analyze your first name

[smallmovesal]

http://www.kabalarians.com/gkh/your.htm#links

here's mine. actually quite accurate.

The name of al(i took my name out) gives you a clever, quick, analytical mind, but you
suffer with a great deal of self-consciousness, lack of confidence, and
much aloneness because of misunderstandings. Your idealistic and
sensitive nature gives you a deep appreciation for the finer things of
life and a strong desire to be of service to humanity. There are times
when you experience inner turbulence at your inability to say what you
mean. It is far easier for you to express your deeper thoughts and
feelings through writing than verbally. You find pleasure in literature,
in poetry, and in your ideals and will turn to them when you feel you have
been misunderstood. You are deeply moved by the beauties of life,
especially nature. Because your feelings run deep, you must guard against
the ups and downs, being very inspired one minute, then moody, reserved,
and depressed the next. Your reactions to people vary according to how
you feel. You tend to be secretive and noncommittal about private matters,
yet at times you will talk effusively in order to hide your
self-consciousness or to lead others away from personal subjects. You are
inspired by encouragement from others, yet suspicious of their intent.
You crave affection but seldom find anyone who understands your nature.
Physical weaknesses would show in your heart, lungs, or bronchial organs.

 

[Big Buck]

The first name of ________ creates a shrewd, aggressive, business nature, intent on personal gain. You are capable of very logical and analytical thinking along practical business lines, and could excel in financial fields, law or politics. Your judgment is seldom swayed through your feelings. You have definite executive and leadership abilities, however you are inclined to be too blunt and forceful in dealing with people. There is a need to show more tact and understanding toward others in order to moderate a rather self-centred nature. The desires for independence and financial success have been strong motivating forces from very early in your life. Sacrificing much for material ambition will result in a lack of harmony and balance in your personal life, particularly a lack of appreciation for social courtesies and things of a more inspirational nature. Your health could suffer through ailments centering in the head. Also, the generative organs could be affected.

 

[smallmovesal]

haha i'm a typical moody artist.

 

[smallmovesal]

The first name of Captain Awesome gives the indication that there are some serious ego issues at work. Perhaps your parents have done too much crack or they are cousins, hence the pathetic name. You suffer from a serious delusion of grandeur, and this name causes you to hide behind its "greatness" in order to fling immature insults and general stupidity towards anyone you meet. Hence, you desire to feel bettered by wallowing in misery and negativity. Your name also causes a lack of interest from the opposite sex, since they are repelled by your inbred appearance and megalomaniac tendencies. Your name indicates that your breath and libido are affected by your apparent lack of a pulse.

 

[HeavyDutyGuy]

you have a natural interest in the welfare of your fellow man, and a desire to help and serve others in a humanitarian way. You are responsible and generous, although somewhat scattering and disorganized at times. Any jobs requiring systematic and conscientious effort, or involving any form of drudgery, dismay you. In your work, you would seek a position offering self-expression through contact with people, such as sales or teaching, or a position giving scope to your creative, artistic talents. You are good-natured and likeable, and people tend to confide in you and seek your advice in personal problems. Others sense your sincere interest and desire to help, and you can always be counted on to see the bright side of any problem. You enjoy making others happy and you never let your own problems "get you down" for any length of time, even though you do tend to worry too much at times. Your optimism can be a source of inspiration to others as well as yourself. In close personal relationships you are usually thoughtful and considerate. However, your natural interest in others, coupled with your sympathetic reaction to problems, could draw you into emotional situations which may be difficult to get out of. Health weakness would appear as skin conditions or ailments relative to the liver. A tendency to overeat quick-energy foods aggravates any health problems.

 

[smallmovesal]

wow captain you look like you have the most issues. you poor guy...

 

[Big Johnson]

As ________, you have a natural interest in the welfare of your fellow man, and a desire to help and serve others in a humanitarian way. You are responsible and generous, although somewhat scattering and disorganized at times. Any jobs requiring systematic and conscientious effort, or involving any form of drudgery, dismay you. In your work, you would seek a position offering self-expression through contact with people, such as sales or teaching, or a position giving scope to your creative, artistic talents. You are good-natured and likeable, and people tend to confide in you and seek your advice in personal problems. Others sense your sincere interest and desire to help, and you can always be counted on to see the bright side of any problem. You enjoy making others happy and you never let your own problems "get you down" for any length of time, even though you do tend to worry too much at times. Your optimism can be a source of inspiration to others as well as yourself. In close personal relationships you are usually thoughtful and considerate. However, your natural interest in others, coupled with your sympathetic reaction to problems, could draw you into emotional situations which may be difficult to get out of. Health weakness would appear as skin conditions or ailments relative to the liver. A tendency to overeat quick-energy foods aggravates any health problems.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

nope...not acurate at all....maybe I should change my name...

 

[donutglazer]

My name is Mudd......

 

[decibel]

The first name of Captain Awesome gives the indication that there are some serious ego issues at work. Perhaps your parents have done too much crack or they are cousins, hence the pathetic name. You suffer from a serious delusion of grandeur, and this name causes you to hide behind its "greatness" in order to fling immature insults and general stupidity towards anyone you meet. Hence, you desire to feel bettered by wallowing in misery and negativity. Your name also causes a lack of interest from the opposite sex, since they are repelled by your inbred appearance and megalomaniac tendencies. Your name indicates that your breath and libido are affected by your apparent lack of a pulse.

you're my hero, small

why is everyone deleting their names? what are we gonna do, call your mamma and tell her what you do?