Anybody else do this on a daily basis?

[broonzy]

Take a drink of water and choke on it because it goes down the wrong pipe? I swear I must do this at least once a day. I wonder how many more years of practice I'm gonna need before I perfect the art of drinking out of a glass!

 

[Strongbow]

Take a drink of water and choke on it because it goes down the wrong pipe? I swear I must do this at least once a day. I wonder how many more years of practice I'm gonna need before I perfect the art of drinking out of a glass!

I usually don't choke, but daily I pour half a glass of sumthin down the front of fugging shirt. That makes for a wonderful rest of the day in the office with people looking at you like your a freaking 2yr old.

 

[broonzy]

I usually don't choke, but daily I pour half a glass of sumthin down the front of fugging shirt. That makes for a wonderful rest of the day in the office with people looking at you like your a freaking 2yr old.

So you're saying you spit instead of swallowing?

lol

 

[Sub-Zero]

I usually don't choke, but daily I pour half a glass of sumthin down the front of fugging shirt. That makes for a wonderful rest of the day in the office with people looking at you like your a freaking 2yr old.

lol! i do this shit all the time. ill be drinking and next thing i know water is dumping down my chin onto my shirt

 

[bigtravis]

Chris will be here shortly to turn this er

 

[Strongbow]

lol! i do this shit all the time. ill be drinking and next thing i know water is dumping down my chin onto my shirt

Most annoying fucking thing in the world, a grown ass man with shit all over him cause he can't control himself. I would say its a coordination thing, but damn I am generally pretty coordinated dude. Don't know what teh fuck happens in these cases.

 

[Strongbow]

So you're saying you spit instead of swallowing?

lol

I be spitting the snuff hommie, I be trying to drink the water or whatever and the shit just goes everywhere.

 

[Smurfy]

no ma'am that does not happen to me

 

[broonzy]

I be spitting the snuff hommie, I be trying to drink the water or whatever and the shit just goes everywhere.

I do that once in a while too, but mostly I choke on it. Pisses me off.

 

[Strongbow]

I do that once in a while too, but mostly I choke on it. Pisses me off.

It is a sure sign that you are a man to have shit all over you thou.

 

[bigtravis]

Some people actually have a condition that causes this. There are places you can go to learn more on this.
It has something to do with the esophigus and it's mechanism to block off the wind pipe.
To learn more this may help you:

http://www.gagreport.com/bizarrenews_10_5_05_got_sperm.htm

 

[chewyxrage]

I usually blame on forgetting I'm not supposed to try to breathe when I'm drinking water

 

[Sub-Zero]

Most annoying fucking thing in the world, a grown ass man with shit all over him cause he can't control himself. I would say its a coordination thing, but damn I am generally pretty coordinated dude. Don't know what teh fuck happens in these cases.

i think i just tilt the water cup faster than i drink it,