I've had three days off since August 25th (none in a row) and have been working 13+ hours a day for a month now seven days a week. So I feel you on the work thing.
Cindy good work, don't cringe just laugh at the rediculousness of it.
I made a horrible joke on the phone today with my MIL. I was flustered trying to come up with something to say and I made a joke and I think I insulted her instead. I'm still cringing about it.
My friend asked this chick when her baby was due a couple of weeks ago. The response was that she was NOT pregnant. I thought my girl was gonna melt into the floor. I'm such an asshole I haven't let her forget about it.
i wrote a chix name on my cawk and text it to the wrong girl... she was like who's catrina? i tried to play it off like that's what i call my dick but she wasn't buying it.