Anyone here sell Avon?

[NoDaddyNo]

This lady I knew when I was little had a car that was all pink. Her license plate said "avonlady". She was rich and everyone knew it - she lived in a big pink house and she wore really nice pink clothes.
Everyone knew that she went door to door and sold Avon products - and apparently she made lots of money doing it.

I was thinking about how I would do really well and I like pink. A lot - my jammies are pink right now.

Also, the chicks on Ed are hot. I'd gladly get turned down by either of them and the masturbate back in the car while thinking of their looks of disgust as I begged them not to leave.

 

[slickdadd]

The main chick on ED is crazy hot. I'd love to walk up to her and fumble my words and run away.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

The main chick on ED is crazy hot. I'd love to walk up to her and fumble my words and run away.

The wife of the doctor and then the main chick - those are the ones that I want to mumble scary thoughts to.

The other chicks are either fat or not worth noticing.

I wonder if she likes the smell of her own farts?

 

[slickdadd]

The wife of the doctor and then the main chick - those are the ones that I want to mumble scary thoughts to.

The other chicks are either fat or not worth noticing.

I wonder if she likes the smell of her own farts?

I don't know of the wife chick. I've only seen the show once or twice, and was furiously masterbating throughout, so I can't recall.

Or I wonder if her own farts like the smell of her? : ponder:

 

[NoDaddyNo]

Or I wonder if her own farts like the smell of her? onder:

Or if they smell like shit! hell yeah.

 

[slickdadd]

Bullseye! Hot damn!

 

[NoDaddyNo]

Anyway, I'd love to know some more info on selling Avon products.

 

[rsnoble]

perhaps youd like to suck my big hairy fuckiing cock also!

 

[NoDaddyNo]

perhaps youd like to suck my big hairy fuckiing cock also!

This thread just took a turn for the beautiful.

I would gladly suck your "big hairy fuckiing cock" you fake alcoholic extra persona of someone else on the board.

Only if you promise to respect me in the morning.

 

[slickdadd]

This thread just took a turn for the beautiful.

lol