dballer said:This is the Canadian Oak speaking.....
What do you mean dude!!! You are a serial killer!!! You have plenty to do!!!!
The Canadian Oak said:i dunno whats up with her,its bugging me and i cant be in a relationship where i never see her,she promises next friday the same thing she did last weekend and the weekend before,man im a push over,guess i really care for her
daised said:
are you sure she isn't seeing someone else
daised said:first of all think positive. secondly do a little spying and see what she's up to. also you must have self-confidence, if she doesn't want to date you then you must go on. make it clear to her that you don't feel appreciated. tell her that it will be hard but you will move on, you can't wait around forever. ask her how she feels. tell her how she makes you feel. try to really connect with her. if she said she was tired, surprise her with flowers and some soup (this way you'll also get to check up on her)
ps- many people don't know what love is. everyone has a different definition of love. next time she says she loves you- ask her what that means to her, we were all raised different so we will not mean the same thing by love. also love is a verb, not an adjective.
The Canadian Oak said:i dunno whats up with her,its bugging me and i cant be in a relationship where i never see her,she promises next friday the same thing she did last weekend and the weekend before,man im a push over,guess i really care for her
Satanic Goatslayer said:
Listen up. Go to her house, smash her bedroom window open with a tire iron and steal her panties. Now, using your sewing skills, fashion a makeshift ski mask and put it on, crotch side first.
Go downstairs to where she is, strap her to the chair/couch and smash her teeth out with a hammer. Use her mouth as a masturbation tool (make sure to knock her out first) and ejaculate in her hair. Now, punch her in the face until she bleeds. Suture her wounds up with rusty chicken fencing and urinate on her legs.
Using a bottle of cheap gin, gut her completely out and fill her up with lead before taking off.
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