are you an organ donor?

[PICK3]

i plan on donating my organ tonight.

you knew I'd be up in here posting "I'm donating my cawk to science" ... didn't you?

 

[Smurfy]

i plan on donating my organ tonight.

thanks for the donation!

 

[puddlemonkey]

i am. i'm donating everything. eyes, skin, knees, etc.

there's a worn out knees joke in there but I don't have the balls

 

[miplank]

yes

 

[puddlemonkey]

yes

Nobody wants your pedo parts.

 

[miplank]

Nobody wants your pedo parts.

 

[PICK3]

I'm having my O-ring cryogenically preserved

 

[*ebony*]

yep. my recipients are going to love my parts, since i'm take really good care of em for said peeps.

 

[daveundis]

I only wish my organ could go to other people who are organ donor's first.

If you want your organs to go to other organ donors, check out LifeSharers at www lifesharers org

 

[nimbus]

i worry that there may be certain cases where the most effective procedure to save a critical patient is avoided when the patient is an organ donor because the procedure could jeopardize the viability of organs that could potentially be donated, and the procedure is instead replaced by a less effective one that has less of an impact on the other organs.