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GoldenDelicious
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this isnt particularly funny, so dont get your hopes up alright. i mean, im as amusing as the next guy, but its not like im going to be abducted by jerry seinfeld and tortured for material you know
anyway, im out hunting yesterday afternoon for geese, with 12 guage shotguns, with a mate of mine who happens to be rather rich, and a bit on the sleazy side (which means, if youre ever invited to one of his parties, do NOT touch the bed or anything near the bed) and the birds were flying horrendously high. they were satellites. i swear if i shot one of them, the whole city would have lost 2 television channels until they organised another goose to fly over bouncing that signal back to earth
now as usual, we were surrounded by a bunch of deadbeat hunters who had no sense of humour, and wouldnt say a word while they were out in the swamp, and so as usual, since sound carries so well, there were a good 5 strange hunters listening in to our convo/commentary on the various birds flying over, and chuckling a bit
so anyway (lol youre still reading?
) this particularly high goose flies over. it was so high, it was stationary in the air- damn thing wasnt moving! and my mate turns to me and says "oright, if you shoot that one, ill get you a hooker!" and i respond "bullshit, i dont want a hooker, YOU shoot the damn goose!" and from about 50m to our right you hear this voice say "i want a hooker!" ad then every hunter in the vicinity, even those out of range, just unloads on this poor goose
anyway i was in tears laughing, and all you heard (after the boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom) was me giggling and the goose going "honk!" and waving its butt at everyone in the air
so anyway. im bored of typing. carry on
anyway, im out hunting yesterday afternoon for geese, with 12 guage shotguns, with a mate of mine who happens to be rather rich, and a bit on the sleazy side (which means, if youre ever invited to one of his parties, do NOT touch the bed or anything near the bed) and the birds were flying horrendously high. they were satellites. i swear if i shot one of them, the whole city would have lost 2 television channels until they organised another goose to fly over bouncing that signal back to earth
now as usual, we were surrounded by a bunch of deadbeat hunters who had no sense of humour, and wouldnt say a word while they were out in the swamp, and so as usual, since sound carries so well, there were a good 5 strange hunters listening in to our convo/commentary on the various birds flying over, and chuckling a bit
so anyway (lol youre still reading?
) this particularly high goose flies over. it was so high, it was stationary in the air- damn thing wasnt moving! and my mate turns to me and says "oright, if you shoot that one, ill get you a hooker!" and i respond "bullshit, i dont want a hooker, YOU shoot the damn goose!" and from about 50m to our right you hear this voice say "i want a hooker!" ad then every hunter in the vicinity, even those out of range, just unloads on this poor goose anyway i was in tears laughing, and all you heard (after the boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom) was me giggling and the goose going "honk!" and waving its butt at everyone in the air
so anyway. im bored of typing. carry on
