Are You Feared By The Members Of Your Local Cub Scout Troop???

[Godspeed]

i didn't want to post anything but i must say i'm kind of a legend in cub scouting circles around here. once, a troop of cub scouts were in my path so i immediately defended my territory but then some Webelo or something knuckled up, know what i'm saying? and tried to show me all his patches 'n shit. well i promptly broke his index, middle, and ring finger so he couldn't give the cub scout salute.

 

[BigCracker]

Not everything! I brought some stuff back but I didn"t know she had it.Maybe 2bucks was too cheap for my lady of the night!

I heard $15 will get you two 16 yr old girls to fuck you all night. If you refuse to pay they slice you with a butterfly knife. lol I'm not sure on the little boy prices. Ask Michael Jackson. I'm sure he knows.

 

[Twoguns]

I heard $15 will get you two 16 yr old girls to fuck you all night. If you refuse to pay they slice you with a butterfly knife. lol I'm not sure on the little boy prices. Ask Michael Jackson. I'm sure he knows.

do you have to pay extra for the slashing? I love that shit.

 

[acneman]

round here in mississippi
the cub scouts carry shotguns so i give them the money they ask for and just run if they make a sexual pass at me.(its happened before)

some of them are jacked up on cattle roids too

 

[02gixxersix]

i got kicked out of the cubscouts for eating a brownie



......someone had to say it lol

 

[THE GOOD SUN]

cub scouts can teach you how to make fina and how to shit in the woods!

 

[SwolK]

this thread is F'ed up, and pretty damn funny

 

[OMEGA]

That other thread was hilarious. The whole premise was ridiculous and it just got worse from there. I'm not allowed to post on Omega's threads, he forbids me. It's probably a good thing.

The other Thread was a successful discussion as seen here:
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=511927&highlight=gym
The whole Idea of the thread is very Real for some of us.
Just Because it does not apply to your stature,
does not mean you have to impose your bias on others that experience it and condemn it as "ridiculous"
You are not allowed to post in my threads , and Yes it IS a good thing.........

 

[tsuwr927]

I win.......I love Marlon Brando!

 

[chazk]

Since the other thread was so popular, I thought I'd let the less macho board members toot their own horn a bit.

As soon as a cub scout approaches me trying to get $$$ for the jamboree I start chanting "Death To Children! Eat! Fuck! Kill!" then I hit most muscular poses until they piss their pants. Top that wiggas! If you're a member of NAMBLA-you win by default.

reminds me one day i was at the beach and some church was baptisting the children in the ocean and this little red headed boy ran out infront of them and started screaming i'm the son of satan muther fuckers come and kill me before i kill all of you . this little boy was prob 8 years old sounds like something younger version of what someone above would yell at a boyscout event then grow up to post on elitefitness and get jacked up on juice at age 16