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anyone have mono? i am sick as a dog

do you have right upper quadrant pain (shit.. i forget if it's right or left - fuck it.. check both).. but that's one fo sho sign - as the pain is caused by splenomegly (sp.?) which is inflammation of the spleen, which mono causes..

anyway.. check it..
 
That's what happens when you hunt deer down and then have sex with them :D

To be serious though, I think Frackal is bigger than you now, since you are losing weight. Pretty soon Frackal is going to make you his bitch. That's a shame. You were the type of mother fucker I would have picked to go to war with. The type to be firing two machine guns at the same time and throwing gernades too at the same time. O well, with all that weight loss, I don't think you are strong enough to hold Frackal's Jockstrap.:D O well, at least you can still hunt down Bambi pretty good.:D



Your smiley should be changed from :mp5: to :baby2:
 
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decem said:
do you have right upper quadrant pain (shit.. i forget if it's right or left - fuck it.. check both).. but that's one fo sho sign - as the pain is caused by splenomegly (sp.?) which is inflammation of the spleen, which mono causes..

anyway.. check it..


The spleen is positioned in the upper left hand corner of your abdomen where it filters and stores RBC's that are either at the completion of their life cycle or pathologic due to such conditions as hemolytic anemia.

Splenomegaly is not defined as inflammation of the spleen but rather enlargement of the spleen. -megaly refers to enlargement whereas -itis refers to inflammation.

Splenic rupture is the sequelae often feared secondary to infectious mononucleosis. While rare, it can also be catastrophic.

One remedial but acceptible technique to use in palpation of the spleen is as follows:
Take your right hand and place it in the region of the spleen (high-upper left hand corner of your abdomen). Inhale and then exhale slowly. As the contents of that quadrant descend back down via diaphragmatic encouragement, use your finger tips to feel for the tip of a structure about the size of your fist and shaped irregularly round. While you may be untrained in assesing organ size, thus nullifying your ability to deciper organomegaly, ones competent sensitivity to tenderness will surely warn an individual of the possible developement of internal injury.

At this juncture, a competent physician's history and physical including a "Monospot" test would be a sage prerogative to bestow.
 
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Fist, you are such a dick, i would have to lose 15 pounds to be at frackals size, so i am not worrying, haha.
 
MP5 said:
Fist, you are such a dick, i would have to lose 15 pounds to be at frackals size, so i am not worrying, haha.


can you believe this guy, just cause i spelled LOSS wrong, he calls me a dick. i fixed it, if i have more grammatical errors, let me know. spelling bee and grammatical champion, i am not.:rolleyes:
 
Re: That's what happens when you hunt deer down and then have sex with them :D

fistfullofsteel said:
To be serious though, I think Frackal is bigger than you now, since you are losing weight. Pretty soon Frackal is going to make you his bitch. That's a shame. You were the type of mother fucker I would have picked to go to war with. The type to be firing two machine guns at the same time and throwing gernades too at the same time. O well, with all that weight loss, I don't think you are strong enough to hold Frackal's Jockstrap.:D O well, at least you can still hunt down Bambi pretty good.:D



Your smiley should be changed from :mp5: to :baby2:

You a little obsessed with Frackal there hoss??
 
I have walking pneumonia. I have had this for about 12 days now....took all the antibiotics and I am still sick. :(

Hope you feel better soon, MP5!!

~toga
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dballer said:


You a little obsessed with Frackal there hoss??


Wow, dballer aka sherlock holmes. you are so smart, i can't hide anything from you. frackal and i are gay lovers :rolleyes: DON'T BE JEALOUS. I didn't want MP5 and BULL69 to find out, but now they know, they will be having 3 somes every other day. O well.:p
 
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fistfullofsteel said:



Wow, dballer aka sherlock holmes. you are so smart, i can't hide anything from you. frackal and i are gay lovers :rolleyes: DON'T BE JEALOUS. I didn't want MP5 and BULL69 to find out, but now they know, they will be having 3 somes every other day. O well.:p

I am not jealous.. I had my suspicions about you.
 
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dballer said:


I am not jealous.. I had my suspicions about you.


you wound me with your words, but as long as it's just suspicion, i am ok. somebody give me hug!!!!!!
 
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