Anybody here ever find a dead body?

[casavant]

Just curious. My middle school P.E. teacher found a lady that had been raped, murdered, and decapitated in a plastic bag in the lake he lived by. I myself never have, but always thought it would be pretty creepy to be out fishing or something and all the sudden come across a bobbing mass of decomposed human flesh.

 

[AAP]

Uhhhh.... Nasty.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Dead and decomposing bodies need not be nasty.

With some TLC, any mutilated corpse can be turned into a lovely decoration to be used in the garden, home, or even the skull can be used for a center console in your automobile.

 

[Allen The Kid]

 

[supersizeme]

i came across a bobbing cornholio once, but he wasn't dead at the time. in fact he looked quite happy and alive, moreso than usual. in fact that mofo was so happy that he couldn't speak, all he could muster up a few gleeful suction noises in between breaths.

 

[KappaRaider]

u can also use decomposed limbs as great back scratchers!!

 

[the nature boy]

For a while I used to find dead bodies all the time. Actually I would find the same dead body all the time. In my bed. But it turns out the body was my girlfriend and and she wasn't dead. She just sucked in bed so bad that I thought she was dead.

The End.

 

[Train Harder]

i came across a bobbing cornholio once, but he wasn't dead at the time. in fact he looked quite happy and alive, moreso than usual. in fact that mofo was so happy that he couldn't speak, all he could muster up a few gleeful suction noises in between breaths.

 

[Ir0n PhReAk]

 

[casavant]

For a while I used to find dead bodies all the time. Actually I would find the same dead body all the time. In my bed. But it turns out the body was my girlfriend and and she wasn't dead. She just sucked in bed so bad that I thought she was dead.

The End.

I feel your pain.