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digimon7068

digimon7068

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...have sex anymore :(

ok so, i noticed a number of months ago that there were times that my performance was "off" a bit, but i wasn't really sure what to blame it on. well, during tax season i never drink...not a drop...no time for stuff like that...so, for the last 3-and-a-half months my sex life is basically "normal".

well, tax season ended on monday and i had a couple/few cocktails to celebrate...and then, of course, i also had some sex to celebrate...fail.

oh, everything works hydraulically-speaking, but i have a really hard time "finishing" the act...from the male perspective.

as far as i can tell (some additional experimentation is in order before i can be sure)...one, maybe two cocktails, i'm good to go...anymore than that?? i'm bangin' away like a screen-door in a hurricane and maybe i finish, or maybe, after an extended period of jackhammering away, i just get tired and say "fuck it, i gotta get some sleep...ok if i wake you up in the morning and finish taking out my garbage??".

getting older is kinda fucked up.

that is all.

please feel free to abuse me at your discretion :(
 
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I thought you said you beat the pussy up like it owed you money? :(
 
redshirt27se said:
i'm probably gonna get all sauced tonight and watch hockey. luckily for your wife i'll be able to finish. :)
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she doesn't care if i finish...by the time i get done pounding the snot outta her for a good 10-15 mins straight, she's had enough of me anyway...she gets more than what she bargained for :evil:
 
Strongbow said:
I thought you said you beat the pussy up like it owed you money? :(
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i didn't drink last night...plus, like i said, it doesn't have any effect on my ability to do-the-deed...i'm hard as a friggin' rock...i just have a hard time finding that "funny-feeling", capiche??
 
digimon7068 said:
she doesn't care if i finish...by the time i get done pounding the snot outta her for a good 10-15 mins straight, she's had enough of me anyway...she gets more than what she bargained for :evil:
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actually, i shouldn't say that, she actually does feel bad when i don't leave a big sloppy mess on her tits/back/what-have-you.
 
Dude steroids have fucked me up to the point it takes me 30 mins to piss. And ass far as busting a nut, I would have to put in for a fucking vacation to have the time, I can pound till the pussy catches a fire and if I'm lucky or rather if shes lucky sometimes in the first 2 to 3 hours of constant pounding I mite dribble a pityful pearly drop or two. But generally by the time my hammies start cramping and my lower back gets tight I just say fuck it and have a sammich.
 
Strongbow said:
Dude steroids have fucked me up to the point it takes me 30 mins to piss. And ass far as busting a nut, I would have to put in for a fucking vacation to have the time, I can pound till the pussy catches a fire and if I'm lucky or rather if shes lucky sometimes in the first 2 to 3 hours of constant pounding I mite dribble a pityful pearly drop or two. But generally by the time my hammies start cramping and my lower back gets tight I just say fuck it and have a sammich.
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:FRlol: that's just wrong...i hope you're bullshitting...i'm completely serious though when i say 10 or 15 minutes of just ABSolute pounding away...and, at some point i just realize that it ain't gonna happen...so there i am, still hard as a rock, bent over, hands on my hips, sucking wind like i just sprinted 800 meters and i'm like "fuck it...that's all i got...i'm out...we'll try this again tomorrow, m'kay??"
 
Strongbow said:
Dude steroids have fucked me up to the point it takes me 30 mins to piss. And ass far as busting a nut, I would have to put in for a fucking vacation to have the time, I can pound till the pussy catches a fire and if I'm lucky or rather if shes lucky sometimes in the first 2 to 3 hours of constant pounding I mite dribble a pityful pearly drop or two. But generally by the time my hammies start cramping and my lower back gets tight I just say fuck it and have a sammich.
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damn dude. go see a urologist.
 
Dude I am completely serious, it takes me so long to piss that I get exhausted from standing and just sit down and let my johnson hang down in the water. And as far as fucking, man fuck that, beer is cool and refreshing, fucking is like manual labor.
 
redshirt27se said:
damn dude. go see a urologist.
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I know bro I know, but then they start on this joose head shit and I aint hearing that. I will be able to piss again in about 3 weeks after I am through with the dbol.
 
Last week I went to take a piss after lunch with some of my clients. tried to hurry up, didn't stand there long enough for it all to trickle out and ended up trickling piss down the leg of my fucking Tom Ford Khakis. Khaki pants show up piss drippings really well. FML :(
 
Strongbow said:
I know bro I know, but then they start on this joose head shit and I aint hearing that. I will be able to piss again in about 3 weeks after I am through with the dbol.
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Well maybe you should be hearing it. Sounds like they aren't just telling you to stop the joos cause they don't like it, but because it's causing you serious problems. I don't know about you bro, but I value the health of my cock over the size of my biceps.
 
redshirt27se said:
Well maybe you should be hearing it. Sounds like they aren't just telling you to stop the joos cause they don't like it, but because it's causing you serious problems. I don't know about you bro, but I value the health of my cock over the size of my biceps.
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LOLZ it still works, but the work I have to put in ain't worth the end result. LOLZ I'm old bro, and yea it actually happens, a good conversation is better to me these days than a piece of ass. :D
 
Stop just pounding away you rookie

Pull that shit in and completely out going slow, keep doing that.
She'll cum, you'll cum and you can go play your guitar.
 
it seems to me like i always wanna cum within the first 5 minutes, and i gotta block that shit out mentally. if i do that, most the time i can last for fucking ever like you described lol. why don't you make your wife dress up or something. maybe more foreplay? could just be a problem of not enough teasing and just going for the gold. you gotta get excited mentally also bro ;)
 
calveless wonder said:
Cialis or viagra bor

you still on HRT?
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i have MAJOR wood...that's not the problem...i can fuck like a porn star...i just can't bust a nut after i've had a few drinks...and it's a fairly recent phenomena, so i haven't quite figured how many is too many...but i will...eventually.
 
ortiz34 said:
Stop just pounding away you rookie

Pull that shit in and completely out going slow, keep doing that.
She'll cum, you'll cum and you can go play your guitar.
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you asshole! :FRlol: this is after a half hour or so of legit lovemaking...ya know?? she's had enough and you step on the gas pedal expecting to finish it off after you pound away good and hard for a couple minutes...but...it just doesn't go off...no funny feeling...no ropes...just a boner.

besides, she likes it hard at the end...loves it, in fact.
 
shibs said:
it seems to me like i always wanna cum within the first 5 minutes, and i gotta block that shit out mentally. if i do that, most the time i can last for fucking ever like you described lol. why don't you make your wife dress up or something. maybe more foreplay? could just be a problem of not enough teasing and just going for the gold. you gotta get excited mentally also bro ;)
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she's way sexy...and she does dress up for me...and she does tease me...and she does put on a little show for me once in a while...we have awesome sex...it's the fucking booze, man...sad thing is, i don't drink that much but, apparently it doesn't take that much.
 
I wonder what my husbands excuse is for this same problem since he was like 30 only he wont give up and just throw in the towel.....hmmmmm


I call it whiskey dick...for the opposite problem that it normally means
 
the.gladiator1987 said:
hmm. I have this problem when I have to take a piss in the morning but my girl wants to fuck, I just stop halfway and say i gotta take a piss babe ill be right back, i come back and i rail on her. You know whats fucked up, sometimes the baby is on the bed and well start fucking and hes bouncing up and down hahaha
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:faint:
 
shirlene29 said:
I wonder what my husbands excuse is for this same problem since he was like 30 only he wont give up and just throw in the towel.....hmmmmm


I call it whiskey dick...for the opposite problem that it normally means
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exactly!! it's still waaaayyyy fun and it still feels rreeeaaalllyyy good...it...just...doesn't...feel...quite...good...enough!!
 
Strongbow said:
LOLZ it still works, but the work I have to put in ain't worth the end result. LOLZ I'm old bro, and yea it actually happens, a good conversation is better to me these days than a piece of ass. :D
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Come on rob, Im a year or two older than you and i dont have any of those problems. its not age its your body getting fucked from the gear
 
I've been doing myself a fine piece of 45 year old ass - he pounds away for 40+ minutes and cums all over my chest/back/whathaveyou. And he juices. It's glorious.
 
Drinking would kill me from the desire to do the deed, to killing wood, to killing my ability to finish. 'Course, my 2 drinks and your 2 drinks are probably worlds apart.
 
I get the same issue after drinking sometimes...it takes forever to bust a nut...sometimes can't at all. Same thing for me early in the morning (I am NOT a morning person)...I can pound away like mad but sometimes I can't get off because my brain isn't awake enough yet.
 
chris302001 said:
lol @ wiping some of grandpa's nitro paste on your dork before going to town on your girlfriend. Nice.
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Well in pick3's case, there sure isn't a "girl"friend involved.

A "tranny"friend, maybe. But certainly not a girlfriend.
 
calveless wonder said:
It might just be from banging the same broad for 10 years +
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:lmao: it's been 20 years +...thank you very much! and no, that ain't it...everything worked great during tax season, when i was only getting 4 hours of sleep a night, but i wasn't drinking at all.

on a side note, yesterday i had to run to the hardware store to get a couple pieces of 5/8" pressure-treated decking...we switched to a tempurpedic a couple of years ago and the first time we had sex on it, we roached all the wood slats that came with the bed frame (apparently they weren't made to carry a tempurpedic)...anyway, i had some pressure-treated decking laying around so, i swapped that in...and, before you ask, "yes" i crowned the grains so that the lumber was set for maximum carrying capacity...well, with my overzealous hammering of late, i've shattered two of those fuckers so far...gonna have to move up to pressure-treated 2x6's next, i guess :FRlol:
 
superdave said:
Come on rob, Im a year or two older than you and i dont have any of those problems. its not age its your body getting fucked from the gear
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I am preparing for death bro, I could care less anymore, the sooner the gear kills me, the better Ima like it. I dose the shit high now hopeing that the next time I blow a vessle it will be the mother of all strokes. Fuck this shit hommie, you gotta go somehow, least they will say damn he is tan and pretty jacked to be a dead guy.
 
Strongbow said:
I am preparing for death bro, I could care less anymore, the sooner the gear kills me, the better Ima like it. I dose the shit high now hopeing that the next time I blow a vessle it will be the mother of all strokes. Fuck this shit hommie, you gotta go somehow, least they will say damn he is tan and pretty jacked to be a dead guy.
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Pretty dumb philosophy considering you have kids. Its not just about you
 
digimon7068 said:
:lmao: it's been 20 years +...thank you very much! and no, that ain't it...everything worked great during tax season, when i was only getting 4 hours of sleep a night, but i wasn't drinking at all.

:FRlol:
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cw is probably right.
if you're still hard, it's not a physical problem it's mental.
it doesn't mean you don't love and adore your wife because you obviously do but things do become "familiar".
you're probably putting pressure on yourself and focusing on finishing which is the killer.
a different partner could change your focus and simplify your release.

*edit* a different partner will most likely lead to bigger problems. cut down to no more than two drinks
 
calveless wonder said:
Pretty dumb philosophy considering you have kids. Its not just about you
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Indeed you are correct brutha, I was just spewing some bullshit, I get like that sometimes. I'm one of those people who feels I missed my calling. But anyways CW you have good insight and are wise buddy, you know I gots love for ya bro.
 
BBR100 said:
cw is probably right.
if you're still hard, it's not a physical problem it's mental.
it doesn't mean you don't love and adore your wife because you obviously do but things do become "familiar".
you're probably putting pressure on yourself and focusing on finishing which is the killer.
a different partner could change your focus and simplify your release.

*edit* a different partner will most likely lead to bigger problems. cut down to no more than two drinks
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oh...it's the booze...combined with age...i'm not really looking for any answers perse, i'm just sharing some wisdom and life experience...what good is this shit if you keep it all to yourself?? :)
 
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