Anyone own a guinea pig?

[Boach]

I bought my girlfriend two of them last year cuz she's a freak like that. She loves that little fucker but I think it just smells like piss and always eats. Anyway, sometimes the shit pellets get stuck in it's fat ass and build up, making a massive poop ball. If someone doesn't remove it, by kind of straining it out (almost like popping a zit), it stays there and I assume the little fella will explode.

Anyone have this problem?

 

[frorider6]

I knew a guy in the Air Force who had to carry around baby wipes because his ass was so hairy, he had to use them after he shit.

 

[the nature boy]

I think it just smells like piss and always eats

reminds me of this one kid in elementary school.

 

[Boach]

Re: Re: Anyone own a guinea pig?

reminds me of this one kid in elementary school.

Hey, I don't think I stunk THAT bad.

 

[ShadowKnight]

Get a rock wallabe instead. It's affectionate like a cat, eats veggies, can be potty trained and it's shit doesn't reak. That, and how many other people do you know that has a 3 foot tall kangaroo?

SK

 

[WarriorPL]

I have a pen in my yard.

I feed them slop every morning so when its dinner time, one of the stuffed fuckers are on my plate, and me, drooling all over the meat.

Mmmmmm, me loves pork.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

I have rabbits, not guinea pigs, but there is a thing called petromalt you give them for poop related stuff.

 

[Boach]

I have a pen in my yard.

I feed them slop every morning so when its dinner time, one of the stuffed fuckers are on my plate, and me, drooling all over the meat.

Mmmmmm, me loves pork.

You're thinkin of the wrong pig, babe.

 

[the nature boy]

is there such a thing as a wild guinea pig? are they dangerous?

 

[Boach]

is there such a thing as a wild guinea pig? are they dangerous?

I don't know about that, but I only fear the dreaded "Man-Chilla".

Half man, half chinchilla--this creature uses it's razor sharp claws to devour fat, innocent children that will grow up and wear it's brethren's fur as fashionably chic coats. It starts it's prowl by blinding the child with it's customary dust bath. It drops to the ground and rubs itself on a patch of dry dirt sending up plumes of dust. It then uses it's stealth to pounce on the child and consume it while emitting high pitched squeeks.

Fear the Man-chilla.

 

[cure]

I have a freak Guinea Pig that eats like a PIG. HE LOVES FUCKING CARROTS.. I SPEND LIKE 30$ in carrots a week and he is a fat ass. I actually have trained him though. When i do a little whistle he climb on the side of the cage and starts knawing on the bars because he is asking for BLOODY CARROTS!!!

I also feed him those pellets that look like his shit but all he does is stand on the side of his bowl and tilts it over and it gets in his shit anyway. So he just eats it all.

 

[Boach]

I have a freak Guinea Pig that eats like a PIG. HE LOVES FUCKING CARROTS.. I SPEND LIKE 30$ in carrots a week and he is a fat ass. I actually have trained him though. When i do a little whistle he climb on the side of the cage and starts knawing on the bars because he is asking for BLOODY CARROTS!!!

I also feed him those pellets that look like his shit but all he does is stand on the side of his bowl and tilts it over and it gets in his shit anyway. So he just eats it all.

I found this incredibly funny for some reason.

 

[the nature boy]

I found this incredibly funny for some reason.

me too.

 

[macDbol]

disgusting

 

[Shrebly]

Try some ice cubes in a bowl - sounds like he / she isn;t getting enough fluids. Screw the water bottle, most won't drink from it. I freeze watered down Tang and give them those to chew on - or the sugar free popsicles.

If it is straining like that, something is wrong with the diet.


This is one of the piggies - Tweekerbell, female, Abby short hair