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Anyone ever a sperm donor?
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The Red Dragon
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What are the rates for that anyway?
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Hmmmm.... sounds interesting. On test, I can easily blow my load 5 times a day. The only problem is I'm on test, so I'm probably shooting blanks. I don't think they would pay for that. There's always a catch. Why does life have to be so complicated?
MrMuscle the return
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Only if they start comeing door to door
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Imakarum_Mirabilis
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Right now, most places are look ing for more diverse ethnic donors. I may try my hand at it, considering my genetic background and appearance. I'll have to find a bank and discuss the issue thoroughly with my gal, though. A guy I know was rejected, as he was just plain ol' white. I would have done it earlier, but I worry about the morality of it. Almost like it's not mine to give. As if it is the property of the person I am with. However, since I don't plan to have kids, after taking stock of this shithole planet, I could at least increase the likelihood of passing on my genes via the donor program, as well as get paid for it.
BodyByFinaplix said:
well well thr famous jack off and kill 2 birds with 1 stone lol
first i will make a cmment on bodybyfinaplix, well they dont want ppl who juice, and plus your sperm count is lower ....i am like you who likes being on test so WE need to come off before we can do it tough call....lol.....well there was a place near me and it piad $50 for each load. you can only jack off 2 times a week into the cup, cant have sex or beat off 24 hours before u donate ( thats what gets me) and they do EXTENSIVE back ground check ...dont forget you have a chnce of bringing a new person into the world so they dont you want your sperm if u have chronic deprssion or any thing wrong with you.. they also put it on the tax reforms too so just so you know not cash.....and if u do it dont drink cuz your sperm count is low and also dont fuck up your sperm then fuck up some kids life.....and TAKE vitamen A raises your sperm count
WHO HAS DONE IT HERE????
casavant
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All of the best things in life involve the merging of two things into one. Fork + Spoon = Spork! Breakfast + Lunch = Brunch! Vacuum cleaner + Razor = Flobee, the new age hairstyle system! But what happens when you mix heartfelt charity with a handful of self-gratification? Sperm donation!
How hard could it be? Just walk into a spermy-like place, have a pleasant 5 minutes with yourself, hand over your happiness in a cup, and walk out with a couple of bucks. Woah, woah, cool your jets, Turbo. If it were that easy, you'd find a Spermbucks on every corner. The sperm bank industry is tightly regulated, and the process of donating sperm can be quite arduous. So read along, friend, to find out exactly what you have to go through to donate sperm.
. . . an obvious but important step, lest you approach a financial bank and try to deposit sperm. The teller will probably shoot you. So find yourself a sperm bank. How? There are two ways: asking your doctor and doing your own research.
Ask your doctor
This is the best way to find a sperm bank, because (s)he can direct you to one that has been certified by your state, that is of good quality, and that is relatively close to you. Ask your doctor for three to four top-notch sperm banks, just because it's always nice to comparison shop.
Do your own research
Use this method if you're embarrassed to tell your doctor (or if you forgot your doctor's name). You can look in the yellow pages (you'll be letting your fingers do the walking anyway) or check out this helpful site. Make sure the sperm bank is licensed by the state it is in! If it is, you know the state is keeping really close tabs on what the bank is doing with all its sperm. If the bank if not licensed by the state, they could be doing very unpleasant (and possibly illegal) things with the sperm deposits.
Regardless of how you find the sperm bank, you should visit the bank before ever signing anything, and make sure that it's clean and pretty. Talk with some of the people that work there, and see how professional a "vibe" you get from the place. Again, compare banks, and pick the best one. Your sperm won't be going anywhere.
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How hard could it be? Just walk into a spermy-like place, have a pleasant 5 minutes with yourself, hand over your happiness in a cup, and walk out with a couple of bucks. Woah, woah, cool your jets, Turbo. If it were that easy, you'd find a Spermbucks on every corner. The sperm bank industry is tightly regulated, and the process of donating sperm can be quite arduous. So read along, friend, to find out exactly what you have to go through to donate sperm.
. . . an obvious but important step, lest you approach a financial bank and try to deposit sperm. The teller will probably shoot you. So find yourself a sperm bank. How? There are two ways: asking your doctor and doing your own research.
Ask your doctor
This is the best way to find a sperm bank, because (s)he can direct you to one that has been certified by your state, that is of good quality, and that is relatively close to you. Ask your doctor for three to four top-notch sperm banks, just because it's always nice to comparison shop.
Do your own research
Use this method if you're embarrassed to tell your doctor (or if you forgot your doctor's name). You can look in the yellow pages (you'll be letting your fingers do the walking anyway) or check out this helpful site. Make sure the sperm bank is licensed by the state it is in! If it is, you know the state is keeping really close tabs on what the bank is doing with all its sperm. If the bank if not licensed by the state, they could be doing very unpleasant (and possibly illegal) things with the sperm deposits.
Regardless of how you find the sperm bank, you should visit the bank before ever signing anything, and make sure that it's clean and pretty. Talk with some of the people that work there, and see how professional a "vibe" you get from the place. Again, compare banks, and pick the best one. Your sperm won't be going anywhere.
(contin'd) http://www.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/sperm/sperm.html
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Spartacus
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about 10 years ago I checked into this when I lived in Cincinnati..the pay was 80$ and they had a room with a TV and VCR...in addition to the aforementioned background checks(don't admit to any drug use)apparently only 1 in 10 guys sperm is capable of being frozen,and this has nothing to do with virility,age,overall health etc.,just a luck of the draw thing..secondly,this clinic only allows for a maximum of 16 donations..they don't want too many of one guy's genetic code floating around so as to minimize potential "hook-up" between those babies you created..a long shot I admit,but if you were one of the 1 in 10 you would probably keep going twice a week(thier limit) indiffinitely..so don't quit your jobs guys,btw I failed
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Lumberg, no degree yet, however I'm an honors student and working on my BA in nutritional science? My middle school gave me an IQ test. It was 147. I think the low sperm count from the juice will count against me though. Plus there are hereditary diseases in my family. ::sigh:: I just can't win. ANyway the idea of going 24 hours without an orgamism is not appealing.
BodyByFinaplix said:
lol i agree the 24 hours is tough .....even 12 hours is tough while on test and having a gf who likes to do it ....she calls it cardio....i dont since i am buliking up lol.....ya i need to find a new way to get $$ pasmla donations ? but they mess with your workouts
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ON that note tiger I'm going to post a new thread. I agree about the cardio part.
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Spartacus
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me and my college buddies did the plasma donation thing too...15$ wasn't much,but you didn't need much beer after donating a pint of plasma to get wasted..btw,it took me 12 years to get a 4 year degree
4everhung said:me and my college buddies did the plasma donation thing too...15$ wasn't much,but you didn't need much beer after donating a pint of plasma to get wasted..btw,it took me 12 years to get a 4 year degree
thats what i am talking about......put i have use needles for my steroid use and failed the second question,
i am not going to lie on those forms....
4everhung said:me and my college buddies did the plasma donation thing too...15$ wasn't much,but you didn't need much beer after donating a pint of plasma to get wasted..btw,it took me 12 years to get a 4 year degree
Pshhttt. I've got you beat by a mile. 20 years and I'm still working on mine.
