An embarrassing confession to make.

[biteme]

I was at the mall with my daughter a few weeks back. Some Jewish girl was working in a booth and selling nail kits. She stopped me and talked me into letting her do my nail to show me the difference. It had an amazing shine and sparkle. The stuff was made from minerals from the Dead Sea. I bought a nail kit for 15$, a savings of over 30$, so I got a heck of a deal.

 

[jack sparrow]

Dude.......

 

[biteme]

Dude.......

LOL. I gave it to my daughter. I can still see the difference in my nail though. She said it would last for a month.

 

[HumorMe]

 

[seizer]

Doesn't get much gayer than that.

I sell guns and ammo just incase you're interested.

I also sell home suicide kits which are actually on sale right now (christmas holiday bargains, you know how it is) and for only $14.95 (cheaper to kill yourself than paint your nails) you get a choice of a noose, a razor blade, or a midget chinese man to swallow. Contrary to what you may think, the the purpose of the midget chinese man is not to choke on him, but to have him prepare a raw meat platter within your stomach using your own internal organs...pretty neat eh?

 

[jack sparrow]

Dude, stop, I'm gonna frickin die over here....

BM: I believe you on the "I gave it to my daughter" bit.



















:noIdont:

LOL j/k.