I knew what to expect, so it was't too. If you have access to marijuana, it is a good counter-anger agent and is cheap and relatively safe. Now, you've all heard of cheap mans var by mixing dbol and arimidex, I'll give you a quick roid rage fix:
Supplies:
Visine *can be purchased at 7-11
1 joint
.25-.5 g hash/or/.25 ml oil
Car Air freshener
Toiler paper roll
2 bounce* sheets
wipless hand cleanser
car with insurance,gas and valid licence
Preperation:
Hash/Hash oil: Crush the hash and sprikle it amoung the already ground up marijuana. roll it up nice and tight. Add a cardboard filter if time is not a huge concern, as this will improve efficiencey.
Toilet paper roll/and/2bounce sheets: Stuff one bounce sheet at each end of the toilet paper/paper towel role (depending on desired lenght)
Directions:
Reverse out of your driveway with you package of a"feel good geara" and head for a route that doesn't have too much traffic and is not too heavily patrolled. If you live there you should know, and no rush our traffic is not a good idea. Take out you joint and ligher. Place the visine in the glove box where you always do other wise you will forget it when you are stoned. Keep the windows rolled up while you are lighting the joint up and start tolkin away. Now that the joint is lit, upen your window 1/4 of the way down and the passanger window about the same. This will create a cross draft so the smoke will literally be suctioned out of your car.
Ever time you enhale, hold it in for a second of 2, then exhale through the toilett paper roll filled with bounty sheets. Instead of smelling like marijuana it smells exactly like fresh clothes, but stronger. This will work, trust me. After your finished throw away the roach and put visine in your eyes. You may or may not be albe to do this while driving, or possibly when stopped at a light. Throw out the tube and the bounce sheets which will be a shade of brown. A quick spray of "glade" or similar scent or even a squirt of cologne would do the trick. This step may be unneccesary depending on how exact you were with your filter. My car usually smells bounty fresh afterwards. Most of the time I don't need to spray glade. At this point I would suggest applying a hand cleanser or in its absence a wet anti-bacterial wet wipe. This is important because there will be a large amount of residue on your finger tips and will if left be quite smelly.
Now you are home free, enjoy your next 45 minutes of euphoria. I would recommend going somewhere and if you coordinate your plans you could be there by the time your done with other recreational activities. Remember there is no "test" for weed that can be given for driving, and you will not have any of the inherent side effects that are associated with marijuana use. Your eyes will be clear, your hands will smell fresh and clean and your car will be odorless.
Stay calm...for cheap