Anyone Else Have Kismet?

[javaguru]

My friends claimed I could walk through a hail of bullets and not get scratched....no matter how much stupid shit I did to fuck up I end up successful...

I consider it a burden...I want to be unsuccessful, it's less stressful.

 

[PICK3]

I had it, but a course of antibiotics cleared it up.

 

[heatherrae]

I have a friend like that. I think when he poops it turns to gold before it makes a splash.

 

[javaguru]

I have a friend like that. I think when he poops it turns to gold before it makes a splash.

I have 10k stories about that...I should have died at least ten times from the shit I've done....that's based on my statistical analysis....

 

[heatherrae]

I have 10k stories about that...I should have died at least ten times from the shit I've done....that's based on my statistical analysis....

this guy has money and opportunities fall out of the clear blue sky and onto his damn head. lol.

 

[PICK3]

I have a friend like that. I think when he poops it turns to gold before it makes a splash.

 

[javaguru]

this guy has money and opportunities fall out of the clear blue sky and onto his damn head. lol.

In the army they called it the "weird glow" Apocalypse Now style. In law school I was the teflon don..I never studied..... Nothing to brag about....

 

[nimbus]

you just knew he wasn't gonna get so much as a scratch here.

 

[PICK3]

In the army they called it the "weird glow" alpha lipoic acid Apocalypse Now. In law school I was the teflon don..I never studied..... Nothing to brag about....

well primarly you were known as a bottom

 

[javaguru]

well primarly you were known as a bottom

And yet you're still the geigh guy on EF???

 

[alien amp pharm]

Come over here. I bet I could hit you with a bullet or two.

 

[heatherrae]

I have the shittiest luck of anyone I've ever met. My ex-hubbie used to call it my "dark cloud." You name it -- hurricanes, tornados, accidents all happen to me with uncanny regularity.

 

[rnch]

sounds like shadow and ilk have it! (with each other, at least)

 

[RottenWillow]

My friends claimed I could walk through a hail of bullets and not get scratched....no matter how much stupid shit I did to fuck up I end up successful...

Clearly evidence of some larger plan. Not neccesarily evidence of the Divine, but the metaphysical for sure.

 

[jackangel]

not bragging, my arse. thank you, mr wonderful.

 

[patsfan1379]

ok, wtf?

 

[alien amp pharm]

My friends claimed

Like you have any friends, nerd

I could walk through a hail of bullets and not get scratched

Not with the size of your fat ass

no matter how much stupid shit I did to fuck up I end up successful...

True... a successful fuck-up

I consider it a burden...I want to be unsuccessful, it's less stressful.

 

[javaguru]

not bragging, my arse. thank you, mr wonderful.

If you spend the Summer at Jesus camp you might get blessed by God too...just sayin'

 

[rnch]

If you spend the Summer at Jesus camp you might get blessed by God too...just sayin'

does Vacation Bible School and suthin' babist tent revivals count? if so i was truly blessed at age 10...

 

[Bikini Mod]

If you spend the Summer at Jesus camp you might get blessed by God too...just sayin'

I spent the summer at Big Bear lake. Jesus was not one of my counselors, but, would have liked to meet him.

 

[rnch]

I spent the summer at Big Bear lake. Jesus was not one of my counselors, but, would have liked to meet him.

any diety that created sex must have a great sense of humor.

 

[javaguru]

does Vacation Bible School and suthin' babist tent revivals count? if so i was truly blessed at age 10...

God that sucked.....pun intended...

 

[rnch]

i was so brain-washed i enjoyed VBS as a child....but tent revivals were a cause of war in my religious home...the first sign of dissent from an otherwise textbook model son (me)...

 

[javaguru]

i was so brain-washed i enjoyed VBS as a child....but tent revivals were a cause of war in my religious home...the first sign of dissent from an otherwise textbook model son (me)...

I think brainwashing is unavoidable at the VBS age.

 

[javaguru]

Like you have any friends, nerd


Not with the size of your fat ass


True... a successful fuck-up

You totally misread me, I'm an alpha male first and a closet nerd.....you are the nerd that wants to be an alpha...