Anally raped at the airport again.....

[chris302001]

No, not by security, I'm white you fuckers. 2nd time in a row I've had an overnight delay while flying. All because the pussy air traffic controllers are delaying flights in minneapolis because of a little thunderstorm. Fucking fuck, its muggy as shit here in PHI too. And they already have Vick jerseys for sale in the airport. Fuck this place and fuck you too.




Just kidding, I love you all, cept that shrimp/strongmo character.

 

[chris302001]

somebody reply and feel sorry for me or talk shit to me, i dont care which dammit, just give me some attention.

 

[miplank]

so...when did you get assraped?

 

[miplank]

you fell asleep in the bathroom didn't you

 

[CajunSaint]

phillys gay

 

[needtogetarmy]

I feel your pain.

Think smart. There must be a bar there and hawties that are stuck. Mac up!

 

[chris302001]

I feel your pain.

Think smart. There must be a bar there and hawties that are stuck. Mac up!

My hottie is in Wiscansin. 'sides I got no game even if I was interested.

 

[miplank]

My hottie is in Wiscansin. 'sides I got no game even if I was interested.

what about smurfy?

 

[chris302001]

what about smurfy?

what part of wiscansin dont you understand?

 

[jnevin]

phillys gay

I'll cut you bitch.

 

[miplank]

what part of wiscansin dont you understand?

oh I understood

 

[chris302001]

oh I understood

lol i guess i dont then

 

[miplank]

lol i guess i dont then

I'll draw you a picture in MS paint and record it so you can understand.

 

[chris302001]

I'll draw you a picture in MS paint and record it so you can understand.

lmao! that got me laid bro!

 

[miplank]

lmao! that got me laid bro!

pretty sure a warm summer breeze would've got you laid

 

[chris302001]

On a side note, I was really nice to the rebooking guy on the phone. Why? Because I'm awesome and I can.

(MM should be all over me for my self worship today)

 

[chris302001]

pretty sure a warm summer breeze would've got you laid

I am pretty awesome eh!

 

[miplank]

On a side note, I was really nice to the rebooking guy on the phone. Why? Because I'm awesome and I can.

you mispelled pussy

 

[chris302001]

you mispelled pussy

lmao

 

[miplank]

I am pretty awesome eh!

that wasn't a compliment

 

[chris302001]

that wasn't a compliment

well you werent directly mean, so its an upgrade nonee the less fucker.

 

[miplank]

well you werent directly mean, so its an upgrade nonee the less fucker.

*none

 

[chris302001]

*none

you cut me deep shrek!

 

[miplank]

you cut me deep shrek!

wtf

 

[chris302001]

wanna know what else is awesome about me? I'm running my phone as a mobile hotspot and tethering my computer to it. I'm like fuckin McGyver with a bigger penis!

 

[Smurfy]

hai babe!

 

[chris302001]

holy shit this megahuge chick just zoomed by on her hoverround. Her face looked identical to Lex Luger.

 

[miplank]

wanna know what else is awesome about me? I'm running my phone as a mobile hotspot and tethering my computer to it. I'm like fuckin McGyver with a bigger penis!

McGyver would just buy an air card.

 

[chris302001]

hai babe!

lol hai! please disregard all of my out of character posts tonight, I'm pretty onry over this whole delay thing.

 

[chris302001]

McGyver would just buy an air card.

and pay an extra 50 bucks a month. I make my own excedrin, I'm poor, remember?

 

[miplank]

and pay an extra 50 bucks a month. I make my own excedrin, I'm poor, remember?

oh, right.

 

[chris302001]

oh, right.

Is that a pic of poboy in ur avi?

 

[miplank]

that is jnev

 

[miplank]

with a can of PBR for redneck authenticity

 

[chris302001]

with a can of PBR for redneck authenticity

u sure thats him?

 

[miplank]

seeing how he gave me the pic, yeah.

 

[jnevin]

Good looking peeps in here.

 

[miplank]

wow, kinda confusing

 

[chris302001]

lol

 

[chris302001]

think strongmo could pull some secret service strings and have airforce 1 come pick me up? Hell I'd setting for airforce 2 or marine 1 or whatever the fuck that helicoper is called.

 

[miplank]

lol

 

[miplank]

think strongmo could pull some secret service strings and have airforce 1 come pick me up? Hell I'd setting for airforce 2 or marine 1 or whatever the fuck that helicoper is called.

Those heli's have weight limits.

 

[miplank]

you'd pry have to leave your luggage

 

[ortiz34]

philly airport is easy to fly into
but u can never leave

i spent 3 hours on the runway there

 

[chris302001]

Those heli's have weight limits.

I've always wanted to go parasailing. Next best thing right here.

Hope I dont weigh them down too much, prolly gonna use up extra gas.

 

[miplank]

I've always wanted to go parasailing. Next best thing right here.

Hope I dont weigh them down too much, prolly gonna use up extra gas.

they better double up on that tow rope too..

 

[captainahole]

My hottie is in Wiscansin. 'sides I got no game even if I was interested.

Hey Chris make is sound like Smurf is desperate that's why she's with you.

You goin to take that smurf. bad chris

 

[chris302001]

Hey Chris make is sound like Smurf is desperate that's why she's with you.

You goin to take that smurf. bad chris

lol i meant even if I was single and had no love interest i wouldnt go looking for it in an airport bar. The whole no game part is just incredible modesty on my part.

 

[Smurfy]

lol i meant even if I was single and had no love interest i wouldnt go looking for it in an airport bar. The whole no game part is just incredible modesty on my part.

hi sexy!

 

[miplank]

hi sexy!

well hello there.

 

[chris302001]

YAY she's b ack!

 

[Cutiebaby]

I always wondered if bird shit can take down a plane why can't a storm?