Another Secret Shadows kept from us

[*MissFit*]

HeY ladies-

We are wasting our time..

At the gym this morning i saw an infocommericial for this revolutionary undergarment,... takes inches off your hips thighs and waiste.. no need to spend countless hours in the gym.. eat that eatra cookie and enjoy life.. just put on this pantyhose like garment and it suks you in..

Why in the hell didnt Shadow tell us about this..

 

[*Bunny*]

- reminds me of these
http://www.lipoinabox.com/

 

[Sassy69]

omg.

Can you buy "biceps in a box" too?

I know you can get boobs in a box & buns in a box.

 

[*Bunny*]

omg.

Can you buy "biceps in a box" too?

I know you can get boobs in a box & buns in a box.

LOL I googled it and it gave this as an option
http://www.mrbicep.com/gallery.htm

 

[Sassy69]

That guy has the weirdest looking biceps I've ever seen, next to Greg Valentino of course. They look like they slid down a little. Maybe they melt in the heat or something??

 

[*MissFit*]

I dunno but i have seent his commerical for weeks at the gym.. and it boogles my mind why i bother working on ymass when all i have to do is send in 2 instalments of 19.95 and can have the body i always dreamed of

 

[the-short-one]

I dunno but i have seent his commerical for weeks at the gym.. and it boogles my mind why i bother working on ymass when all i have to do is send in 2 instalments of 19.95 and can have the body i always dreamed of

People actually fall for this. That's what kills me.

 

[*Bunny*]

That guy has the weirdest looking biceps I've ever seen, next to Greg Valentino of course. They look like they slid down a little. Maybe they melt in the heat or something??

Holy biceps!!!

 

[Sassy69]

Ish. My fav pic of ol' Greggy is the blow-out scar. What an idiot.

 

[*Bunny*]

Ish. My fav pic of ol' Greggy is the blow-out scar. What an idiot.

OMG

 

[Sassy69]

This guy is such an amazing assclown or as shadow says, "ASS NOZZLE"...

http://images.google.com/images?q=greg+valentino&hl=en&lr=&sa=N&tab=ii&oi=imagest

 

[*Bunny*]

This guy is such an amazing assclown or as shadow says, "ASS NOZZLE"...

http://images.google.com/images?q=greg+valentino&hl=en&lr=&sa=N&tab=ii&oi=imagest

I'm trying hard not to offend anyone who may think that looks good, but I'm seriously sick to my stomach (T-Rex not helping)

 

[Sassy69]

<-- Not offended! :lol:

 

[The Shadow]

YEP.....did you see the pic on the Valentino link above..looks like has had an abcess cut out form all the oil hes been shooting int here

 

[jenscats5]

HeY ladies-

We are wasting our time..

At the gym this morning i saw an infocommericial for this revolutionary undergarment,... takes inches off your hips thighs and waiste.. no need to spend countless hours in the gym.. eat that eatra cookie and enjoy life.. just put on this pantyhose like garment and it suks you in..

Why in the hell didnt Shadow tell us about this..

I'm still PO'd Shadow never told us about Bowflex....

 

[The Shadow]

I'm still PO'd Shadow never told us about Bowflex....

SSHYHHH!!!!!!!




damn

 

[jenscats5]

This guy is such an amazing assclown or as shadow says, "ASS NOZZLE"...

http://images.google.com/images?q=greg+valentino&hl=en&lr=&sa=N&tab=ii&oi=imagest

WTF?????????

Are those arms real?? If so, what did he do to get them like that??

 

[the-short-one]

WTF?????????

Are those arms real?? If so, what did he do to get them like that??

I just looked. wish I hadn't.

 

[jenscats5]

SSHYHHH!!!!!!!




damn

I lifted according to your workout you posted today S...... don't feel the burn yet..... should've gotten Bowflex.... :sigh:

 

[the-short-one]

I lifted according to your workout you posted today S...... don't feel the burn yet..... should've gotten Bowflex.... :sigh:

hey - you could buy one cheap. ever looked in the paper? hundreds for sale. no one can get rid of them.

 

[jenscats5]

hey - you could buy one cheap. ever looked in the paper? hundreds for sale. no one can get rid of them.

Well, the commercial says you can gain 12lbs of muscle in 6 weeks by owning a Bowflex ----- doesn't say anything about using it or eating right.....

 

[The Shadow]

I think most eventually become expensive clothes racks

 

[tequilasue]

Does the slimming undergarment come w/ the bowflex?? I'm afraid my head would pop off. I get a headache if my jogbra is too tight...damn b/c pill!!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

YEP.....did you see the pic on the Valentino link above..looks like has had an abcess cut out form all the oil hes been shooting int here

^... hmm girls.. Notice how Shadow completely avoids addressing the pantyhose issue

 

[*Bunny*]

YEP.....did you see the pic on the Valentino link above..looks like has had an abcess cut out form all the oil hes been shooting int here

I googled him, got his website and searched through his variety of pics. There were a couple nasty graphic ones of the hematoma

 

[treilin]

I own a Boflex... I have had it about 3 or 4 years. It's nice to change up a routine and if you can't get to the gym you know you always can do a quick routine on it. I actually have seen 3 or 4 people get pretty cut up using it when I was in the military. It just goes back to diet and exercise... Whatever works for you.

 

[The Shadow]

I lifted according to your workout you posted today S...... don't feel the burn yet..... should've gotten Bowflex.... :sigh:

you arent lifting untl failure ont he tut then

 

[jenscats5]

you arent lifting untl failure ont he tut then

I was joking hun......

 

[habitualhealth]

- reminds me of these
http://www.lipoinabox.com/

Hell do they provide an oxygen tank too? I'm too clostraphobic...i'd suffocate in that thing.

HH<~~~gonna stick to sweatin' her ass off in the gym....

Oh..and homie's arms...good LAWD!