Anybody here ever find a dead body?

[Virtual Acid]

.....I found A dead dog once

 

[Crazier]

.....I found A dead dog once

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[pajaro loco]

Oh yes, everytime I get out of my house I SEE DEATH PEOPLE and I eat them after that

 

[booger]

Lots of them. Turned a lot of live bodies into dead bodies also. Even put one in my First Sergeants hootch as a joke. But that was over 30 years ago and Vietnam had lots of dead bodies laying around if you were in the right place. And for 15 years after that I'd come across a couple a year in the line of work I was in. Haven't found any in the last 15 years. Some of the graphics on the internet are pretty good but it doesn't even come close to the real thing. Especially if they've been decaying for awhile. There is a site on the web that sells fake corpses that look pretty good. If they weren't so expensive I'd buy a couple.
I can think of a couple of good gags to use them for.

 

[wyst]

Saw someone die once, of a heart attack. Puked while he was getting mouth to mouth, had a seizure or something and then he was a dead body.

 

[KAYNE]

I USED TO WORK FOR A FUNERAL HOME. I PICKED UP BODIES. I EMBALMED A FEW ALSO EVEN THOUGH I WASNT SUPPOSED TO. I PICKED UP PEOPLE OUT OF THE RIVER, TRAIN WRECKS, AND A FEW OTHER TYPES OF CORONERS CALLS. BUT MOSTLY JUST ELDERLY PEOPLE OUT OF NURSING HOMES AND HOSPITALS. OH YEAH, I PICKED UP THIS ONE DUDE WHO HAD HEPATITUS C ALONG WITH AIDS AND A FEW OTHER DEADLY DISEASES. I WAS WRAPPED UP IN TWO CONTAMINATION SUITS. IT WAS COOL.


KAYNE

 

[KAYNE]

Saw someone die once

TWO OF MY FRIENDS WERE SHOT IN FRONT OF ME ON DIFFERENT OCCASIONS. EACH WAS SHOT 6-7 TIMES.


KAYNE

 

[ion]

There was a mother / son "double suicide" (whatever that is)
in my scoutmasters office. The bodies sat there for a few days. It was a construction company, and tried
for weeks to get that very distinct smell out of the wood floor, with
chemicals etc. Finally gave up, and pulled up some of the floor.

 

[Rex]

I seen my grandmother die of a massive heart attack in front of me.

My mom told me before my older brother was born it had snowed real bad in Philly. When the snow had melted some they found a dead mail man on my neighbors lawn.

About a year ago my brother's gf's house and half the block was reeking real bad. So much that she couldn't sleep in her house. Eventually someone reported the neighbor missing. The fire dept. came and one guy had to crawl in the upstairs window, and go open the front door. He came out throwing up all over the place. The neighbor was found dead of an overdose on his couch, and had been decaying for about 3 months. Took a long time to get the smell out.

They also find a lot of dead bodies in Cobbs Creek amongst other things as well.

 

[casavant]

Now, if it was like this... http://coke.rotten.com/head/

I'd understand what the fuck you all be saying.


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Damn, apparently they've updated since I was there last. Gross.