and so it begins... or ends...

[nangiggles]

OK, so I got to the office and was able to negotiate my 130 hours of paid time off and the layoff, small victory I guess.

I'm sitting home feeling a little shocked, I havent had "vacations" or down time in a very long time, never over 2 or 3 days, feels so weird to be home early, gonna use this time to clean and finish small projects around the house, and send out a zillion resumes.

What a mess.

 

[EarthRider]

i really thought this was going to be the "my husband came out of the closet" thread

 

[wootoom]

Fuck I would never hire you, all you do is complain

 

[EarthRider]

lmao, and how are you suppose to go on vacation every month when your dumb ass employees want to leave too

stupid Americans

 

[nangiggles]

Fuck I would never hire you, all you do is complain

 

[wootoom]

hahahahahahaha

 

[WoodyO]

Want to earn $14 the hard way?

 

[nangiggles]

how many hours a week>

 

[ceo]

congrats! What's going on with that place that wanted you to get the CPR card?

 

[shirlene29]

I was gonna ask the same thing
Im waiting to hear from HR myself..

 

[nangiggles]

new potential job is in mental health care and in an air force base so they require CPR certification.

 

[PICK3]

new potential job is in mental health care and in an air force base so they require CPR certification.

and a security clearance

and a credit check

 

[ceo]

new potential job is in mental health care and in an air force base so they require CPR certification.

...and? So?

 

[PICK3]

...and? So?

I think that's a 3 hour class, bro

like 180 minutes

 

[Spartacus]

why don't you fuckin' work for yourself
it's all here at your disposal
what are you good at

 

[WoodyO]

why don't you fuckin' work for yourself
it's all here at your disposal
what are you good at

She's mastered complaining and celibacy

 

[Spartacus]

 

[Spartacus]

"why don't you all go get screwed"

 

[Spartacus]

why don't you tell me something new?

 

[PICK3]

new potential job is in mental health care and in an air force base so they require CPR certification.

my grandmother has a "potential job" that involves landing jet aircraft on carrier decks

 

[PICK3]

i'm going to spend my "potential paycheck" on "potential crack" & "potential ho's"

 

[mrplunkey]

So what happened? Office layoffs?

 

[Spartacus]

 

[nangiggles]

LOL damn it pick3 I'm not counting on the job yet, however they did send me an offer letter already and request for background check as well as their benefits, now I need to get CPR certified and wait for the interview *crosses fingers*

 

[PICK3]

LOL damn it pick3 I'm not counting on the job yet, however they did send me an offer letter already and request for background check as well as their benefits, now I need to get CPR certified and wait for the interview *crosses fingers*

u can use me as a reference in exchange for an s bank pic

 

[Spartacus]

her clothes are old
but never hardly dirty

 

[Spartacus]

what a difference forty years makes

 

[Spartacus]

sorry I took a shit on your
I can't find a job thread

 

[-SD-]

Finish your goddamn PhD already so you can stop being a broke dick faggot

 

[Spartacus]

let's go out drinkin'

 

[Spartacus]

you got a license?

 

[Spartacus]

I have to bring my passport with me
which is fun at times

 

[nangiggles]

drinking does sound nice, lmao

 

[Spartacus]

then I get inside and act 19

 

[Spartacus]

drinking does sound nice, lmao

ask around
most of the people here I've drank with are either a mod or bant

 

[-SD-]

then I get inside and act 19

Which is no different than any other time

 

[Spartacus]

to find a job
is like the haystack needle

 

[Spartacus]

Which is no different than any other time

19forever
I get it

 

[Spartacus]

and soylent green is people

 

[Spartacus]

 

[nangiggles]

potential job just fell through... fuck

 

[PICK3]

potential job just fell through... fuck

that was quick

 

[EnderJE]

Sorry to hear, Nan.

 

[nangiggles]

that was quick

yeah, the whole thing was weird anyway and I'm glad I didnt spend the money on the CPR certification yet, still sad because it was a great job and better pay, oh well

 

[wootoom]

yeah, the whole thing was weird anyway and I'm glad I didnt spend the money on the CPR certification yet, still sad because it was a great job and better pay, oh well

sorry nan....america is pathetic

 

[wootoom]

 

[PICK3]

yeah, the whole thing was weird anyway and I'm glad I didnt spend the money on the CPR certification yet, still sad because it was a great job and better pay, oh well

$90?

https://classes.redcross.org/Saba/Web/Main

 

[nangiggles]

$90?

https://classes.redcross.org/Saba/Web/Main

Local hospital has it for $30, I might still take it since the jobs Im shooting for require it

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[Spartacus]

that's sad because I consider you one of the most employable on the board
and I wouldn't even hire me

 

[Spartacus]

what would I hire pdaddyii for?

 

[Spartacus]

my wife is nagging me
your job is to fuck her and make it seem like I don't know

 

[Spartacus]

can you start today?

 

[Spartacus]

my assistant nangiggles will handle the paperwork

 

[nangiggles]

I might have to take traz up on that sexcretary job offer

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[cindylou]

whats going on?

 

[cindylou]

sorry to hear nan.

 

[pdaddyII]

yeah, the whole thing was weird anyway and I'm glad I didnt spend the money on the CPR certification yet, still sad because it was a great job and better pay, oh well

Yea because it would have been a real wast of time to learn how to potentially save someones life, WTF

 

[wootoom]

yea because it would have been a real wast of time to learn how to potentially save someones life, wtf

lololololol

 

[nangiggles]

Yea because it would have been a real wast of time to learn how to potentially save someones life, WTF

of course not, but seeing how I dont make shit for a salary and am now unemployed spending money I dont have to is a waste, I hope to get a job soon, but what if I dont?

 

[EnderJE]

Besides, you can always google it in a rush. lol

of course not, but seeing how I dont make shit for a salary and am now unemployed spending money I dont have to is a waste, I hope to get a job soon, but what if I dont?

 

[nangiggles]

yeah im not about to crack someone's rib by "googling it real quick"

 

[shirlene29]

geez sorry nan

Id take the cpr...you sure the $30 course is for health care provider level?

 

[EarthRider]

so you lost your job, that sucks

how is job search going?

 

[SpyWizard]

everybody's got to die sometime..

 

[smurf2]

Nan, when I was out of work in 2010 I applied for over 100 jobs. 100. I got called on about 5 jobs at most. And so I want to say, don't get discouraged that ONE job fell through. If you take a defeatist attitude over one job, you're going to be fucked in this job search. You have to be resilient and keep pushing through. Hell I applied for 20 jobs at the company I work for now, before I even got called for an interview.

 

[nangiggles]

Thanks smurf, it sucks I didnt get it but I'm going thorugh our local workforce applying for everything i can think of, on a positive note I just got my property taxes bill

 

[nangiggles]

at least it's about $100-200 less than what I though...

 

[WoodyO]

We've been doing all our hiring through craigslist. Our GM has earned himself the nick name of "craigslist killer" since every time he brings in a new applicant, we can check craiglist to see whose job is on the chopping block.

 

[smurf2]

Nan, also have you considered having Afeedz write your cover letters? She writes epic cover letters. Just saying

 

[PICK3]

dress like a slut for interviews!

 

[nangiggles]

I dont like being cooked up in the house im gonna clean I guess, fuck I hate cleaning...

 

[shirlene29]

cooped maybe you meant?


Im goin back to real employment either fri or mon
Im psyched but sort of freaked too

 

[nangiggles]

yeah cooped, lol my bad need an assistant shirl? lol

 

[shirlene29]

idk...what do you know about Volkswagen?

 

[WoodyO]

idk...what do you know about Volkswagen?

They are the biggest pieces of shit ever produced

 

[shirlene29]

dont ruin my fucking enthusiasm

fuck...they cant be bigger pieces of shits than saab or dodge

 

[shirlene29]

plus I disagree...I tend to think audi holds that title

 

[WoodyO]

dont ruin my fucking enthusiasm

fuck...they cant be bigger pieces of shits than saab or dodge

I'll take a picture of my Passat's dash panel when I get a chance. Every single warning light is on. This thing cost as much in monthly maintenance as the car payment.

 

[shirlene29]

yeah, the black audi was the same way...AND for a fun bonus when the abs and brake light would come on...the speedometer would stop working

the white audi not so much but only cuz half the guages/lights don't work..lol


no but srsly, don't tell me what a load of shit your passat is...I have to sell these fuckin things
I can't be believing they suck...I gotta drink the kool aid

 

[nangiggles]

idk...what do you know about Volkswagen?

they are IIHS top safety picks, the passat won 2012 motor trends car of the year and others

 

[*ebony*]

sorry nan, do what smurf said and just keep applying. fuck, you deserve at least sex for all this stress.

 

[shirlene29]

they are IIHS top safety picks, the passat won 2012 motor trends car of the year and others

this is the kinda stuff I need

kool aid..tastey

 

[-SD-]

ask plunkey to paypal you some cash

 

[WoodyO]

sorry nan, do what smurf said and just keep applying. fuck, you deserve at least sex for all this stress.

I already offered her $14 for it.

 

[nangiggles]

ask plunkey to paypal you some cash

I am entitled to it!

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[-SD-]

I am entitled to it!

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It has beem ordained by obama!

 

[ceo]

I hear plunkey is hiring in his Costa Rica plant.

 

[mrplunkey]

I hear plunkey is hiring in his Costa Rica plant.

Actually we are. And a surprising number of the jobs are white collar!

 

[PICK3]

Actually we are. And a surprising number of the jobs are white collar!

pool boy position is knot available

 

[ceo]

yeah im not about to crack someone's rib by "googling it real quick"

if you ain't crackin' ribs, then you ain't doin' CPR.

 

[wootoom]

I accidentally cracked someone's skull

 

[pdaddyII]

if you ain't crackin' ribs, then you ain't doin' CPR.

I was doing compressions on an 80 year old a few years back when One of her broken ribs poked right through her skin and lanced my hand. Good thing she didn't have the HIV

 

[shirlene29]

^^ im a little unhappy with this visual

 

[PICK3]

I was doing compressions on an 80 year old a few years back when One of her broken ribs poked right through her skin and lanced my hand. Good thing she didn't have the HIV

my doc friend & his phd nurse wifey both experienced deep needle sticks HIV+ early in their careers

nothing ever happened

i think the stats were a conversion of 1 in 1600 for healthcare workers

 

[nangiggles]

I dont like this cooking and cleaning thing....

 

[mrplunkey]

I dont like this cooking and cleaning thing....

Odd... isn't it built into your DNA?

 

[nangiggles]

Odd... isn't it built into your DNA?

I have high libido, rarely PMS, am not jealous, dont like spending a lot of money/shopping, have no desire to bare children, hate cleaning and barely tolerate cooking, maybe I was meant to be a dude

I did work as a part time chef for years though, hence why cooking aint fun no more...

 

[smurf2]

Nan i think he meant because youre hispanic lol

 

[mistaballoonhands]

Need more lemon pledge

 

[mrplunkey]