Anbody ever noticed

[Strongbow]

that cawks and balls don't burn in the tanning bed. WHat's up with that. Just wondering if there was a specific reason why they don't?

 

[jnevin]

The first time I ever tanned I burned my tip. My arms were really dark so the girl recommended I go in for the whole time. I didn't know better so I just did it. That night and the next day were pure hell. It didn't look red but it was definitely burned. So from then on I've worn a sock on it red hot chili peppers style.

 

[Smurfy]

oh my

 

[Strongbow]

The first time I ever tanned I burned my tip. My arms were really dark so the girl recommended I go in for the whole time. I didn't know better so I just did it. That night and the next day were pure hell. It didn't look red but it was definitely burned. So from then on I've worn a sock on it red hot chili peppers style.

LOL The first couple of times this year I got in it I got fried. I was burnt all over the first time, everywhere but my cizock and my satchel. And the other day one my bros just up and asks me, Does your shit burn in the tanning bed, cause my don't. I was like now that you mention it, NO it don't. I have often heard that if we could buy tires that were made out of vagina, that we would never have to buy another set. I guess the ole cawk is equally as tuff.

 

[Creepusmaximus]

I've managed to burn the bottom of my feet but now that i think about it I've never burnt my winkie. LOL>

 

[broonzy]

that cawks and balls don't burn in the tanning bed. WHat's up with that. Just wondering if there was a specific reason why they don't?

Maybe yours are too small for the UV rays to find?

lol

 

[Strongbow]

Maybe yours are too small for the UV rays to find?

lol

I will post picture proof that that is not the problem. I knew that any talk of cawks and nut sacks would pull you out of your hide out. LOL

 

[Strongbow]

I will post picture proof that that is not the problem. I knew that any talk of cawks and nut sacks would pull you out of your hide out. LOL

Here Broonzy dont cry, but you still think its that small.

 

[1500]

Here Broonzy dont cry, but you still think its that small.

meh, you chubbed that thing up pretty good b4 the photo. BTW thats fucking nasty. I'd rather see pdaddy's butt than a penile.

 

[Strongbow]

meh, you chubbed that thing up pretty good b4 the photo. BTW thats fucking nasty. I'd rather see pdaddy's butt than a penile.

It was just for Broonzy man I'm sorry.

 

[jnevin]

aaaand unsubscribed

 

[broonzy]

It was just for Broonzy man I'm sorry.

Aww you shouldn't have...

I really mean that too, you really shouldn't have..lol

 

[Mr. dB]

Aargh, my eyes, my poor eyes!

 

[Strongbow]

Aww you shouldn't have...

I really mean that too, you really shouldn't have..lol

I know I prolly should not have done that, by the way thats not my penis, mines way bigger than that(J/K). Naw I was just pulling your chain, somebody sent me a txt with that picture and asked me if that picture made his legs look small. I was like yea you got chicken legs.

 

[broonzy]

I know I prolly should not have done that, by the way thats not my penis, mines way bigger than that(J/K). Naw I was just pulling your chain, somebody sent me a txt with that picture and asked me if that picture made his legs look small. I was like yea you got chicken legs.

I was going to suggest you spend some more time in the squat rack. But then someone would have said I looked at the picture a little too closely!

 

[Strongbow]

I was going to suggest you spend some more time in the squat rack. But then someone would have said I looked at the picture a little too closely!

Yea seriously, so much for a balanced physique when your cawk is larger than your freaking legs. But I guess with a cawk that big, who needs a physique.

 

[nangiggles]

Hey strongbow.... How u doin'?

 

[iggy]

this thread should be titled, "Strongbow's Dick, open at your own risk".

i was blinded.

 

[Mr. dB]

The first time I ever tanned I burned my tip.

Another advantage for us anteaters.