The fact that MP5 hit Ryan's profile on the head has me ROTFLMFAO, all bleeding hearts have that same sappy story though, they feel guilty for what they have for some reason
I live in Toronto and we've had 30+ murders this year just in the city, not counting surrounding areas. That may not be tons for some places, but I think that makes it a little dangerous
ORGANON CANON- A shockingly handsome man with unsurpassed manners and respect. Probably one of the few perfect people in this world. His intelligence is only surpassed by is unmatched physique which shows not only his dedication, but his passion to better himself. Despite the trails of beautiful woman that follow him, he is unseemingly shy, but confident around woman. This perhaps is what they all seem to find so intriguing. All in all he is just one of those people you only wish to meet and think only exist in movies
Warik,
5'7" 155lbs, 30 years old, had a domineering mother who babied him to death. Lead to believe he is fragile and insecure, his only outlet is cartoons of mightly muscled SINGLE men, who wear approximately 11oz of clothing total. A true closet homo.
Wfabrizio - Really cool guy who can't keep the bitches from tearing his clothes off whenever he goes out in public. He's also worshipped by several native peoples around the world for his majestic staff of reproductive destruction.