LOL!
Even in my withered state, I'd wager I make you look like limp twine.
But no, I hate them because they are to be worn *under* clothes. That was/is their intended design. And for some reason teens (like you) think that the only way they can feel better about themselves is to wear them.
Somehow, in your small minds, they make up for your lacking intellect, small penis and abysmal income.