling me for pimping info. I guess it is my fault because the strength of my pimp hand knows no bounds. I bet his mommy can't even resist Uncle SB's pimping abilities I could have you writing me checks and making me sammiches in a matter of seconds
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Oh so you think that you are all that and two bags of chips do you? Great, cause now so does he but ima gonna put the smackdown on both yo asses and crush ur fuggin chips. How's that sound?
 
just...v said:
Oh so you think that you are all that and two bags of chips do you? Great, cause now so does he but ima gonna put the smackdown on both yo asses and crush ur fuggin chips. How's that sound?
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jesus fukn fuk yalls little flirt fest is tardtacular
 
just...v said:
lol, I did not mean it in a bragging way. It kinda freaked me out to be honest. He didn't tell her his age BTW. I am sure once she finds out, she will not be interested.



I hope.
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Hopefully he gets some action before she figures it out...play on, playa!:D
 
shirlene29 said:
pfft, I was gaming dudes on uconns basketball team when I was a freshman in high school

mainly cuz my high school was in the middle of uconns campus and all my ap classes were actually at uconn, but thats besides the point
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you got railed by cliff robinson?
 
just...v said:
So my son was just outside talking to some chick. I've seen him talk to her before, but this time she is all giggling and standing in a way that made me think there could be some interest in my son. Ok, I can deal right? Then she goes across the street and gets into a car and effin drives away. My son is 12. 12 yrs old! I walk up to him and he is grinning like the cat that got the cream and tells me that chicks just can't resist this. Are you kidding me right now?!
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are you SB's wife?
 
I hope you have educated him in sex and STD's. The correct way not useing words like 'your pee pee and her cha cha", and that there are ways to die from sex. My son is 13, I have always used the correct words, and some slang, like penis (dick) and vagina (pussy), orgasm amd sperm. All of that. We talk about STD's and HIV/ AIDS. My son is an athlete, very handsome and the girls want to talk to him, the problem is that he's a shy boy, so it's hard for them to get to close to him. He wants to try his hand at college baseball, and I have always told him that if he gets a girl pregnant, it will be damn hard to work AND play college baseball.

I did tell him that BJ's are wonderful and that he could get as many of those as he could find chicks to give them. j/k
 
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Iright that's funny bro, my kid is 13 as well, and HE told me the other day that BJ's were awesome and if I could find some chick to give me one, I should prolly try it out.
 
Strongbow said:
Iright that's funny bro, my kid is 13 as well, and HE told me the other day that BJ's were awesome and if I could find some chick to give me one, I should prolly try it out.
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LMAO! was he coming from experience, or what somebody told him! LOL
What did you tel him?
 
I hit puberty at a pretty young age (10), and I was already growing facial hair in the 5th grade. There was a 9th grader that was into me when I was in 6th grade. Nothing came about it, because I really didn't believe a girl (grown woman!) in high school could possibly be attracted to a mere kid like me.

That being said, I got my first BJ when I was 13. Sorry to say, but that's probably going to happen soon for him, since he seems a lot more comfortable around girls than I was at that age.
 
IrightI said:
LMAO! was he coming from experience, or what somebody told him! LOL
What did you tel him?
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He ran the football the other night for the varstiy football team. He is in the 8th grade, pretty sure he has convinced one of the lil dumb bishes how its her duty to blow him. All of his friends are in the 10th and 11th grade, I would say he has come home wit his balls drained and his finger gooey, he generally hauls ass upstairs when they bring him home. I got some pics I will post them of him running the foosball. Small town America is all about them Friday Night Lights bro, he is the next coming of Christ at his school, The son of The Chosen One, bishes love him.
 
Strongbow said:
He ran the football the other night for the varstiy football team. He is in the 8th grade, pretty sure he has convinced one of the lil dumb bishes how its her duty to blow him. All of his friends are in the 10th and 11th grade, I would say he has come home wit his balls drained and his finger gooey, he generally hauls ass upstairs when they bring him home. I got some pics I will post them of him running the foosball. Small town America is all about them Friday Night Lights bro, he is the next coming of Christ at his school, The son of The Chosen One, bishes love him.
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you son must take after his mother's side of the family, eh?


:biggrin:
 
rnch said:
you son must take after his mother's side of the family, eh?

:biggrin:
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Yea that and he keeps stealing my fucking dbols.
 
Strongbow said:
He ran the football the other night for the varstiy football team. He is in the 8th grade, pretty sure he has convinced one of the lil dumb bishes how its her duty to blow him. All of his friends are in the 10th and 11th grade, I would say he has come home wit his balls drained and his finger gooey, he generally hauls ass upstairs when they bring him home. I got some pics I will post them of him running the foosball. Small town America is all about them Friday Night Lights bro, he is the next coming of Christ at his school, The son of The Chosen One, bishes love him.
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Here ya go
 
IrightI said:
I hope you have educated him in sex and STD's. The correct way not useing words like 'your pee pee and her cha cha", and that there are ways to die from sex. My son is 13, I have always used the correct words, and some slang, like penis (dick) and vagina (pussy), orgasm amd sperm. All of that. We talk about STD's and HIV/ AIDS. My son is an athlete, very handsome and the girls want to talk to him, the problem is that he's a shy boy, so it's hard for them to get to close to him. He wants to try his hand at college baseball, and I have always told him that if he gets a girl pregnant, it will be damn hard to work AND play college baseball.

I did tell him that BJ's are wonderful and that he could get as many of those as he could find chicks to give them. j/k
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Mine is on the football team, a popular, confindent type, so yea, we have many a convo about sex. He does tell me what he does with the girlies (I'm sure I get the watered down version). I have talked in length with him about STD's. I even told him if he could not actually ask for condoms he could write me a note and I would put them in his drawer.

I know it is gonna happen. I hope that our talks sunk in that's all. It just hit home when I saw a chick that could drive acting all giddy. I guess I underestimated the power of the boy's game cause I was expecting a girl his age.

Still wanna kick that little bish back across the street thou, but I am afraid that will make him want it more. She is just too old.:(
 
You should have just saved your breath and told him about penicilian.
 
Blow your loaD in her mouth
 
Uncle SB teaches yo boy how to not make you a granny and this is the damn thanks I get. On second thought I never had a grand ma ride me reverse cow girl so tell the boy to scratch everything I told him
 
Yea and that person has big boobs and a pretty perky lil ass. Wanna guess? Give you a hint it's not plank or rnch.
 
I have noooo idea but if you would like to share some pics of this super hot chick I would luv to see. Send em via PM :D
 
just...v said:
I have noooo idea but if you would like to share some pics of this super hot chick I would luv to see. Send em via PM :D
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Sent via text message.:evil:
 
Strongbow said:
Yea and that person has big boobs and a pretty perky lil ass. Wanna guess? Give you a hint it's not plank or rnch.
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it's been decades since any part of me was complimented in that manner. :confused:
 
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