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theoak01

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i had plans with my girlfriend for a week or so now,and tonite she says she wants to stay in,doesnt invite me over or anything,i blew off my buddies tonite for her and now they have no room for me to go so im stuck in house tonite,who else has no life as i
 
This is the Canadian Oak speaking.....
What do you mean dude!!! You are a serial killer!!! You have plenty to do!!!!
 
dballer said:
This is the Canadian Oak speaking.....
What do you mean dude!!! You are a serial killer!!! You have plenty to do!!!!

Cry me a fucking river.

Go out to a club and get some girls, it's not that hard really. If she's being a bitch, dump the ho and move on. Too many fish in the sea to waste your time.
 
i feel like tieing one on tonite but since im mid cycle i wont,plus my back hurts like a fucker i think its my kidneys or ive pulled something in my lower back,if this wrecks my cycle im going to kill someone
 
i dunno whats up with her,its bugging me and i cant be in a relationship where i never see her,she promises next friday the same thing she did last weekend and the weekend before,man im a push over,guess i really care for her
 
i havent started dbol yet i was going to monday but i may save them for another cycle,i can squat and do leg extensions but leg press and deadlifts and good mornings kill me
 
you really are a serial killer... I know you are... tell the truth...
 
Reincarnation of the Zodiac killer..... read that book my man... you will dig it. You remind me of the Zodiac... By the way.. you in for round 2 of the t-shirts?? I am coming up with some new ones... this time even more offensive!!!!
 
The Canadian Oak said:
i dunno whats up with her,its bugging me and i cant be in a relationship where i never see her,she promises next friday the same thing she did last weekend and the weekend before,man im a push over,guess i really care for her

are you sure she isn't seeing someone else
 
lol where did this come from bro,and let me know what the shirts are and ill see,depends on when i get the funds next
 
daised said:


are you sure she isn't seeing someone else

i honestly dont know,she says she loves me and everything,but things seem off,kinda like my last relationship before this,i dunno whats up,i figure ill get hurt as usual,what else is new
 
I am going home from work.. but I will post a picture... and then you will see. In the mean time look up the Zodiac Killer.. and read all you can... then I will make a post on Monday afternoon... and you will see what I am talking about!!!!

Have a great weekend!!!

DBaller
 
first of all think positive. secondly do a little spying and see what she's up to. also you must have self-confidence, if she doesn't want to date you then you must go on. make it clear to her that you don't feel appreciated. tell her that it will be hard but you will move on, you can't wait around forever. ask her how she feels. tell her how she makes you feel. try to really connect with her. if she said she was tired, surprise her with flowers and some soup (this way you'll also get to check up on her)

ps- many people don't know what love is. everyone has a different definition of love. next time she says she loves you- ask her what that means to her, we were all raised different so we will not mean the same thing by love. also love is a verb, not an adjective.
 
Is it just me or does this board often overreact??? Oak, do you really think there's a problem or are you just bitching cuz your stuck home. I get that sometimes from my old lady...Doesn't mean there's trouble afoot though!
 
if you werent already going out with her i would have said maybe a taste of her own medicine might activate the 'woman' gene in here and make her seek to go out with you

since your aready going out it seems very odd. maybe theres a family problem or something shes not 100% confident about telling you about. either way, next time your bro's go out, go with them. only refuse if she asked you before. bro's will always be there for you.
 
daised said:
first of all think positive. secondly do a little spying and see what she's up to. also you must have self-confidence, if she doesn't want to date you then you must go on. make it clear to her that you don't feel appreciated. tell her that it will be hard but you will move on, you can't wait around forever. ask her how she feels. tell her how she makes you feel. try to really connect with her. if she said she was tired, surprise her with flowers and some soup (this way you'll also get to check up on her)

ps- many people don't know what love is. everyone has a different definition of love. next time she says she loves you- ask her what that means to her, we were all raised different so we will not mean the same thing by love. also love is a verb, not an adjective.

ive told her how i feel,shes said how she feels,i asked ehr what she thought about love,i should check up on her but i dunno if thats right i will feel bad
 
shes actually done this twice now two weekends in a row so its making me wonder,she and i had these plans for a week so thats why i didnt expect this,oh well lifes a relentless cunt
 
don't feel bad, we've all been hurt before. it takes time to heal, and it's hard to get back up when people start knocking you down. don't let yourself fall agian.
 
then agian i don't know her, and i donn't know what kind of relationship you have. i have a problem with trust, so i would be suspicious.
 
Where have all the testicles gone?

Long time passing?

Listen up. Go to her house, smash her bedroom window open with a tire iron and steal her panties. Now, using your sewing skills, fashion a makeshift ski mask and put it on, crotch side first.

Go downstairs to where she is, strap her to the chair/couch and smash her teeth out with a hammer. Use her mouth as a masturbation tool (make sure to knock her out first) and ejaculate in her hair. Now, punch her in the face until she bleeds. Suture her wounds up with rusty chicken fencing and urinate on her legs.

Using a bottle of cheap gin, gut her completely out and fill her up with lead before taking off.

And also,

Stop Whining.
 
i have a problem with trust also,this is exactly how my last relationship played out,turned out the whore was cheating,so it makes me nervous
 
The Canadian Oak said:
i dunno whats up with her,its bugging me and i cant be in a relationship where i never see her,she promises next friday the same thing she did last weekend and the weekend before,man im a push over,guess i really care for her

Watch for that - I've been through the same thing before and she was cheating on me. Kept making excuses. "I'm busy", "tomorrow", "next week", blah blah.

just a heads up
 
Satanic Goatslayer said:


Listen up. Go to her house, smash her bedroom window open with a tire iron and steal her panties. Now, using your sewing skills, fashion a makeshift ski mask and put it on, crotch side first.

Go downstairs to where she is, strap her to the chair/couch and smash her teeth out with a hammer. Use her mouth as a masturbation tool (make sure to knock her out first) and ejaculate in her hair. Now, punch her in the face until she bleeds. Suture her wounds up with rusty chicken fencing and urinate on her legs.

Using a bottle of cheap gin, gut her completely out and fill her up with lead before taking off.

Good god man, where were you when I broke up with my last girlfriend.
BTW, you should change your Atavar back to the dude with the cowboy hat.
 
Maybe she is really a lesbian, and she has a girlfriend????

Check her drawers for double sided dildo's.
 
Satanic Goatslayer said:
dballer, your request has been acknowledged. Processing takes 6-8 days so you'll have to wait, my good man.

Hey... can you make me an atavar with the guy in the cowboy hat... I will give you credit... I will advertise it for you?? What do you say?
 
What the hell are you planning to do to her when her parents aren't there?
 
Hopefully this is the last friday night I plan on being home on, saturday also for that matter. If I sign on it'll be late as fuck, still be here on the weeknights of course lol
 
I just got back in. This girl I've been seeing and I went and worked out together and had dinner and went for a nice walk. She's a little shook up about the FBI warning so she doesn't really want to go out anywhere this weekend. Probably a good weekend to take it easy.
 
canadian oak

well it seems everything has worked out. sorry to get you shook up, i have trust issues. good luck tonight
 
What happened with those WV girls? Did you get anything from them?
 
umm ya they were all like 200 pounds and ugly as fuck. they were nice, but weird. and they were freaking out about my house? WTF? they went to bed as soon as they finished off 3 pizzas (there were only 4 of them)
 
If they were hot, would you have done stuff with them maybe?
 
That would have been awesome if you were high then. If I was a girl all I would do is fuck my hot friends.
 
then you would like this bed time story: (true by the way)

NIck was dating Cassidy. They were happy together, and had lots of fun. Cassidy was restless and secretly looking for a new man. One night she comes over to my house with a whole bunch of guys and we go skinny dipping. Now you would think she would get with one of these guys, but she didn't! she said they were not up to her standards. Cassidy spent the night at my house. (no we did not do anything) the next night she spent the night at Becky's. I get a call from Nick- he is mad at Cassidy. It seems Cassidy cheated on him! With Becky! Cassidy and Nick broke up. Cassidy is dating a new guy, but still "keeps in touch with Becky"
 
You're friends are all sluts.

If I was in your hometown, I'd assfuck each and every one of them and hang 'em out to dry! Hooolllaaaaaa
 
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