analyze your first name

[smallmovesal]

http://www.kabalarians.com/gkh/your.htm#links

here's mine. actually quite accurate.

The name of al(i took my name out) gives you a clever, quick, analytical mind, but you
suffer with a great deal of self-consciousness, lack of confidence, and
much aloneness because of misunderstandings. Your idealistic and
sensitive nature gives you a deep appreciation for the finer things of
life and a strong desire to be of service to humanity. There are times
when you experience inner turbulence at your inability to say what you
mean. It is far easier for you to express your deeper thoughts and
feelings through writing than verbally. You find pleasure in literature,
in poetry, and in your ideals and will turn to them when you feel you have
been misunderstood. You are deeply moved by the beauties of life,
especially nature. Because your feelings run deep, you must guard against
the ups and downs, being very inspired one minute, then moody, reserved,
and depressed the next. Your reactions to people vary according to how
you feel. You tend to be secretive and noncommittal about private matters,
yet at times you will talk effusively in order to hide your
self-consciousness or to lead others away from personal subjects. You are
inspired by encouragement from others, yet suspicious of their intent.
You crave affection but seldom find anyone who understands your nature.
Physical weaknesses would show in your heart, lungs, or bronchial organs.

 

[Big Buck]

The first name of ________ creates a shrewd, aggressive, business nature, intent on personal gain. You are capable of very logical and analytical thinking along practical business lines, and could excel in financial fields, law or politics. Your judgment is seldom swayed through your feelings. You have definite executive and leadership abilities, however you are inclined to be too blunt and forceful in dealing with people. There is a need to show more tact and understanding toward others in order to moderate a rather self-centred nature. The desires for independence and financial success have been strong motivating forces from very early in your life. Sacrificing much for material ambition will result in a lack of harmony and balance in your personal life, particularly a lack of appreciation for social courtesies and things of a more inspirational nature. Your health could suffer through ailments centering in the head. Also, the generative organs could be affected.

 

[smallmovesal]

haha i'm a typical moody artist.

 

[smallmovesal]

The first name of Captain Awesome gives the indication that there are some serious ego issues at work. Perhaps your parents have done too much crack or they are cousins, hence the pathetic name. You suffer from a serious delusion of grandeur, and this name causes you to hide behind its "greatness" in order to fling immature insults and general stupidity towards anyone you meet. Hence, you desire to feel bettered by wallowing in misery and negativity. Your name also causes a lack of interest from the opposite sex, since they are repelled by your inbred appearance and megalomaniac tendencies. Your name indicates that your breath and libido are affected by your apparent lack of a pulse.

 

[HeavyDutyGuy]

you have a natural interest in the welfare of your fellow man, and a desire to help and serve others in a humanitarian way. You are responsible and generous, although somewhat scattering and disorganized at times. Any jobs requiring systematic and conscientious effort, or involving any form of drudgery, dismay you. In your work, you would seek a position offering self-expression through contact with people, such as sales or teaching, or a position giving scope to your creative, artistic talents. You are good-natured and likeable, and people tend to confide in you and seek your advice in personal problems. Others sense your sincere interest and desire to help, and you can always be counted on to see the bright side of any problem. You enjoy making others happy and you never let your own problems "get you down" for any length of time, even though you do tend to worry too much at times. Your optimism can be a source of inspiration to others as well as yourself. In close personal relationships you are usually thoughtful and considerate. However, your natural interest in others, coupled with your sympathetic reaction to problems, could draw you into emotional situations which may be difficult to get out of. Health weakness would appear as skin conditions or ailments relative to the liver. A tendency to overeat quick-energy foods aggravates any health problems.

 

[smallmovesal]

wow captain you look like you have the most issues. you poor guy...

 

[Big Johnson]

As ________, you have a natural interest in the welfare of your fellow man, and a desire to help and serve others in a humanitarian way. You are responsible and generous, although somewhat scattering and disorganized at times. Any jobs requiring systematic and conscientious effort, or involving any form of drudgery, dismay you. In your work, you would seek a position offering self-expression through contact with people, such as sales or teaching, or a position giving scope to your creative, artistic talents. You are good-natured and likeable, and people tend to confide in you and seek your advice in personal problems. Others sense your sincere interest and desire to help, and you can always be counted on to see the bright side of any problem. You enjoy making others happy and you never let your own problems "get you down" for any length of time, even though you do tend to worry too much at times. Your optimism can be a source of inspiration to others as well as yourself. In close personal relationships you are usually thoughtful and considerate. However, your natural interest in others, coupled with your sympathetic reaction to problems, could draw you into emotional situations which may be difficult to get out of. Health weakness would appear as skin conditions or ailments relative to the liver. A tendency to overeat quick-energy foods aggravates any health problems.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

nope...not acurate at all....maybe I should change my name...

 

[donutglazer]

My name is Mudd......

 

[decibel]

The first name of Captain Awesome gives the indication that there are some serious ego issues at work. Perhaps your parents have done too much crack or they are cousins, hence the pathetic name. You suffer from a serious delusion of grandeur, and this name causes you to hide behind its "greatness" in order to fling immature insults and general stupidity towards anyone you meet. Hence, you desire to feel bettered by wallowing in misery and negativity. Your name also causes a lack of interest from the opposite sex, since they are repelled by your inbred appearance and megalomaniac tendencies. Your name indicates that your breath and libido are affected by your apparent lack of a pulse.

you're my hero, small

why is everyone deleting their names? what are we gonna do, call your mamma and tell her what you do?

 

[Jimsbbc]

Big J,


I got the same thing, but if I put in Jim, it is totally different, go figure

 

[HeavyDutyGuy]

Ok Big, I know what your first name is now......lol.

 

[smallmovesal]

fine my name is alison but don't wear it out heehee

 

[HappyScrappy]

"The name of Abdoo makes you prone to seizures and fits. You frequently urinate in your pants and you are regularly told that you have body odor. You genitals are both lacking in length and girth, and you were born with only one testicle. People consider you rude, unattractive, and women will generally pay you to go away. For the most part, you're an asshole, you masturbate excessively, and you drink too much.


DAMN - dead on.

 

[The Varnsen]

 

[decibel]

alison is my ex's name.

now it gives me the creeps...

 

[HappyScrappy]

it gives me the shits... in fact - gotta run

 

[Big Johnson]

How many guys named James are on this board?

 

[HappyScrappy]

My name is nearly the same except for the j, the a, the m, and the s. and I have some other letters.
other than that, I'd say we're practically related.

 

[Drifter]

The name of _______ gives you a very individual, reserved, serious nature. You stick stubbornly to your ideas or decisions, in spite of any appeals or advice; you are not willing to accept a compromise. You prefer to be alone with your own thoughts, rather than in the company of others. This name restricts spontaneity in association and the fluency of your verbal expression. When you are required to express yourself in personal matters requiring finesse and diplomacy, you feel awkward and embarrassed. Although you realize perfectly well what is expected of you, you are unable to find the right words, and hence you end up saying something inappropriate in a candid way. You can express your deeper thoughts and feelings best through writing. Your friendships and personal associations are rather restricted, being limited to those of a similar nature who can understand and accept your rather straightforward yet reserved manner. You are steadfast and loyal, and do not allow gossip or anything belittling to be said against those whom you accept in friendship. You find satisfaction in being outdoors or in getting out into nature, or in dealing with the products of the earth. There is originality and depth of thought contained in this name, particularly along practical and mathematical lines. This name can adversely affect the health of your respiratory organs, the heart and lungs. Also, you are prone to suffer from weaknesses centering in the head.

 

[Latimer]

Microsoft is just trying to map your name to an IP address, for all of you with static IP's. They're going to start cracking down on piracy. XP and .NET will make their products a lot harder to pirate.

 

[WODIN]

small you're my hero too! LOL!!!!!! That was an awesome retort.

 

[Hannibal]

Your name of ****** gives you a clever mind, good business judgment, a sense of responsibility, and an appreciation of the finer things of life. You are serious-minded and not inclined to make light of things even in little ways, and in your younger years you had more mature interests than others your age. Home and family mean a great deal to you and it is natural that you should desire the security of a peaceful, settled home environment where you can enjoy the companionship of family and friends. Whatever you set out to accomplish you do your very best to complete in accordance with what you consider to be right. In the home you assume your responsibilities capably, having the self-confidence to form your own opinions and make your own decisions. Others can rely on you; once you have given your word you will do your utmost to fulfil a responsibility. However, there is a tendency to be a little too independent in your thinking and it is difficult for you to accept the help of others when you should. Due to your strong sense of responsibility, you could experience worry and mental turmoil through assuming more responsibility than you should. Friction could arise through others feeling that you were interfering with their rights and privileges, even though you are only trying to help