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American think Canada is a third world country because

maybe in montreal or toronot
but have you ever been to backcountry ontario, or wootoomville in alberta? fatties and rednecks
 
Gambino said:
maybe in montreal or toronot
but have you ever been to backcountry ontario, or wootoomville in alberta? fatties and rednecks
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Yep. In the major cities, it's a "first world". In the towns, it's a scene from Deliverance. Just like the US.
 
I'm thinking of moving up, I bet a lot of americans are. You people are finally producing hot chicks and decent music.
 
sfmonster said:
I'm thinking of moving up, I bet a lot of americans are. You people are finally producing hot chicks and decent music.
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Yep. We feed the hot ones to the fat ones to keep them going because of the mad cow disease.
 
Donairs instead of gyros.

Canadian Tire Money.

Poutine.
 
heavy_duty said:
I'm over 40 and have never eaten a donair, gyro or poutine AND I'm from Quebec.

I do spend my CTC money though :mix:
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I don't eat that either (well maybe a few bites of a poutine once a yr) and I donate all my Canadian Tire money ;-)

I think even if there was as many junk food joints up here, Canadians would still not chose to eat there.
 
Q: What do canadians and smart, attractive people have in common?































A: Nothin'.
 
I want to visit Whistler... I also want to see Banff... Is there anything else I should see? Keeping the list relatively short... I saw Vancouver on "100 places to see before you die." That seemed like a nice city.
 
Joe and Bud are out in the Canadian woods hunting when suddenly Bud grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. Joe whips out his cell phone and calls 9-1-1. He gasps to the operator, "By tundering Jesus, I tink me pal Bud is dead! What should I do?" The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead." There was silence.... and then a gun shot was heard.
Joe comes back on the line "Okay, now what?"
 
An American, a Japanese and a Canadian were sitting naked in a sauna when suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm, and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained "That was my mobile phone, I have a microchip in my hand."

The Canadian felt decidedly low-tech, but not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Canadian finally said "Well, will you look at that! I'm getting a fax."
 
An American, a Scot and a Canuk were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.

"Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth."

He continued, " So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here."

"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?"

"Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his."
 
stilleto said:
An American, a Scot and a Canuk were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.

"Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth."

He continued, " So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here."

"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?"

"Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his."
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I like this one... LOL
 
sfmonster said:
I'm thinking of moving up, I bet a lot of americans are. You people are finally producing hot chicks and decent music.
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This may be a silly question, but what all is involved when moving to another country? Do you have to pay fees on the assets/money you bring with you?

How long before you gain citizenship in Kanada?

etc.?
 
reno240 said:
I want to visit Whistler... I also want to see Banff... Is there anything else I should see? Keeping the list relatively short... I saw Vancouver on "100 places to see before you die." That seemed like a nice city.
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Banff is gorgeous. Mind you, it's very developed now. I was there in 1986 when it was more of a cow-town.
 
blueta2 said:
Banff is gorgeous. Mind you, it's very developed now. I was there in 1986 when it was more of a cow-town.
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I never had much of a pull to visit Canada but - no kidding - after seeing "1000 places to see..." last weekend - I really want to see Vancouver and the areas around there. It looked like a nice place to live.
 
reno240 said:
I never had much of a pull to visit Canada but - no kidding - after seeing "1000 places to see..." last weekend - I really want to see Vancouver and the areas around there. It looked like a nice place to live.
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Vancouver is a great place. Very laid back city
 
blueta2 said:
Vancouver is a great place. Very laid back city
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So - if I go there - will I automatically become a good skier? ...and just because I am in Canada - it does not mean that I am going be hopping on snow mobiles naked with other dudes. I just want to make that clear.
 
I'd love to buy 100 acres or so of land away from civilization and live happily in the wilderness in my cabin. Coming into town once a month or so to stock up on supplies.
It'd be just me, a couple good dogs












.....and Velvett.
 
reno240 said:
So - if I go there - will I automatically become a good skier? ...and just because I am in Canada - it does not mean that I am going be hopping on snow mobiles naked with other dudes. I just want to make that clear.
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Well skiing is done all over Canada. We have some awesome skiing here in Quebec.
The only thing that would be manditory is learning how to build your own igloo and how to hunt for Buffalo.
 
alien amp pharm said:
I'd love to buy 100 acres or so of land away from civilization and live happily in the wilderness in my cabin. Coming into town once a month or so to stock up on supplies.
It'd be just me, a couple good dogs












.....and Velvett.
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I did some thinking about this very idea once - I figure I could make it work, but I would absolutely need a sewer/septic system and running water.
 
reno240 said:
I did some thinking about this very idea once - I figure I could make it work, but I would absolutely need a sewer/septic system and running water.
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oh, you're out of luck, We do not have running water or electricty in Canada.
We have sleds and pelts though ;-)

Remember, the US has all the money!
 
blueta2 said:
oh, you're out of luck, We do not have running water or electricty in Canada.
We have sleds and pelts though ;-)

Remember, the US has all the money!
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Hey - that's not what I meant - I just meant that if he is going to be in the middle of nowhere - he will not have ammenities. At least - this is what I thought about - so then I thought - "What could I live without? What would I need?" - I figure I need running water.
 
Two guys from Toronto die and wake up in hell.

The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and toques warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn’t it hot enough for you?"

The two guys reply, "Well, you know, we’re from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We’re just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh."

The devil decides that these two aren’t miserable enough and turns up the heat.

The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed in parkas, toques and mittens. The devil asks them again, "It’s awfully hot down here, can’t you guys feel it?"

Again the two guys reply, "Well, like we told ya yesterday, we’re from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We’re just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh."

This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix these two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing and screaming everywhere. He stops by the room with the two guys from Canada and finds them in light jackets and bucket hats, grilling sausage and drinking beer.

The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves."

The two Canadians reply, "Well, ya know, we don’t get too much warm weather up there in Toronto so we’ve just got to have a cook-out when the weather’s THIS nice."

The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in hell.

The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere; people are shivering so bad that they are unable to do anything but wail, moan and gnash their teeth.

The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Canadians.

He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, toques, and mittens. NOW they are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men!!!

The devil is dumbfounded, "I don’t understand, when I turn up the heat you’re happy. Now it’s freezing cold and you’re still happy. What is wrong with you two???"

The Torontonians look at the devil in surprise, "Well, don’t you know? If Hell freezes over, it must mean the Leafs have won the Stanley Cup."
 
reno240 said:
Hey - that's not what I meant - I just meant that if he is going to be in the middle of nowhere - he will not have ammenities. At least - this is what I thought about - so then I thought - "What could I live without? What would I need?" - I figure I need running water.
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Dude, they make septic tanks and they also have trucks that can drill you a well.

Heck, find some land with a creek/river on it and build your own generator for electricity &/or solar panels.

Modern technology is a great thing, but it can also spoil a person.
 
On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the leading historian of this great country. Out of curiosity I asked him how their county got it's name.

Below is his explanation...

There were three explorers, hiking through what is now known as Canada.

"You know," said the first explorer, "we should name this place we're hiking through."

"I agree," said the second explorer.
"Great idea" quipped the third explorer.
"We'll each pick a letter and then make a name out of that."

"Okay," said the third, "I'll go first. C, eh."
The second said: "N, eh."
The first... "D, eh."

And now you know the story.
 
Canada = America without the Obesity problem...


can you tell I went to NY state on Saturday :)

holy fuck I have never seen so many lard arse kids in my life. go to a beach and see the fat just hanging off these little 9 and 10 year old bastards.

fucking disgusting man!
 
heavy_duty said:
Canada = America without the Obesity problem...


can you tell I went to NY state on Saturday :)

holy fuck I have never seen so many lard arse kids in my life. go to a beach and see the fat just hanging off these little 9 and 10 year old bastards.

fucking disgusting man!
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yes, but they are wealthier than us, so the fat doesn't matter.

I hear ya. My friends live in newburgh NY (just outside NYC) and I used to go there once every 3 months for yrs. I would walk into Hannifords (sp?) grocery store and be amazed at the amount of junk ppl had in their carts.
Did u know ppl in NY state still wear acid washed jeans and white running shoes....TOGETHER?!!!!
 
blueta2 said:
yes, but they are wealthier than us, so the fat doesn't matter.

I hear ya. My friends live in newburgh NY (just outside NYC) and I used to go there once every 3 months for yrs. I would walk into Hannifords (sp?) grocery store and be amazed at the amount of junk ppl had in their carts.
Did u know ppl in NY state still wear acid washed jeans and white running shoes....TOGETHER?!!!![/QUOTE]

GET OUT!
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more money = more problems.

like heart attack problems, stroke problems, diabetes problems, kids with low self-esteem getting called fat-fuck problems :) :( :)
 
blueta2 said:
yes, but they are wealthier than us, so the fat doesn't matter.

I hear ya. My friends live in newburgh NY (just outside NYC) and I used to go there once every 3 months for yrs. I would walk into Hannifords (sp?) grocery store and be amazed at the amount of junk ppl had in their carts.
Did u know ppl in NY state still wear acid washed jeans and white running shoes....TOGETHER?!!!!
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fat is actually a sign of status, thus I'm very important.



do you guys have power because you ran extension cords over the border? What about shopping, does everyone just cross the border to buy modern things? Are they talking about putting cell phone towers in Canada some day?
 
On Saturday a lady asked me if we have internet in Canada!!!



sfmonster said:
fat is actually a sign of status, thus I'm very important.



do you guys have power because you ran extension cords over the border? What about shopping, does everyone just cross the border to buy modern things? Are they talking about putting cell phone towers in Canada some day?
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heavy_duty said:
On Saturday a lady asked me if we have internet in Canada!!!
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lmao.....did you tell her only the people that have lines running in from the US. She would have went and told all her friends that she got it direct from a Canadian, one who had a car and everything.
 
sfmonster said:
fat is actually a sign of status, thus I'm very important.



do you guys have power because you ran extension cords over the border? What about shopping, does everyone just cross the border to buy modern things? Are they talking about putting cell phone towers in Canada some day?
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No, we cannot afford the ext cord.method! I have a donkey in my yard walking circles generating energy to run the one light bulb hanging from my outhouse.
Cell phone??!
I went to Ny to get a pack of gum, that was awesome!
 
Canada exists so that people in Delaware, West Virginia, Mississippi, and Arkansas will have something to look down their noses at.
 
Mr. dB said:
Canada exists so that people in Delaware, West Virginia, Mississippi, and Arkansas will have something to look down their noses at.
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hehehh....that made me chuckle....especially the Delaware & WV part
 
Faizakafez said:
blueta2 said:
yes, but they are wealthier than us, so the fat doesn't matter.

I hear ya. My friends live in newburgh NY (just outside NYC) and I used to go there once every 3 months for yrs. I would walk into Hannifords (sp?) grocery store and be amazed at the amount of junk ppl had in their carts.
Did u know ppl in NY state still wear acid washed jeans and white running shoes....TOGETHER?!!!![/QUOTE]

GET OUT!
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Serious!
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heavy_duty said:
On Saturday a lady asked me if we have internet in Canada!!!
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When I met my friend from Philly (she is 51), she asked me if we had xmas and thanksgiving up here.
When I went to stay with her for a week, she made me brownies and I swear, asked me if we had brownies up in Canada. To which I told her, of course not, but we make a mean Beaver Tail
 
I once convinced a friend that canada didn't have stoplights. Even though we'd been driving aroud Niagara for about 40 minutes looking for parking. We'd been stopped waiting for a break in traffic to make a left turn for a minute or so and she had complained about it when I dropped my knowledge on her.

"REALLY?!"

I have never let her live it down.

That night she also said, "It all looks the same up here!" with great disappointment in her voice.
 
blueta2 said:
When I met my friend from Philly (she is 51), she asked me if we had xmas and thanksgiving up here.
When I went to stay with her for a week, she made me brownies and I swear, asked me if we had brownies up in Canada. To which I told her, of course not, but we make a mean Beaver Tail
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Nice beaver.
 
jerkbox said:
hehehh....that made me chuckle....especially the Delaware & WV part
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Well really, Delaware's got DuPont and the credit card industry, what else is it besides a wide spot in the road between NJ and MD?
 
lol@ a canuck trying to call nyc out
blueta do you realize nyc is the most fashionable city in the world? ;lollllol
 
Mr. dB said:
Well really, Delaware's got DuPont and the credit card industry, what else is it besides a wide spot in the road between NJ and MD?
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I believe they have a screen door factory sir.
 
Gambino said:
lol@ a canuck trying to call nyc out
blueta do you realize nyc is the most fashionable city in the world? ;lollllol
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NYC and upstate NY are 2 different worlds....
 
nefertiti said:
I once convinced a friend that canada didn't have stoplights. Even though we'd been driving aroud Niagara for about 40 minutes looking for parking. We'd been stopped waiting for a break in traffic to make a left turn for a minute or so and she had complained about it when I dropped my knowledge on her.

"REALLY?!"

I have never let her live it down.

That night she also said, "It all looks the same up here!" with great disappointment in her voice.
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funny the difference a line on a map can make. lol
 
lmao at any american in here making fun of canada..........canadians are quite aware of america and what america is about..........and their subsequently quite happy being canadians. But we'll ruin that, like we ruin everything. We'll turn canada into a capitalist endless ladder climbing layer of hell yet..........just you wait. There's too much "earth" up there too.........we'll change that soon enough.........concrete is plentiful.
 
redsamurai said:
lmao at any american in here making fun of canada..........canadians are quite aware of america and what america is about..........and their subsequently quite happy being canadians. But we'll ruin that, like we ruin everything. We'll turn canada into a capitalist endless ladder climbing layer of hell yet..........just you wait. There's too much "earth" up there too.........we'll change that soon enough.........concrete is plentiful.
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how have we ruined everything? don't you think that is a bit extreme?
if aas was legal you'd be saying how awesome america was right?
 
Gambino said:
if anabolic androgenic steroids was legal you'd be saying how awesome america was right?
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i don't know if i'd be saying how "awesome" it was........but you do have a point............ya got me!
 
jerkbox said:
ehh, canada is ok....it just has a bit of an inferiority complex
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Yep. I sort of think that the US is the same (although I have no idea why) given how each side chides each other with what they can do or with what they have.
 
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