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An Important thing I've learned about WOMEN!!

Well Damn...she shoulda been honest and told me she had false teeth...Now I got a fucking mess on my hands....Shit!!! The things I get myself into sometimes!!!!!

Ranger
 
Anyone know how to get peanut butter stains out of carpet, and hair....Jesus, it's hard to keep this gagging chick quite!!!

Ranger
 
Ummmmmm, I am not too sure about the stains - it's not like I am Fucking Heloise!

But I have read about how to keep a gagging chick quiet on the between the sheets board!;)
 
LOL @ Bikinimom! Ranger, so I guess what you're saying is.........she got a pretty good protein bump huh? :D

delts2
 
Ranger,

From now on make sure they use that Gold Bond stuff.
 
Wodin that is FOOT or JOCK ITCH POWDER!...how is THAT gonna help out poor brotha Ranger?!.....although if she was THAT skanky - perhaps the goldbond WILL help with the "itch" he might be experiencing THIS MORNING!!!

HAHAHEHEHEHEHehehahahahheohohohehhehehehe!

:FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol:
 
Vinegar did the trick, with a touch of baking soda...of course I smell like a fucking douche right now...but alas, it is an improvement...heh heh heh

Ranger
 
See now, what BRAND are we talkin' here......? Not ALL peanut butter is created equal ya know!

And if I had known that you were so handy around the house darlin'......I got a stain right over here that I just can't - Uhhhhhhh, nevermind! heheheheheheee
 
I am a VERY DISCRIMINATING CONNOISSEUR of peanut butter! But seeing as how he is sooooooo good at stain removal, I might just cut him some slack!

My next question - is he as good at MAKING the stains as he is at getting them out?

What's your guess Shagwell?:p
 
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This may be the wrong forum for this, but on a serious note, do any of you fellas enjoy having a girl lick peanut butter off of your pecker?
 
Holy Shit!!! You women got my face redder than a robins ass in a pokeberry patch...of course I am grinning like a mule eat'in briars....heh heh heh

Ya'll got me on that one Darl'in's...:D

Ranger
 
The Ranger said:
Holy Shit!!! You women got my face redder than a robins ass in a pokeberry patch...of course I am grinning like a mule eat'in briars....heh heh heh

Ya'll got me on that one Darl'in's...:D

Ranger
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Now teach me something about men. And also what is a pokeberry patch?
 
Surely you know what a pokeberry is!!! It's those little berries that stain anything....some people call them ink berries....You can eat the leaves in a salad...tasty too!! I add them with my scrambled eggs from time to time...YUMMY-LISH-US....:D

Ranger
 
Native Americans used to use the pokeweed berries as a purplish dye Never tried eating the leaves before, but I know its roots are poisonous....good to know if I am in the middle of nowhere and need a snack!
 
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