anybody ever done a parasite cleanse?

[flex229]

anyone ever done a "parasite cleanse"?

for those of you who have never heard of this, there exists some literature/ads out there that claim that we, as humans, pick up parasites as we go about our lives...these things can grow in live in us and can cause problems to our health...they claim that certain herbs/diets can help us to eliminate these "parasites."


sounds like it could be a scam...

anyone?? what was your experience with "parasite cleanses"?

 

[shirlene29]

native americans thought black walnut killed parasites, but thats about all I know

 

[redsamurai]

yeah there's shit living in us you don't want to know about. One of the reasons I eat a "ton" of spice. I can take hot sauce's by the spoon that just the tip of the spoon make my friends gag and run for the water.

 

[c-sharp minor]

I bathe my parasites on a regular basis.

 

[PICK3]

in if this involves an anal insertion device

 

[shirlene29]

lololol..wtf pick

 

[PICK3]

lololol..wtf pick

ololololol2

 

[lartinos]

Does food poisining count? Because that is the only time I have ever shit and puked at the same time.

 

[DannoMight]

i shave my pubes to keep crabs away

 

[billfred]

yeah - plenty of times. If you live in the tropics, you have to de-worm about every 6 months.

I learned that little lesson when I changed my sons diaper and he had about a 18" worm - ALIVE - crawling around in there.

Pffft on Jnevin complaining about his stinky diapers.

I put a hook on that worm and went fishing. All turned out good.

 

[SpyWizard]

the body is a host to many living "things" you'll never "cleanse" it and why would you, there is a reason these things are in us.. most good, some bad.. the body will kill it..

 

[RottenWillow]

well there are rx drugs that probably kill parasites better than anything. However, large doses of sea salt and ascorbic acid (common from of Vite C) can do it too. Oil of oregano can kill some stuff as well, but dear God it's heinous.

 

[nangiggles]

yeah - plenty of times. If you live in the tropics, you have to de-worm about every 6 months.

I learned that little lesson when I changed my sons diaper and he had about a 18" worm - ALIVE - crawling around in there.

Pffft on Jnevin complaining about his stinky diapers.

I put a hook on that worm and went fishing. All turned out good.

WTF, I lived in third world tropical country for about 18 years and never de-wormed myself....

 

[cindylou]

Yikes

 

[Oceano]

native americans thought black walnut killed parasites, but thats about all I know

yeah I took a few drops of that extract (think it was maybe mixed with some other sh1t) for a couple of days, started to get real pains in the abdomen so stopped taking it

 

[flex229]

what did you use?

yeah - plenty of times. If you live in the tropics, you have to de-worm about every 6 months.

I learned that little lesson when I changed my sons diaper and he had about a 18" worm - ALIVE - crawling around in there.

Pffft on Jnevin complaining about his stinky diapers.

I put a hook on that worm and went fishing. All turned out good.

 

[redsamurai]

cayenne pepper folks.....fucks with all shit that shouldn't be hanging around. The good stuff stays, bad stuff get's hit with the atom bomb. Of course there are "side effects"....your asshole will not speak to you for a week, but perodically you have to do this so it's worth it.

Me I practically coat everything in cayenne now so I'm used to it.....very rarely does the lava shit make an appearance so nobody's feeling are hurt.

 

[mrplunkey]

If you're at-risk or show obvious symptoms (i.e. third world country, living in squalor, tapeworm segments in your stool) then seek a real pharmaceutical solution.

If you aren't, it's pretty unlikely you've got a dangerous parasite.

You're outnumbered about 10 to 1 by microbes anyway. The name of the game is keeping certain bugs out of certain places. Killing them all would be a disaster.

P.S. And no Pick3, an XXXXXXXXL Anal Annihilator butt plug will not kill the parasites.

 

[PICK3]

You're outnumbered about 10 to 1 by microbes anyway.

if your immune system is amped up from fighting off teh AIDS you can drop that ratio down to the 7.5 to 1 range

just sayin'