April FOOLS! I need yo help!

[JKurz1]

I got this partner in the office that lovveeesss to f with me. I need something good for tomorrow. He absolutely loves jelly beans, so I was thinking about tainting them with something, but what? So it doesnt ruin the texture......or any other ideas?

 

[hamstershaver]

arsenic

 

[chewyxrage]

taint them with shit, blood, and cum....

err he may notice that...

put some visine on them - that may cause too much pain for an april foo's joke though.

You couldn't really put anything on the outside....You should get a syringe and some REALLY hot sauce and inject the hotsauce into a few of them.

 

[JKurz1]

THOUGHT OF THAT, WHAT IF YOU PUT HOT SAUCE ON THE OUTSIDE? He only likes the black ones..........

 

[coverguy]

inject them with liquid ex-lax!

 

[*MissFit*]

hmmm put them in your gym shoes over nite and put them back in the bowl

 

[chewyxrage]

THOUGHT OF THAT, WHAT IF YOU PUT HOT SAUCE ON THE OUTSIDE? He only likes the black ones..........

well don't you think he would notice it on his fingers?

 

[GEEK2FREAK]

http://corporatedump.com/pinkslip/index.html

fire him.

 

[Y_lifter]

Jelly Belly makes beans called
Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans

http://www.jellybeans4u.com/shopping/catalog.asp


20 Individual Flavors Like: Black Pepper, Booger, Dirt, Ear Wax, Grass, Sardine, Spinach, Vomit, Soap and Earthworm

 

[DEEZPAZ]

inject them with liquid ex-lax!

SEeing him on the bowl for a few hours should make it the ultimate prank!!

 

[jnevin]

Tell him his wife died, then tell him you were joking, but go and kill her, so the joke was really the just kidding. My dad didn't think it was so funny and I do miss mom, so you may want to stick with the jelly bean theme.


I'll be staying late tonight so I can saran wrap the toilets in both the men's and women's rooms.

 

[SoKlueles]

Tell him his wife died, then tell him you were joking, but go and kill her, so the joke was really the just kidding. My dad didn't think it was so funny and I do miss mom, so you may want to stick with the jelly bean theme.


I'll be staying late tonight so I can saran wrap the toilets in both the men's and women's rooms.

you are one sick individual

 

[HumorMe]

Someone say taint?

 

[jnevin]

you are one sick individual

It's a living...

 

[gonelifting]

Go to shake his hand, then quickly TAKE it away! ROFLMAO ahhhhh. He'll be standing there with his hand outstretched and you'd be just fixing your hair or something, acting all cool as if nothing happend. OMFG that would be hilarious!

OHHHHH MaNNNNNNNNNNNNN. sighhhhhh

ummmm.


ahhhhhh.


Do it!

 

[GEEK2FREAK]

Go to shake his hand, then quickly TAKE it away! ROFLMAO ahhhhh. He'll be standing there with his hand outstretched and you'd be just fixing your hair or something, acting all cool as if nothing happend. OMFG that would be hilarious!

OHHHHH MaNNNNNNNNNNNNN. sighhhhhh

ummmm.


ahhhhhh.


Do it!

thats funny

 

[pitbullstl]

Jelly Belly makes beans called
Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans

http://www.jellybeans4u.com/shopping/catalog.asp


20 Individual Flavors Like: Black Pepper, Booger, Dirt, Ear Wax, Grass, Sardine, Spinach, Vomit, Soap and Earthworm

Enter the Jelly Belly Guru himself.........Sir Oldie McJelly Belly YLifter....

 

[Y_lifter]

Enter the Jelly Belly Guru himself.........Sir Oldie McJelly Belly YLifter....

DUDE!

Has nothing to do with my age or fatitude

I have a teenager, so I know these things..
Grossness is so cool to them.

 

[chewyxrage]

Go to shake his hand, then quickly TAKE it away! ROFLMAO ahhhhh. He'll be standing there with his hand outstretched and you'd be just fixing your hair or something, acting all cool as if nothing happend. OMFG that would be hilarious!

OHHHHH MaNNNNNNNNNNNNN. sighhhhhh

ummmm.


ahhhhhh.


Do it!

rofl

I think that's a bit dated

 

[Sub-Zero]

use a seringe and inject them with laxatives

 

[chewyxrage]

use a seringe and inject them with laxatives

dude! read the other responses

 

[HardHat87]

inject them with liquid acid

 

[buffer1]

get some serum of ipacak it gives you the dry heaves something bad,i,m not sure ir you can even get it any more,but give the drug store a try

 

[future1]

oh u can piss in a glass and use a needle to inject it in the jelly beans...

ummmm... tats' way tooo sick.... oh well guess he has a surprise when he chews on them

 

[Sub-Zero]

dude! read the other responses

oh good idea, inject them with liquid bullshit