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Are you a hot date?!

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velvett

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Ok people lets have some fun here...

1 - Are you an eligible bachelor/bachelorette?
2 - Do you know an eligible bachelor/bachelorette?

3 - Tell us why!
4 - Tell us who you know!

5 - Tell us about who and what you or they are looking for in a date or relationship.

6 - Which members would you like to see hook up?!

7 - Which available member would you like to hook up with?


LET'S PLAY THE ELITE WANNA DATE GAME!



Nothing will happen unless YOU (yes YOU) speak up state your case and make the home run!

ACT NOW!

Before it's too late and the beefcake or boobies of your dreams are GONE, GONE, GONE!!!!!!!
 
Yep, I have a hankerin' to play matchmaker (it's springtime - bite me).

Nope not offering myself... :)
 
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OK, I'll play. :)


velvett said:
Ok people lets have some fun here...

1 - Are you an eligible bachelor/bachelorette? Yes
2 - Do you know an eligible bachelor/bachelorette?

3 - Tell us why! I don't know, because I am a nice man and I enjoy the romance of dating. Kind of hard to answer without sounding egotistical.
4 - Tell us who you know!

5 - Tell us about who and what you or they are looking for in a date or relationship. A woman. ;). Who likes to enjoy herself, kind hearted, intelligent, with a smile that will light up a room. And very expressive eyes. I know it's a lot, but it is what I am looking for.

6 - Which members would you like to see hook up?!

7 - Which available member would you like to hook up with? Starfish is pretty cool and she meets those requirements. :)


LET'S PLAY THE ELITE WANNA DATE GAME!



Nothing will happen unless YOU (yes YOU) speak up state your case and make the home run!

ACT NOW!

Before it's too late and the beefcake or boobies of your dreams are GONE, GONE, GONE!!!!!!!
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BOOBIES!!!!!


Ok - now can I play matchmaker???

:D


I know I could hook Big4life and Jimsbbc up....


weeeeeeeee


Let the games begin!


...I should not be given sugar after 6pm...
 
I did something like this a few months back and not that many people played. But anyway I'll play this one.


velvett said:
Ok people lets have some fun here...

1 - Are you an eligible bachelor/bachelorette?

yepper

2 - Do you know an eligible bachelor/bachelorette?

yepper

3 - Tell us why!

cause theyre single

4 - Tell us who you know!

a friend

5 - Tell us about who and what you or they are looking for in a date or relationship.

I personally want nothing more than a bed buddy

6 - Which members would you like to see hook up?!

a penis and a vagina

7 - Which available member would you like to hook up with?

i can't hook up with anyone cause no one lives close to me


LET'S PLAY THE ELITE WANNA DATE GAME!



Nothing will happen unless YOU (yes YOU) speak up state your case and make the home run!

ACT NOW!

Before it's too late and the beefcake or boobies of your dreams are GONE, GONE, GONE!!!!!!!
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velvett said:
BOOBIES!!!!!


Ok - now can I play matchmaker???

:D


I know I could hook Big4life and Jimsbbc up....


weeeeeeeee


Let the games begin!


...I should not be given sugar after 6pm...
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*crawling back into my chair*

Woman you need to warn someone about those. ;)

I think I hurt myself.:p :p
 
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big4life said:
OK, I'll play. :)

7 - Which available member would you like to hook up with?

Starfish is pretty cool and she meets those requirements.


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We have ONE!


Big4life & Starfish!



Can we have another???


Come on - I know there are more single people out there.
 
velvett said:
1 - Are you an eligible bachelor/bachelorette?
2 - Do you know an eligible bachelor/bachelorette?

3 - Tell us why!
4 - Tell us who you know!

5 - Tell us about who and what you or they are looking for in a date or relationship.

6 - Which members would you like to see hook up?!

7 - Which available member would you like to hook up with?
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1. Yes
2.
3. Why?:confused: because I'm single, available and I have a nice butt.
4.
5. I'm just looking for someone who wouldn't mind taking their time and getting to know someone. They should be attractive, intelligent, caring, and honest. Maybe that is a lot to ask for, but I know what I want, and I am willing to wait until I find her.
6.
7. I'm not sure who is available. :confused:
 
I'm the least hot date there is.
but at least I get to leave work now - so I got that going for me. which is nice.

I think we should pair up frorider and supersizeme for a candlelight dinner and then tonsil tennis and some heavy petting...

over and out.
 
I am without a dought a great date,

And this has nothing to do with the fact that I will show up to your door a good looking, well dressed in style modern man. I actually take the time to listen to my dates, try and understand what they are looking for in life and what secrete dreams they have wished for since being a little girl.

I can cook, have a sense of humor and a smile that is both soft and engaging. All in all I love a good date and take time and pride in makeing it a wonderful night, regardless of what pysical actions may transpire.
 
PinK233 said:
I'm a hot date....I think....nah I'm too dorky to be a hot date :bawling:


nice boobs velvett!
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i'm a dork too. i think it's a requirement to be a rocket scientist...??? how many weight lifting rocket scientists do you normally see? :D
 
Velvett -


how do you know what you know? You need to Pm me, and besides you never talk to me anymore!


Bye the way, nice rack! ;)
 
More like a luke-warm prune...

rippedtrojan said:


how many weight lifting rocket scientists do you normally see? :D
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Actually there are at least 2 others on this board...



I am single and tend to attract either the AARP or the under 21 crowd..so to them I am a 'hot date'

Not to appear desperate nor picky, but I would be willing to go out with anybody who will type something directed towards me on these boards :)
 
Re: More like a luke-warm prune...

Mdguy said:


Actually there are at least 2 others on this board...



I am single and tend to attract either the AARP or the under 21 crowd..so to them I am a 'hot date'

Not to appear desperate nor picky, but I would be willing to go out with anybody who will type something directed towards me on these boards :)
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other rocket scientists here?

i'll also go out with any hot chics here if they would like btw.
 
Yeah, I'm no rocket scientist, but I can shoot the hell out of some bottle rockets!

Anyone women near Atlanta want to go out. I will pay for half of the date, because I have a job, really I do.:D
 
PinK233 said:
I need to meet a hot nerdy type guy...do they exist?
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I don't know about nerdy, but a lot of people tell me that I am a really big dork. Is that close enough? Oh yeah, and I am really hot too.;)
 
I would like to match our most dreamy of the dreamiest of elite with some one.

looks good in a tutu...........


......... sings Gloria Estefan like no ones business,

...........cooks a mean sea food keish,

...... and gets saucy like a school girl at her first keggerwhen two miller lites are drunken.

yes we need to match up MUSCLEBRAINS with some one any takers?
 
ALL I KNOW IS THAT THERE IS ONE MONTH AND 4 DAYS UNTIL SUMMER. Velvett, I am there in the Hamptons and we are definitely going to get it on especially if that is your breasts in the av. :D



quote:
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Originally posted by velvett


FFOS - You need to come to the Hamptons this summer - I promise there will be NO SHOPPING involved.
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http://209.11.101.244/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=121846&highlight=hamptons
 
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toga22 said:



Either am I, Sweetheart!! :)

I am doomed to a life of being single...

~toga
:angel:
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No way toga. Mark my words babe. You will not be single for long. :)


Velvett...NICE RACK GIRL!!!!



and...am I a hot date? That depends on who the date is with...:p
 
fistfullofsteel said:


If I was worthy enough. I would be all yours. :)
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Ahhh...Mr. Fistfull~~

You know that you are more than worthy. I just have bad location...:)

Thanks Pixie....I haven't given up quite yet...:D

~toga
:angel:
 
velvett said:
Ok people lets have some fun here..


1 - Are you an eligible bachelor/bachelorette?Yup yup...
2 - Do you know an eligible bachelor/bachelorette?Of course I do!!
3 - Tell us why!Just begun dating again!!
4 - Tell us who you know!So many boys here are quite eligible... and quite yummy!!
5 - Tell us about who and what you or they are looking for in a date or relationship.I'm looking for a dorky romantic, and a man who can drink and burp and not be embarassed!! I just want to have a grand ole time and laugh a lot, not at, but with!!
6 - Which members would you like to see hook up?!I want HI to find a nice gal!!
7 - Which available member would you like to hook up with?Gosh, thats a hard one... I don't know all the boys yet, but KAYNE knows he's invited to my bed in NY anytime!!
LET'S PLAY THE ELITE WANNA DATE GAME!



Nothing will happen unless YOU (yes YOU) speak up state your case and make the home run!

ACT NOW!

Before it's too late and the beefcake or boobies of your dreams are GONE, GONE, GONE!!!!!!!
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[
 
Toga -


Like you don't get hit on all the time with a body like that. It's ok to take your time and be selective. There is nothing wrong with that!
 
toga22 said:



Ahhh...Mr. Fistfull~~

You know that you are more than worthy. I just have bad location...:)

Thanks Pixie....I haven't given up quite yet...:D

~toga
:angel:
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MAYBE IT IS I WHO HAS THE BAD LOCATION. :bawling: O YEE GODS, WHY MUST YOU BE SO CRUEL? :(

Maybe we are star-crossed lovers? Ok, we aren't lovers, but if we were. :D
 
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smallmovesal said:
lol jeez pick a woman to lust after! ;)
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All the women here are hot? I can't help it. It's not lust either. It's love at first sight with all of you lovely ladies. Besides, I am just messing around most of the time.
 
PinK233 said:
I need to meet a hot nerdy type guy...do they exist?
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lol u know as well as I do we are a perfect match, I know my glasses pics are plenty nerdy for ya and my humor matches yours so there
 
velvett said:
Ok people lets have some fun here...

1 - Are you an eligible bachelor/bachelorette? yes
2 - Do you know an eligible bachelor/bachelorette?yes

3 - Tell us why! why what?
4 - Tell us who you know! on the site? im getting confudsed. hold me

5 - Tell us about who and what you or they are looking for in a date or relationship. fun together, time together, sex and someone to spot me

6 - Which members would you like to see hook up?! preferably 2 female ones who also like to take pics. that would be sweet :D

7 - Which available member would you like to hook up with?
i don;t think theres a man alive who doesn't want happyscrappy

LET'S PLAY THE ELITE WANNA DATE GAME!



Nothing will happen unless YOU (yes YOU) speak up state your case and make the home run!

ACT NOW!

Before it's too late and the beefcake or boobies of your dreams are GONE, GONE, GONE!!!!!!!
Click to expand...
 
HighIntensity said:
I am without a dought a great date,

And this has nothing to do with the fact that I will show up to your door a good looking, well dressed in style modern man. I actually take the time to listen to my dates, try and understand what they are looking for in life and what secrete dreams they have wished for since being a little girl.

I can cook, have a sense of humor and a smile that is both soft and engaging. All in all I love a good date and take time and pride in makeing it a wonderful night, regardless of what pysical actions may transpire.
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-And he promises not too talk your ear off about all his wonderful attributes...oh, wait......

J/K HI:D
 
HighIntensity said:
I am without a dought a great date,

...

what they are looking for in life and what secrete dreams they have wished for since being a little girl.

...

pride in makeing it a wonderful night, regardless of what pysical actions may transpire.
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what about a "drought" or a "draught"?

I had a secrete dream once and I had to do laundry the next day.

as for "pysical actions" - I got nothing, but it sounds supernatural.

HI - what I'm saying is, good lord jesus I wish I could go on a date with you. hold me. tighter. yeah, that's it.
 
HappyScrappy said:


what about a "drought" or a "draught"?

I had a secrete dream once and I had to do laundry the next day.

as for "pysical actions" - I got nothing, but it sounds supernatural.

HI - what I'm saying is, good lord jesus I wish I could go on a date with you. hold me. tighter. yeah, that's it.
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i didn't think anyone could surpass you in the bad spelling category, but it looks like someone has... :D
 
HappyScrappy said:


what about a "drought" or a "draught"?

I had a secrete dream once and I had to do laundry the next day.

as for "pysical actions" - I got nothing, but it sounds supernatural.

HI - what I'm saying is, good lord jesus I wish I could go on a date with you. hold me. tighter. yeah, that's it.
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:FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol:
 
smallmovesal said:


i didn't think anyone could surpass you in the bad spelling category, but it looks like someone has... :D
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he raised an excellent point yesterday evening - he has the supermodel issue going - no need to know how to spell when one is that damn sexy.

I suppose that leaves me out on two fronts - I can't spell AND I have the looks of someone that has been hit in teh face with a shovel.
at least I got my rapist wit.
 
HappyScrappy said:


he raised an excellent point yesterday evening - he has the supermodel issue going - no need to know how to spell when one is that damn sexy.

I suppose that leaves me out on two fronts - I can't spell AND I have the looks of someone that has been hit in teh face with a shovel.
at least I got my rapist wit.
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yeah, when you look like this you better be funny ;)

poor hs
 
Re: Re: Re: Are you a hot date?!

velvett said:





We have ONE!


Big4life & Starfish!



Can we have another???


Come on - I know there are more single people out there.
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I am secretly in love with satanic goatslayer...do you think have a chance? maybe im weird but he does something for me.....
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Are you a hot date?!

Newbie2building said:


I am secretly in love with satanic goatslayer...do you think have a chance? maybe im weird but he does something for me.....
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Yeah, I have that effect on women. It wears off quickly though and then I have to deal with the sexual harrassment charges.
 
smallmovesal said:
you can't beat my kissing though fistfull ;)
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I BEG TO DIFFER. My tongue is bionic. Besides, i need evidence and proof. Of course what other people say and what you say is not acceptable. Talk is cheap. Show me!!!! I volunteer as the test subject.
 
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smallmovesal said:
all i have to show is pics you've already seen of nic and i enjoying a nice embrace... :verygood:
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seeing isn't always believing. it could have been staged. i need hardcore proof. i must be the test subject. :D
 
so is this hot date thing still in effect or what?

kungfu.gif
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Are you a hot date?!

Satanic Goatslayer said:


Yeah, I have that effect on women. It wears off quickly though and then I have to deal with the sexual harrassment charges.
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youre going to charge me? well then i guess id better make it worth it........let the stalking begin!!!!

;)

im kidding (about the stalking part) but you are very intriguing.
 
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