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i made the best dinner ever, in the history of eating.
which made up well for last night's fiasco stew.

also, my investment house is up for sale, finally.
i'm only going to sell it to ugly people. i think that's only right.
 
Fiasco stew?

What's the recipe? I have a good one for stew.

I think you meant uglier people didn't you?

BTW I haven't received my New Year's Pie yet. Thanks.
 
stilleto said:
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also, my investment house is up for sale, finally.
i'm only going to sell it to ugly people. i think that's only right.
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Well I wanted to buy it, but I guess that's out of the question now!
 
mountain muscle said:
Fiasco stew?

What's the recipe? I have a good one for stew.

I think you meant uglier people didn't you?

BTW I haven't received my New Year's Pie yet. Thanks.
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a. i don't know what the recipe was, but it was BORING. i don't like stew, so i don't know why i decided to make it.

b. everyone is uglier than me. everyone. Every one. really, very few

c. you ain't getting any pie, dammit.
 
stilleto said:
a. i don't know what the recipe was, but it was BORING. i don't like stew, so i don't know why i decided to make it.

b. everyone is uglier than me. everyone. Every one. really, very few

c. you ain't getting any pie, dammit.
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When you say things like that it hurts me right here... :heart:
 
mountain muscle said:
Better be ready for a meetup with the Colorado boys then.
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I'll load up on hot wings for Scotsman. We're building a new resort with huge bar. Already have pre-approval. My laywer in Granby has the biggest tits I've ever scene on someone who is 5'4
 
stilleto said:
he's had one of his own. :)

and mountain muscle, boxers are great dogs, but i bought a different kind. a fluffy, little one i can dress up.
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You Better not be dressing up your dog or I am coming to look for you!
 
stilleto said:
i made the best dinner ever, in the history of eating.
which made up well for last night's fiasco stew.

also, my investment house is up for sale, finally.
i'm only going to sell it to ugly people. i think that's only right.
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I also made the bestest best dinner tonight.
I'm ugly, how much you asking? ;-)
 
stilleto said:
a. i don't know what the recipe was, but it was BORING. i don't like stew, so i don't know why i decided to make it.

b. everyone is uglier than me. everyone. Every one. really, very few

c. you ain't getting any pie, dammit.
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Well that does it Stilleto Im officially hurt now that I did not get invited....I will have to reduce your karma rewards to 6 times weekly...
 
blueta2 said:
I also made the bestest best dinner tonight.
I'm ugly, how much you asking? ;-)
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what did you make?
and, you ain't ugly, but i'm asking $550k and hoping to get $500k
the best thing about the house is you'd get to live near me.
 
stilleto said:
i made the best dinner ever, in the history of eating.
which made up well for last night's fiasco stew.

also, my investment house is up for sale, finally.
i'm only going to sell it to ugly people. i think that's only right.
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can i have some?
 
mountain muscle said:
I am coming after you now.

And bringing my dogs with me.

You better know how to make doggie pies too.
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i do have another dog. a strong one. with jaws of steel and a very long tongue.
she's not afraid to use it, either.
 
So you are selling a house you paid 300K for 500K ? You couldn't have did too much fixing up to the house in under 2 months time. That's a hella profit.
 
alien amp pharm said:
So you are selling a house you paid 300K for 500K ? You couldn't have did too much fixing up to the house in under 2 months time. That's a hella profit.
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i did quite a bit of fixing up, but nothing structural. new floors, painting, kitchen and baths alone changed the whole thing.
plus, new lights and siding.
 
stilleto said:
i did quite a bit of fixing up, but nothing structural. new floors, painting, kitchen and baths alone changed the whole thing.
plus, new lights and siding.
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pics
 
Mr. dB said:
Oh shit! Pork is the best.
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it really was amazing. i cooked it for 6 hours and had this awesome sauce that went on it. it really did fall off the bone- i didn't even have to shred it.
i had carmelized onions to go on top. we ate till we were rolling away from the table.
 
stilleto said:
what did you make?
and, you ain't ugly, but i'm asking $550k and hoping to get $500k
the best thing about the house is you'd get to live near me.
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I made home made basmati rice, lentil and veggie soup. I'm not a big cook, but what I do, I do a'right! ;-)
Next door to you? Offer the house to Flav. Who would not want to see him daily with his classy women?! ;-)
Good luck with the sale. Hope it goes well :-)
 
blueta2 said:
I made home made basmati rice, lentil and veggie soup. I'm not a big cook, but what I do, I do a'right! ;-)
Next door to you? Offer the house to Flav. Who would not want to see him daily with his classy women?! ;-)
Good luck with the sale. Hope it goes well :-)
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tanks. :)
its not next door, but down the road.
i live in an all white town though. i don't make the rules, i just follow them. I had to get a special permit just for my ass.
 
stilleto said:
tanks. :)
its not next door, but down the road.
i live in an all white town though. i don't make the rules, i just follow them. I had to get a special permit just for my ass.
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Did you get the extra wide doors installed in the house?
 
stilleto said:
it really was amazing. i cooked it for 6 hours and had this awesome sauce that went on it. it really did fall off the bone- i didn't even have to shred it.
i had carmelized onions to go on top. we ate till we were rolling away from the table.
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Ooh, please bring a batch of that when you come over.
 
stilleto said:
monty python?
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lol yup. The Meaning Of Life.

after he stuffs his face with everything on the menu:

waiter-> would you like a mint

- no, fuck off I'm stuffed. I couldnt eat another thing

- its wafer thin....

- ehhh alrite

he eats it and blows up with puke going all over the entire returant.

It's a subtle commentary on the excesses of upper classes in Briton. Or maybe it was just a sight gag. Like a fart joke except with puke. Yeah, I think its that.


12-getting-big.jpg


12-hiding.jpg


12-getting-bigger.jpg


12-boom.jpg


12-goosh.jpg


12-remains.jpg
 
Mavafanculo said:
lol yup. The Meaning Of Life.

after he stuffs his face with everything on the menu:

waiter-> would you like a mint

- no, fuck off I'm stuffed. I couldnt eat another thing

- its wafer thin....

- ehhh alrite

he eats it and blows up with puke going all over the entire returant.

It's a subtle commentary on the excesses of upper classes in Briton. Or maybe it was just a sight gag. Like a fart joke except with puke. Yeah, I think its that.


12-getting-big.jpg


12-hiding.jpg


12-getting-bigger.jpg


12-boom.jpg


12-goosh.jpg


12-remains.jpg
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i know the scene well. its one of my favoritest.
plus "every sperm is sacred".
 
stilleto said:
i know the scene well. its one of my favoritest.
plus "every sperm is sacred".
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ololololoooloolooolo
you sure you're a girl ? how do you feel about :

Fart jokes
The Three Stooges
Pink Panther (with peter sellers) movies
 
Mavafanculo said:
ololololoooloolooolo
you sure you're a girl ? how do you feel about :

Fart jokes
The Three Stooges
Pink Panther (with peter sellers) movies
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funny
could take it or leave it
funny

i'm an enigma. i enjoy powertools and lumber yards way more than bloomingdales, yet love scented candles and ... um... dressing up dogs.
gross pics are way cool
love boxing
don't understand football.
 
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