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Annual Pap

good luck.
 
LOL

i still to this day will do anything in my power to avoid these visits.

i cant shower enough for weeks after and i shudder every once in a while

i went without from 2002 - 06
 
cindylou said:
LOL

i still to this day will do anything in my power to avoid these visits.

i cant shower enough for weeks after and i shudder every once in a while

i went without from 2002 - 06
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why? what's he big deal?

you have a kid right? once you have birthed a baby, you get used to everyone and their brother being all up in the vag
 
Smurfy said:
why? what's he big deal?

you have a kid right? once you have birthed a baby, you get used to everyone and their brother being all up in the vag
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no - no kids.

my doc is creepy. i used to have a girl doc but now i'm stuck with the creepy doc.

i think im still immature in that way. i think any old man up in my shit and feeling my boobs has to be creepy.
 
what's the process/procedure for a pap smear?
 
cindylou said:
no - no kids.

my doc is creepy. i used to have a girl doc but now i'm stuck with the creepy doc.

i think im still immature in that way. i think any old man up in my shit and feeling my boobs has to be creepy.
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oh gosh. i have a totally cool jewish lady as my doc. she is funny and awesome. cant you switch docs? its important to feel comfortable
 
Smurfy said:
oh gosh. i have a totally cool jewish lady as my doc. she is funny and awesome. cant you switch docs? its important to feel comfortable
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i know i need to.

I dont think i'll ever be comfortable with a male doc i need to find a good woman
 
Wow I thought I clicked on the girl forum for a second there. Thanks for sharing girl :)
 
cindylou said:
LOL

i still to this day will do anything in my power to avoid these visits.

i cant shower enough for weeks after and i shudder every once in a while

i went without from 2002 - 06
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Move to Europe, you only get screened every 3 years.
 
i had a male doc up until after my son was born but then i switched for some reason. i always thought male docs who were middle age and white were smarter than other docs. interesting misconception
 
Smurfy said:
i had a male doc up until after my son was born but then i switched for some reason. i always thought male docs who were middle age and white were smarter than other docs. interesting misconception
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It's usually the old white ones that are the real trailblazers.
 
Back in Jersey I went to a group: a dude and two sisters who were trained by him. He delivered my first and the sisters delivered the other three. He was AWESOME not only as a doc but as a human being. The sisters were equally AWESOME.
 
after a male gyno looks at nasty vag all day, i wonder if he can even get excited about sex?
just think of all the nasty vag he would see/smell day in and out...i'd proly turn to stankin' man ass to get some relief
 
Bino said:
after a male gyno looks at nasty vag all day, i wonder if he can even get excited about sex?
just think of all the nasty vag he would see/smell day in and out...i'd proly turn to stankin' man ass to get some relief
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One of my close friends is a labor/delivery nurse and we get all creeped out from the stories she tells. :worried:
 
BIKINIMOM said:
One of my close friends is a labor/delivery nurse and we get all creeped out from the stories she tells. :worried:
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yeah i've heard from a midwife some nasty tales of obese women giving birth and shitting all over the place
lol no joke
 
Does your OBYN share his love with you?


The prez seems to think so.
 
Bino said:
yeah i've heard from a midwife some nasty tales of obese women giving birth and shitting all over the place
lol no joke
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Believe me the skinny ones shit too and pee and throw up and all other kinda bodily fluid comes rushing out of all orafices. LOL

It ain't that at all... we are talking women that ain't NEVER cleaned up down there, you wonder how they got pregnant in the first place.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Believe me the skinny ones shit too and pee and throw up and all other kinda bodily fluid comes rushing out of all orafices. LOLIt ain't that at all... we are talking women that ain't NEVER cleaned up down there, you wonder how they got pregnant in the first place.
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the beauty of birth
:barf:
 
many women shit when they give birth, especially if they have an epidural, they shit and don't even know it. (this info came from my OB/GYN M.D. friend)
 
Lestat said:
many women shit when they give birth, especially if they have an epidural, they shit and don't even know it. (this info came from my OB/GYN M.D. friend)
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My wife-ish is petrified at the thought of this. She plans to have an enema before going in to have teh burff.
 
jnevin said:
My wife-ish is petrified at the thought of this. She plans to have an enema before going in to have teh burff.
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yeah some women ask for that. my friend advises against it, says it doesn't really matter so much, the nurses clean up the crap if there is any
 
Lestat said:
yeah some women ask for that. my friend advises against it, says it doesn't really matter so much, the nurses clean up the crap if there is any
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that's pretty much the only time you're cheered on for shitting in public in front of people
 
Lestat said:
yeah some women ask for that. my friend advises against it, says it doesn't really matter so much, the nurses clean up the crap if there is any
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She just doesn't want it to happen period.
 
jnevin said:
She just doesn't want it to happen period.
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even an enema won't guarentee anything, plus that whole process isn't all that fun from what I hear.
 
Bino said:
in what way?
never tried it
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It made me sleepwalk, sleep cook, and sleep sechs. I think the latter is how the baby happened, because of the way things had been going. Moot point now.
 
Smurfy said:
why? what's he big deal?

you have a kid right? once you have birthed a baby, you get used to everyone and their brother being all up in the vag
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yup.

i just walk into the waiting room and drop trou.

"hey, check it out in there."
 
Bino said:
it's 4pm
smurfy is getting her vag swerve on as we type
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indeed
did you guys know that the entire procedure for a pap smear takes about 30 seconds max, including inserting the metal thingy and taking it out afterwards. my doc is fast as lightening. the most uncomfortable part is when she inserts fingers and then presses down on the outside of the abdomen to feel how to uterus is doing. ouch. lots of pressure pushing down on the abdomen.

end result: my insides look good. but i have to go for a mammogram. it seems I have a lump @ 2o'clock on my left breast. argh

and also she is testing my thyroid (maybe thats why Im so fat?)
 
Smurfy said:
indeed
did you guys know that the entire procedure for a pap smear takes about 30 seconds max, including inserting the metal thingy and taking it out afterwards. my doc is fast as lightening. the most uncomfortable part is when she inserts fingers and then presses down on the outside of the abdomen to feel how to uterus is doing. ouch. lots of pressure pushing down on the abdomen.

end result: my insides look good. but i have to go for a mammogram. it seems I have a lump @ 2o'clock on my left breast. argh

and also she is testing my thyroid (maybe thats why Im so fat?)
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I hope that is nothing!!!
and do you freshen the vageen up before going?>
trim,prune, and deoderize??????????
 
Bino said:
I hope that is nothing!!!
and do you freshen the vageen up before going?>
trim,prune, and deoderize??????????
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yeah i hope its nothing too.

i actually forgot i had this doctor appt until i arrived at work this morning and it was in my outlook calendar lol
but i was clean obviously (i shower daily bros) however i did not freshly shave the region. last time i shaved was a few days ago so no big deal really.
 
cindylou said:
you do NOT shit yourself when you give birth RIGHT?
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LMFAO

Ummm YEA... and if you videotape the birth you get to relieve it again and again and again and again... Happens so quick sometimes though you really don't notice. I mean, hello, your punani is literally ripping apart. But then again, if you decide to have mexican the day that YOU KNOW you are going to be induced, then you sorta ask for it. :( ... 'course nobody told me that this happens ALL THE TIME just before the baby is actually born. Otherwise I may have made another choice for my last meal... but then again, what does one eat if they want their shit to smell "not so bad"? :whatever:

I've had four kids. Two out of four aint bad. :qt:

Trust me when I tell you that shitting yourself on video is actually quite glamorous in comparison to the next 20 some-odd years. :lmao:

Smurf, you be ok... let us know how the mammogram went. I should have had one 2 years ago, but well, with no health insurance and a gaggle of lawyers to feed there always seems to be someplace else ya wanna put that money... I hear they now have machines that you actually lean into so you don't get all bruised up. :worried:

I am such a chicken shit anymore.
 
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