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anyone get lucky?

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EnderJE said:
Sorry to hear that. Steve didn't put it out again, huh? You must be disappointed.
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My name is Ben damnit and hes not getting a piece of this ass.







ps. I got shot down twice but both of them where so smashed I couldn't believe they could still see my huge ass let alone the beer sitting on the table under their tits.
 
Neil and Bob! Get it right! LOL. No, plenty of cute girls, but I drank too much to even try picking anyone up. Oh well, had fun though...
 
I did, traffic on the interstate was light, then when I got off on the exit for my gym I caught green lights all the way to the gym. ;)


Tell me that's not lucky. :devil: :D
 
I did, holy fuck was this chick was an animal!!!

I found out that she had wanted me badly for a long time and she just tore into me.

I havent met a girl that was into it like that.

I can still smell the sex in the air.
 
No. Thank God for good friends. I was so smashed that I hooked up with an ugly bitch, but they kept me from fucking her. They said they let me make out with her though because I was freaking out thinking I was somewhere else and trying to fight my way out, and evidently kissing her made me forget about it.

The hottie I kissed when the ball dropped....well her boyfriend didn't appreciate that very much, but did nothing about it.
 
I was gonna.. and the fukin cell phone lines went down for 2 so i decided to sleep for 10 hrs instead.. WEE :P
 
I contemplated it, but my girl broke her tail bone a week ago. I just couldn't fathom having to maneuver the donut, but it would have been some cushin for the pushin. LOL
 
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I have a hangover and considering what I was seeing at midnight, I think I'm going to have a great 2005.
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Meta8 said:
My name is Ben damnit and hes not getting a piece of this ass.
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nice to meet you mr. dover.
:)
i'm always lucky.


ok. no. not lucky yet. soon i hope. :p
 
Home safe and sound :verygood:


But eh.. thats about it.. no bootay for me :rolleyes:
 
TheOak01 said:
not I,but I honestly dont care and havent had sex in close to a month
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I haven't had sex since last year. :FRlol: Been dying to use that cheeseball line.

For real though I haven't gotten laid since Sept. Awfully long time ago.
 
thats brutal man, I dont remember if you juice or not,for your sake I hope not,cuz thats a long time without being on let alone having super hormones
 
I got a fortune cookie a while back w/o a fortune in it...Is that un-lucky? Or is the chinese restaraunt trying to mess with me?
 
shawnerk said:
I got a fortune cookie a while back w/o a fortune in it...Is that un-lucky? Or is the chinese restaraunt trying to mess with me?
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They're fucking with you. I wonder how many laughs they have at people with those things.
 
They prolly were peering through the door as I opened it, and laughed their assess off when I kept flipping the fortune over and over looking for writing....lol
 
Patrick Steele said:
Nope, but I will be having a threesome in 2 days, so it is worth it.
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what are the other guys names?
lol
(just teasing)
 
shawnerk said:
I got a fortune cookie a while back w/o a fortune in it...Is that un-lucky? Or is the chinese restaraunt trying to mess with me?
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You too, did you see my thread about mine?
 
yea, real lucky. after a party i end up in a hotel room in austin with my ol' lady and our somewhat ex-girlfriend and another girl. they bring out the nose candy and start to get fucked up. i dont touch the stuff but i was rollin. i end up sitting in a chair getting a head job by all three until i blow a load on them. it was actully fucking really wierd. we used to sleep with the one girl and the other girl was her cousin and we've all known each other for 15+ years. we were cracking up the next day. it was a blast! we do the craziest shit on new years eve. cant wait till next year.
 
spongebob said:
after a party i end up in a hotel room in austin with my ol' lady and our somewhat ex-girlfriend and another girl. i end up sitting in a chair getting a head job by all three until i blow a load on them.
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Bro....Too cool.
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
Bro....Too cool.
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im gonna be cracking up for weeks about this one. its funny because thats the last thing i ever thought would happen. even though we rarely sleep with our ex girlfriend we still have a great friendship and she still is jealous if she even thought we were with someone else. and she's egging her cousin on to suck my dick. so here we are at 7 in the morning still drinking and they start daring me to pull my dick out. one girl puts a small rail on my dick as a joke and snorts it off and then licks it. the other girl wants to do it and i just say fuck it put some on the head and suck it. bam! next thing you know thier all topless and sucking it. no shit, i was cracking up.
 
spongebob said:
im gonna be cracking up for weeks about this one. its funny because thats the last thing i ever thought would happen. even though we rarely sleep with our ex girlfriend we still have a great friendship and she still is jealous if she even thought we were with someone else. and she's egging her cousin on to suck my dick. so here we are at 7 in the morning still drinking and they start daring me to pull my dick out. one girl puts a small rail on my dick as a joke and snorts it off and then licks it. the other girl wants to do it and i just say fuck it put some on the head and suck it. bam! next thing you know thier all topless and sucking it. no shit, i was cracking up.
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I don't know if I should like you or hate you, LOL!
 
Gambino said:
i think spongebob had the best new years
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yea of all the shit ive pulled with those girls this has to be at the top of the list. im just hoping that we can start seeing our girlfriend again. the odds are against it but i never give up hope.
 
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