America's downfall...porn

[digimon7068]

there...i said it...so now it's out there...

 

[mrplunkey]

Conservatively stated, it's a $4B/year industry in the US.

It may be a problem, but lots of people seem to pay for it.

 

[EarthRider]

why do people pay for it when you can get it for free

 

[digimon7068]

Conservatively stated, it's a $4B/year industry in the US.

It may be a problem, but lots of people seem to pay for it.

it just seemed a nice topic for a parody thread on a quiet sunday afternoon

 

[EnderJE]

Porn and war were the catalyst for the innovations.

 

[wootoom]

Any good sites lately?

 

[EarthRider]

lol

 

[brownbrown]

phonetrace.org

 

[wootoom]

Alttwinks.com

Pick3 personal favorite

 

[nangiggles]

I have no problem consuming large black penis

 

[brownbrown]

I have no problem consuming penis

sweet

 

[nangiggles]

Yeah that too
I even have some throat numbing spray in my night table

 

[brownbrown]

Yeah that too
I even have some throat numbing spray in my night table

Dont you know PICK3 IRL? I heard hes a head giving master, I'm sure he can teach you to not need that spray. Will save ya some money

 

[nangiggles]

dont you know pick3 irl? I heard hes a head giving master, i'm sure he can teach you to not need that spray. Will save ya some money

lol

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Any good sites lately?

http://video.xnxx.com/video1850941/toni_sweets

 

[blueta2]

I like porn

 

[digimon7068]

I like porn

me2

 

[wootoom]

http://video.xnxx.com/video1850941/toni_sweets

Xnxx rocks!

 

[nydj66]

I like porn

I have a video cam...

 

[Dial_tone]

I have no problem consuming porn

How about creating it? Hook a brotha up with some homemade getdown!

 

[TheRippedReverend]

Am an adult actor whats the down fall I fuck who ever I want! All kinds of broads and I dont have to buy them shit or waste my time with some bullshit. The best part is its a new one every time and if I feel like hitting a skinny benny i do chuncky monkey i do

 

[Blueshirt]

Am an adult actor whats the down fall I fuck who ever I want! All kinds of broads and I dont have to buy them shit or waste my time with some bullshit. The best part is its a new one every time and if I feel like hitting a skinny benny i do chuncky monkey i do

Useless without pics

 

[mustang_00]

Am an adult actor whats the down fall I fuck who ever I want! All kinds of broads and I dont have to buy them shit or waste my time with some bullshit. The best part is its a new one every time and if I feel like hitting a skinny benny i do chuncky monkey i do

if that's porn lingo i don't ever wanna be a pornstar. no but really who have you fucked??

 

[TheRippedReverend]

if that's porn lingo i don't ever wanna be a pornstar. no but really who have you fucked??

Angel, eva are two of the more major ones

 

[mistaballoonhands]

I've seen pics of Angel. Pretty sure I wouldnt touch that with a 10 ft pole...

 

[miplank]

ololol

 

[digimon7068]

Angel, eva are two of the more major ones

youporn links or it never happened...

































we're a skeptical lot around here...jus' sayin'.

 

[digimon7068]

Am an adult actor whats the down fall I fuck who ever I want! All kinds of broads and I dont have to buy them shit or waste my time with some bullshit. The best part is its a new one every time and if I feel like hitting a skinny benny i do chuncky monkey i do

i'm an adult actor too...i spend a good part of my day acting like an adult...you're only young once, but you can be immature forever.

 

[mrplunkey]

i'm an adult actor too...i spend a good part of my day acting like an adult...you're only young once, but you can be immature forever.

For the last 20 years, I've always told people that I'm very immature but do very mature things.

 

[PICK3]

For the last 20 years, I've always told people that I'm very immature but do very mature things.

For the last 20 years, I've always told people that I'm very str8 but do very geigh things.

 

[wootoom]

youporn links or it never happened...

































we're a skeptical lot around here...jus' sayin'.

Why do you always drag out posts? It's rather annoying and not funny eh

 

[mustang_00]

I'm not believing until I see a cell phone vid of a computer vid of your cawk entering their orifices! with or without audio...

 

[gatemoney]

for the last 20 years, i've always told people that i'm very str8 but do very geigh things.

+1

 

[mrplunkey]

For the last 20 years, I've always told people that I'm very str8 but do very geigh things.

I completely believe that.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

For the last 20 years, I've always told people that I'm very immature but do very mature things.

It's offical you have a penis.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Angel, eva are two of the more major ones

Useless without pics....

 

[TheRippedReverend]

I've seen pics of Angel. Pretty sure I wouldnt touch that with a 10 ft pole...

You would for 500$ on 2hrs out of your day lol

Hey what have you banged for free with a six pack!?

I get paid and laid

 

[TheRippedReverend]

I'm not believing until I see a cell phone vid of a computer vid of your cawk entering their orifices! with or without audio...

Lol... I dont record. Its just a job

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Lol... I dont record. Its just a job

Penis pics then if your in porn its got to be decent

 

[mrplunkey]

You would for 500$ on 2hrs out of your day lol

Hey what have you banged for free with a six pack!?

I get paid and laid

I've read that before you get to bang the chickas, you gotta pay your dues with gay4pay.

That being the case, even 1,000 of these $500 sessions wouldn't be worth a dick up my ass.

I'll pass.

 

[mrplunkey]

It's offical you have a massive penis.

Fyp!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

fyp!

u w p

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I've read that before you get to bang the chickas, you gotta pay your dues with gay4pay.

That being the case, even 1,000 of these $500 sessions wouldn't be worth a dick up my ass.

I'll pass.

What about being the top with a hot tranny? No dick in ya?

NYJ66 in 10.....9......8........7...................

 

[mrplunkey]

What about being the top with a hot tranny? No dick in ya?

NYJ66 in 10.....9......8........7...................

I strictly enforce the one (1) dick rule:

"At no point during intercourse can there be more than one (1) item in the room that is or serves the purpose of a penis. The one exception to this rule is when no Y chromosome is present whatsoever and under such circumstances, an arbitrary number of items serving the purpose of a penis may be present."

Therefore:

1) Two guys = gay ... even if a number of women are present, because the possibility of tool touching still exists.

2) Guy, girl and dildo = gay... if you need backup then you're probably doing something wrong.

But...

3) Two girls + multiple dildos = totally hawt. Knot geigh at all.

 

[gatemoney]

So DP is out of question huh?

 

[mrplunkey]

So DP is out of question huh?

Only if it's a girl with two dildos.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I strictly enforce the one (1) dick rule:

"At no point during intercourse can there be more than one (1) item in the room that is or serves the purpose of a penis. The one exception to this rule is when no Y chromosome is present whatsoever and under such circumstances, an arbitrary number of items serving the purpose of a penis may be present."

Therefore:

1) Two guys = gay ... even if a number of women are present, because the possibility of tool touching still exists.

2) Guy, girl and dildo = gay... if you need backup then you're probably doing something wrong.

But...

3) Two girls + multiple dildos = totally hawt. Knot geigh at all.

It's not back up it's warm up ... I dunno how you can think watching your partner play in front of you is not hot or fun...

 

[mrplunkey]

It's not back up it's warm up ... I dunno how you can think watching your partner play in front of you is not hot or fun...

The guy standing back and watching is fair game. Remember: "at no point during intercourse" -- but the girl diddling herself is masturbation.

Now if the guy engages, the one-dick rule kicks in!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

The guy standing back and watching is fair game. Remember: "at no point during intercourse" -- but the girl diddling herself is masturbation.

Now if the guy engages, the one-dick rule kicks in!

lol thanks for clearing that up

 

[mrplunkey]

lol thanks for clearing that up

No problem -- always glad to help.

 

[nydj66]

What about being the top with a hot tranny? No dick in ya?

NYJ66 in 10.....9......8........7...................

If I were not married with a family, I would love to get paid for banging trannies on film.

Think my current job pays better though; and I have benefits.

 

[mustang_00]

If I were not married with a family, I would love to get paid for banging trannies on film.

Think my current job pays better though; and I have benefits.

didn't you say once that you put on cam shows for money??

 

[mustang_00]

no pix yet... think we're dealing with the fonz of porn!

 

[nydj66]

didn't you say once that you put on cam shows for money??

I've done two-way video chat just for fun.

The tranny I banged did cam shows for money.

 

[needtogetaas]

Am an adult actor whats the down fall I fuck who ever I want! All kinds of broads and I dont have to buy them shit or waste my time with some bullshit. The best part is its a new one every time and if I feel like hitting a skinny benny i do chuncky monkey i do

You've now peaked my interests...

 

[Dial_tone]

I strictly enforce the one (1) dick rule:

"At no point during intercourse can there be more than one (1) item in the room that is or serves the purpose of a penis. The one exception to this rule is when no Y chromosome is present whatsoever and under such circumstances, an arbitrary number of items serving the purpose of a penis may be present."

Therefore:

1) Two guys = gay ... even if a number of women are present, because the possibility of tool touching still exists.

2) Guy, girl and dildo = gay... if you need backup then you're probably doing something wrong.

But...

3) Two girls + multiple dildos = totally hawt. Knot geigh at all.

I agree with 1.
2 can b be cool because I like to watch.
3. anything that makes a man optional cannot be encouraged.

Sent from my Droid Razr Maxx

 

[needtogetaas]

I've done two-way video chat just for fun.

The tranny I banged did cam shows for money.

lmao

 

[mrplunkey]

I've done two-way video chat just for fun.

The tranny I banged did cam shows for money.

I wanted to be a stunt dick but mine was always so much bigger that it was obvious they had swapped out.

 

[nydj66]

I wanted to be a stunt dick but mine was always so much bigger that it was obvious they had swapped out.

I'm no John Holmes, but my prick's a dead ringer for Mark Wallace's. Slight curve to the left and everything.

 

[Blueshirt]

I fucked a porn star once, what a let down that was

 

[TheRippedReverend]

I've read that before you get to bang the chickas, you gotta pay your dues with gay4pay.

That being the case, even 1,000 of these $500 sessions wouldn't be worth a dick up my ass.

I'll pass.

You just told on your self! Lmfao

In your resume/profile are pictures of you and what you will do. Thats not in my resume I dont sword fight. I will have stuck in a girls ass it pays an extra 250-500 depending ive made upto 2000 for one shot before just depends.

 

[SpyWizard]

I'm no John Holmes, but my prick's a dead ringer for Mark Wallace's. Slight curve to the left and everything.

stop masturbating so much thats what causes that..

 

[mustang_00]

stop masturbating so much thats what causes that..

or switch hands/angles

 

[nydj66]

I fucked a porn star once, what a let down that was

I took Chante (she goes by Tara Moon now) out to dinner once in Syracuse. I turned down the offer to go back to her hotel because she had mentioned previously that she was worried about having aids after doing a scene with Mark Wallace.

Plus it was obvious she was a very damaged individual.

 

[nydj66]

stop masturbating so much thats what causes that..

I've been trying to find a girl willing to blow me 2 or 3 times a day, but they're hard to come by.

 

[mrplunkey]

You just told on your self! Lmfao

In your resume/profile are pictures of you and what you will do. Thats not in my resume I dont sword fight. I will have stuck in a girls ass it pays an extra 250-500 depending ive made upto 2000 for one shot before just depends.

Exactly. So you are gay4pay.

 

[sterolizer]

You just told on your self! Lmfao

In your resume/profile are pictures of you and what you will do. Thats not in my resume I dont sword fight. I will have stuck in a girls ass it pays an extra 250-500 depending ive made upto 2000 for one shot before just depends.

No one believes you fag

 

[digimon7068]

I've been trying to find a girl willing to blow me 2 or 3 times a day, but they're hard to cum upon.

fixed

 

[theoak01]

porn is a weakness,what can I say

 

[WoodyO]

One of our sales reps used to deliver/sale sparklett's in the San Fernando Valley area (CA's pron capitol), and several of his regular customers where porno studios. He had some rather revolting stories about the smell of shit, cum, sweet and lube in the offices and back rooms. And amusing stories about limp dicked porno stars trying to beat their shit like mad in order to keep hard.

He told me an interesting conversation he had with a male porno star. The porno star was a complete nimrod, until the topic of STD's came up, then all of a sudden the guy turned into a medical dictionary, stating everything he has, had or has been in contact with over the years using the medical or Latin terms and discussing the treatments in depth. He ended the conversation with something along the lines of "everyone in this room has at least 5 incurables...".

 

[wootoom]

I fucked a porn star once, what a let down that was

ya? what was his porn name? you waste of skin

 

[TheRippedReverend]

Exactly. So you are gay4pay.

You just wish you had a dick big enough to put between your legs and fuck yourself in the ass. Lol

Fag

 

[WoodyO]

Funny shit. NSFW

eFukt.com | Frat Boys Troll 3 Pornstars Into Quitting

 

[wootoom]

You just wish you had a dick big enough to put between your legs and fuck yourself in the ass. Lol

Fag

eat a fucking dick you fucking waste of skin

 

[TheRippedReverend]

eat a fucking dick you fucking waste of skin

Cheerleader?

 

[wootoom]

can i dink?

 

[WoodyO]

dinkleader?

 

[wootoom]

can i penis?

 

[WoodyO]

I have HIV

 

[wootoom]

can i homosexual?

 

[ceo]

Conservatively stated, it's a $4B/year industry in the US.

It may be a problem, but lots of people seem to pay for it.

obviously it needs more regulation.

 

[WoodyO]

Ripped Reverend,

Have you ever been accidentally blasted by another man's load during filming?

 

[wootoom]

im sure it wasnt by accident

 

[bigpokey]

Funny shit. NSFW

eFukt.com | Frat Boys Troll 3 Pornstars Into Quitting

ahaha saw that shit the other day pretty fukn awesome
this is cool too

eFukt.com | Sit Your Whore Ass Down!

 

[WoodyO]

ahaha saw that shit the other day pretty fukn awesome
this is cool too

eFukt.com | Sit Your Whore Ass Down!

Yeah, saw that one. I walked into a production meeting and told everyone to sit their whore asses down after I watched that one.

 

[needtogetaas]

obviously it needs more regulation.

Its called a Vagina tax most pay it but like any tax the best of us find ways around it..

 

[gatemoney]

Ripped Reverend,

Have you ever been accidentally blasted by another man's load during filming?

I seen a porn blooper movie where this happened to the cameraman.
It was hilarious!
He started screamin " give me a paper towel give me a paper towel"!!
The other cameraman was going
OH' dude!
It's in your mouth bro!
"IT'S IN YOUR MOUTH!
Priceless!
I wonder if he got paid extra for catching the money shot?

 

[gatemoney]

Edit
Can't get it right from my phone

 

[ceo]

stop masturbating so much thats what causes that..

he just needs to switch hands for a while.

 

[ceo]

Its called a Vagina tax most pay it but like any tax the best of us find ways around it..

until we get married, right? lol

 

[WoodyO]

I seen a porn blooper movie where this happened to the cameraman.
It was hilarious!
He started screamin " give me a paper towel give me a paper towel"!!
The other cameraman was going
OH' dude!
It's in your mouth bro!
"IT'S IN YOUR MOUTH!
Priceless!
I wonder if he got paid extra for catching the money shot?

I think I saw that one on efukt too

 

[wootoom]

im listening to anal cunt in my office....people arent happy

 

[WoodyO]

im listening to anal cunt in my office....people arent happy

Is it "Hitler was a sensitive man"?

 

[wootoom]

Lololololol

 

[WoodyO]

 

[WoodyO]

 

[WoodyO]

 

[WoodyO]

 

[wootoom]

im laughing so hard hahahaahahhaahahahaha

 

[WoodyO]