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Anyone else hate J-LO?

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Talk about a no talent bitch. And if you guys tell me she has a nice body then you should not be on a fitness board. She looks like every mexican cleaning lady at some motel. And my god, her fucking shit ass music. That song "Jenny from the Block makes me want to drive my truck into a school yard. Sorry, had to vent.:mad:
 
I can't say I'm her biggest fan.

or one at all.

Just another musical "artist" I'd be happy to see with a permanent case of laryngitis. Oh shit - I spelled it right on my first try.

-Warik
 
Warik said:
I can't say I'm her biggest fan.

or one at all.

Just another musical "artist" I'd be happy to see with a permanent case of laryngitis. Oh shit - I spelled it right on my first try.

-Warik
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...or aids
 
i don't think i "hate" anyone, but i'm completely sick of j-lo-mania. i started disliking her after she decided she needed to go by "J-Lo" as opposed to Jennifer Lopez. that right there reeks of ego. i would like any and all future collaborations with her(ja rule, ll cool j - why'd ya do it, man?) to be prohibited by federal law. her singing, dancing, and acting is average. i believe her ass is 100% responsible for sky rocketing her into the limelight. she is pretty, but her body type is not my style.
 
I hate that bitch. I remember when she was on that award show with puffy, and she had some white jeans and top, with a fuckin bandana on. Her fuckin gut hangin out over those way to fuckin tight pants. Some friends of mine actually thought she looked hot. WTF? Annoying ass, fat butted, no talent havin, chubby little bitch!

Don't get me started!
 
Every white urban kid loves that faggot. They have been watching too much "The Fast and the Gay Curious".
 
MP5 said:
Talk about a no talent bitch. her fucking shit ass music. That song "Jenny from the Block makes me want to drive my truck into a school yard. Sorry, had to vent.:mad:
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Wow, I hate that song as much as I hate the 49ers. I didn't know she could get this annoying. I posted a thread like this long time ago but she won't go away. Look, she made her freaking money, now please make her go away before we get postal. :fistfullo
 
I would like to punch that bitch in the clam. I'm not sure about this but I understand that in her pre-nup with Ben Affleck, who I am VERY disappointed in about this whole thing, there's all kinds of bullshit about him spending a certain minimum amount of money on her each month and shit, and it's a lot of money. Probably not true but I wouldn't put it past her. Her whole "my love don't cost a thing" really came to mind when I heard that. Hypocritical bitch. Plus, if you look at her new video Jenny From the Block, as she's ranting about still being a regular person, she's driving a porsche or some shit, wearing diamond earings, two fur coats, on her own yacht, in a sweet New York penthouse apartment, etc. What a fucking retard. Plus, she stole the beat of that song from another single done a while back by another group who did NOT give her permission to do that.
 
MP5 said:
Every white urban kid loves that faggot. They have been watching too much "The Fast and the Gay Curious".
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actually its "The Spastic and the Spurious"...

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Let me tell you all what you already know deep down, she is fine, you have not had any pussy half that good and her music sucks. Stop the dumb shit.
 
I would love to give her the reach-around. then I'd do her doggie style and dunk her head in a porta-john and make out with her afterwards.
 
The Nature Boy said:
I would love to give her the reach-around. then I'd do her doggie style and dunk her head in a porta-john and make out with her afterwards.
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use protection...

that sounds unclean...

the doggie style part anyway...
 
the only thing i like about her is that she is one of the very few women in hollywood who is not wafer thin and she is more than comfortable with her figure.

other than that, i cannot stand any of her songs or movies.
 
To be fair, some of her movies are good. Check out "Out of Sight" and "The Cell" --- she's pretty decent in both of those. The former being one of the best movies of the 1990's...

Yeah, her music sucks, but at least she's honest about not writing any of it. She just shows up at the studio, belts out a few tunes and goes home.

She's making several million dollars a year, so obviously she's doing something right. How many people come close to that level of success? Sounds like a pretty good life to me.

She's also mega-hot, and despite her tendancy to marry anything that breathes, I'd still like to pork her. :)
 
I only like her ass...her ass hould have a carreer of it's own. The only reason anybody likes her is 'cause of the ass... If it were smart it 'd dump that bitch and start out on it's own.
 
Taps said:
Check out "Out of Sight" and "The Cell" --- she's pretty decent in both of those. The former being one of the best movies of the 1990's...
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According to who?

Hey gimp, her ass is way overrated IMO.
 
I used to like her a while back until she started repp'in her turf like she was a rap act, like she's Lil Kim. She's an R&B act period but she's talks about being from the Broxn all of the time.

Thats cool to. But dont do a song about being that same girl from the block in the Bronx and film a damn video on a yaht off the coast of ? (somewhere) with "ex"-alcoholic Ben. Film that shit in the Bronx!! OH YEA you really kept it real JLO. Betcha her ghetto pass is revoked for that one. It would be if he was from Oakland.

I still dig her body, I love thick women, with bangin hips and ass like most black men. Her attitude just fucks it up for me.

p.s.
GO RAIDERS .....
 
Nathan said:
Plus, if you look at her new video Jenny From the Block, as she's ranting about still being a regular person, she's driving a porsche or some shit, wearing diamond earings, two fur coats, on her own yacht, in a sweet New York penthouse apartment, etc.
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not to mention blocking of a street...
 
In Jenny from da block, the bitch wasn't even in the bronx when they shot it....hmmmmm. People form the bronx hate her, except for fat puerto rican girls that think they look like her.
She can't sing for shit. MIKE PT sings better than that hoe.
 
hmm, i was thinking about this today. I don't hate her, but she is nothing more than a run of the mill hood rat who got lucky and landed some good movie roles.
 
nordstrom said:
hmm, i was thinking about this today. I don't hate her, but she is nothing more than a run of the mill hood rat who got lucky and landed some good movie roles.
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She's not even a hood rat. She went to fucking private school all her life! lol
 
CN1 said:
I just dont understand what she sees in that skinny no-size, ugly white boy ben affleck!!!!!
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What do you mean by "skinny no-size, ugly white boy ben affleck"?

His years of abusing the bottle have definatly given him size, a nice spare tire around the gut.
 
Hey Beefybull....Thanks for the wallpaper. I don't care what you say, I would miss next month rent for a piece of that.
 
her ass is da-bomb....plus her face is hot....

she has no real musical talent....but she's an {I]ok[/I] ok actress....
 
jerkbox said:
her ass is da-bomb....plus her face is hot....

she has no real musical talent....but she's an {I]ok[/I] ok actress....
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Bro, go to Perth Amboy, NJ and you'll see thousands of hood rats that look better. Better yet, go to Puerto Rico and you'll see that J-Lo's come a dime a dozen. The only real reason she made it was because she literally fucked her way into stardom. Ben will be hitting that bottle again pretty soon. I put 2g's on it.
 
PURE EXTRACT said:


Bro, go to Perth Amboy, NJ and you'll see thousands of hood rats that look better. Better yet, go to Puerto Rico and you'll see that J-Lo's come a dime a dozen. The only real reason she made it was because she literally fucked her way into stardom. Ben will be hitting that bottle again pretty soon. I put 2g's on it.
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:licker: :licker: :google: :google: :p :p
 
havoc said:
Let me tell you all what you already know deep down, she is fine, you have not had any pussy half that good and her music sucks. Stop the dumb shit.
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Ummm... she's not fine... her face could be a man's just as easily as a woman's with her jaw structure, and her body is very much average.

Yes... I've had MUCH BETTER than her.... (that is, if you like the sexy, blond, fitness model type... rather than the average-bodied, nothing special, wide-assed woman who relies on good camera angles to compliment her appearance)

And yes... her music sucks.


I feel deeply sorry for ANYONE who hasn't had better than her.
 
I turned on the Spanish TV Station and saw a programming with a Puerto Rican chick with blue eyes and blonde hair and she was twice as hot as Jen Lopez. What's my point? I didn't fuck either of them.
 
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