Appx 1.5 hours ago...

[Rex]

I farted so loud in my sleep that it woke me up, scaring the hell out of me. Sounded like a mortar hit my bed.

Just thought I'd share. Love that Mass Quantities protein, George.

 

[SoKlueles]

hammy wakes me up all the time doing that and blames it on the dog

 

[nutsnack]

was it wet?

 

[Rex]

was it wet?

Thankfully it was not. All air. Let me check to be sure......all clear.

 

[Daisy_]

Lmao, thanks for the chuckle.

 

[Rex]

Lmao, thanks for the chuckle.

You wouldn't be laughing if you were in bed with me. You would be crying making me swear there wasn't gang violence in my neighborhood.

 

[Daisy_]

You wouldn't be laughing if you were in bed with me. You would be crying making me swear there wasn't gang violence in my neighborhood.

No kidding. When wootoom farts they just stink. Did that one stink?

 

[PICK3]

Congrats!

That may be resume' worthy.

 

[Rex]

No kidding. When wootoom farts they just stink. Did that one stink?

To be honest with you I don't know. I'm assuming that all of the energy was spent in the percussion of it; however, the fart was trapped under the covers and I practically jumped out of bed upon hearing it.

 

[Raina]

Whenever my dog does that he whips his head around and looks suspiciously at his backside. It's pretty funny.

 

[Daisy_]

To be honest with you I don't know. I'm assuming that all of the energy was spent in the percussion of it; however, the fart was trapped under the covers and I practically jumped out of bed upon hearing it.

hahahahaa

 

[Daisy_]

Whenever my dog does that he whips his head around and looks suspiciously at his backside. It's pretty funny.

My dog, Always does that too. Its like they want to smell there own farts.

 

[Rex]

Whenever my dog does that he whips his head around and looks suspiciously at his backside. It's pretty funny.

lol. I can see your dog with a what the fuck look on its face.

Daisy, glad to see you find the humor in it. My dad was the only one who found it funny. Step sis and step mom did not see the hilarity in it.

 

[Daisy_]

lol. I can see your dog with a what the fuck look on its face.

Daisy, glad to see you find the humor in it. My dad was the only one who found it funny. Step sis and step mom did not see the hilarity in it.

Are you kidding, If I knew you I think it would even be more funny. But I really did laugh out loud when I read your thread...

 

[Cutiebaby]

No kidding. When wootoom farts they just stink. Did that one stink?

lol!!!!

 

[Spanky11]

i went off eating boiled eggs for a few days...well, after 6 hours i managed to clear out the bench area today...


good times!

 

[wootoom]

damn do mine ever stink