So you'll be looking out the window at boats all night?
Nah theres only 6 out there right now...its in the mid-60s here.
Although 5 of those 6 boats are tied together for some sort of group shindig.
Fucking assholes.
Wife is out boozing (again) with her wimminz friends
everybody swapped boats and wives and are fucking on different boats to mix it up a little.
You should really be preparing yourself for the role of a lifetime playing me. I just had Sumner Redstone over for some poolside drinks and ran the script by him, he greenlighted it of course. Beyonces already signed on. I really dont know what the fucking holdout is. You need more cash rob?
il be hanging out with smurfy in chicago tonight
il be hanging out with smurfy in chicago tonight
il be hanging out with smurfy in chicago tonight
Little guy just went down 20ish minutes ago. I'm not going anywhere.
Tonight will be a movie, Chinese food and port wine.
who is the little guy?
Our 7 month old!
Just staring out the window at the assholes across the street.
Our 7 month old!
That explains the drool. Homo.
It gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling every time you make a shitty joke.
Watching sex and the city.
I saw that (don't tell Smurf, she'll kick my ass)
I thought it was pretty good actually.
I'll be staying in too tonight. Ditched a b-day party, gotta wake up early tomorrow gahhhhh
awwww I didnt know you had a baby! congratulations!
whats tomorrow?
Sex and the City...ewwwwwwwwww.
If you think that's ewwwwwwww, check your k.
Another day, another dollar!
Sucks being a grown up
Thanks. He's number four!
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww so cute!
Just got in from a bachelor party
I'm fvckin wasted
I'm wired and don't think i will be sleeping tonight.
about to head to bed and sooooooo want some oreo's right now
Whiskey
bachelor party that ends before midnight?
i'm just about to head out now lol
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