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Am I the only orb who likes a compact derrierre?

you keep the mini cooper. I need a real backseat
 
i like em if they're shapely and firm....doesn't have to be big

most of the girls i've dated/hooked up with are rails...half of the time tall and not known for their asses, but a good bit of them had some nice shape/firmness.

although big booties are nice too :)
 
Don't be silly Tboy. Those are my girls. You get leftovers.

All the big asses get sent to Dial Tone.


Did you get the mower moved or still need a tow?
 
Testosterone boy said:
You know.....like a gymnast or figure skater has.

All I hear about is big asses these days.

Ya'll should move to America.

Jeepers.
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ill take all of the above
 
A small, tight, hip region is the center of the sexy universe. If that's right, then the ass is great.
 
I like an ass so big u gotta wrestle with it to gain control, like those dudes you see creeping thru the grass then they all pounce at once on a giant snake. yeah buddy....you mine now, biatch!
 
TC2 said:
Spoken like a true fat girl.
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:rolleyes: If you call 120 lbs (pre-prego) fat, then I guess so. I'm really worried what a guy who likes to date girls built like 12 year old boys thinks about my body.

Maybe you are insecure about your scrawny size and insecure about a woman who is built and stacked like a real woman. That's okay. We real women feel sorry for you. Maybe you can use that to your advantage and score with someone over 11.
 
heatherrae said:
:rolleyes: If you call 120 lbs (pre-prego) fat, then I guess so. I'm really worried what a guy who likes to date girls built like 12 year old boys thinks about my body.

Maybe you are insecure about your scrawny size and insecure about a woman who is built and stacked like a real woman. That's okay. We real women feel sorry for you. Maybe you can use that to your advantage and score with someone over 11.
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LOL.."real woman"

Can you sound anymore like a fat jealous chick??
 
TC2 said:
LOL.."real woman"

Can you sound anymore like a fat jealous chick??
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can you sound anymore like an asshole frat boy who underneath it all is insecure and so needs little girls who haven't had any other dick to compare him to?
 
heatherrae said:
can you sound anymore like an asshole frat boy who underneath it all is insecure and so needs little girls who haven't had any other dick to compare him to?
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LOL..go eat some more donuts chunky...you know how they comfort you.
 
TC2 said:
LOL..go eat some more donuts chunky...you know how they comfort you.
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Yeah, 120 lbs is really fat. :rolleyes:


and LOL at calling a pregnant girl fat. Your mom must be so proud to have raised such an intelligent kid.
 
I don't like bony asses and I'm not into jiggly puff bums. Everything in between has my appreciation on the right girl.

I'm more of a leg man anyways that's why I like em tall. Volleyball players are where it's at, tall, muscular, and great asses.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
caligirl said:
me too :) :) :) and I even have curves... imagine that, curves with a small ass and small boobies...
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Exactly.

Small ass and boobs does not equal "prepubescent boys" like a certain chunky member likes to think.
 
TC2 said:
Exactly.

Small ass and boobs does not equal "prepubescent boys" like a certain chunky member likes to think.
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LOL...once again at calling any girl with boobs and a butt fat. Sounds like you have serious issues.
 
heatherrae said:
LOL...once again at calling any girl with boobs and a butt fat. Sounds like you have serious issues.
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My ex wife had a small butt and HUGE boobs but she paid for them. :)
 
heatherrae said:
LOL...once again at calling any girl with boobs and a butt fat. Sounds like you have serious issues.
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Should'nt you be stuffing yourself right about now?? I mean you must've burned though 12 calories typing just now..you must be famished.
 
TC2 said:
Should'nt you be stuffing yourself right about now?? I mean you must've burned though 12 calories typing just now..you must be famished.
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:rolleyes:

Once again, you look like the idiot that you are. keep going. Maybe there is an award for the ultimate bufoon.
 
heatherrae said:
:rolleyes:

Once again, you look like the idiot that you are. keep going. Maybe there is an award for the ultimate bufoon.
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well, it's not like you're NOT provoking him HR :rolleyes: you look just as badly.
 
caligirl said:
well, it's not like you're NOT provoking him HR :rolleyes: you look just as badly.
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Whatever Cali.

I didn't say a word to him. I was playing with java, my buddy. He started in on a tirade against me. However, I wouldn't expect YOU to see it that way. :rolleyes:

anytime you find opportunity to join a bandwagon against me, you will do it. Frankly, makes me wonder what your fascination is.
 
jack_schitt said:
Anyone who gets near my girl is gonna get hit with an iron skillet.
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Gee, thanks. A little late to be my knight in shining armor, don't you think? Go back to flirting. I have a movie to watch.
 
heatherrae said:
Gee, thanks. A little late to be my knight in shining armor, don't you think? Go back to flirting. I have a movie to watch.
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What the? I was in a different tab...sorry about that. I wasn't flirting...she was flirting with me. Geez.
 
jack_schitt said:
What the? I was in a different tab...sorry about that. I wasn't flirting...she was flirting with me. Geez.
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Okay, you still love me the bestest? :bawling:
 
jack_schitt said:
Yep :) You are the only one for me.
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:bigkiss:

Okay, and I'm really not screwing the doctor next door. I was just messing with ya. :qt:
 
fistfullofsteel said:
heather is angry cause she hasn't been triple teamed by 3 blacks guys in the past 4 months
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I haven't even had sex since Thanksgiving...lol.
 
fistfullofsteel said:
heather is angry cause she hasn't been triple teamed by 3 blacks guys in the past 4 months
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You should remind her what it's like since it's been so long for her...
 
jack_schitt said:
What the? I was in a different tab...sorry about that. I wasn't flirting...she was flirting with me. Geez.
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um, evidence please... that is, IF you are referring to me... cause I surely was not engaging in flirtatious activity with you... :)
 
jack_schitt said:
You should remind her what it's like since it's been so long for her...
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Ohhhh...good answer. You are GOOD...lol.

I gotta go finish my movie baby. I love you, Shmoop.
 
heatherrae said:
can you sound anymore like an asshole frat boy who underneath it all is insecure and so needs little girls who haven't had any other dick to compare him to?
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what do you have against frat boys?
 
Testosterone boy said:
You know.....like a gymnast or figure skater has.

All I hear about is big asses these days.

Ya'll should move to America.

Jeepers.
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i like bug butts. I cannot lie.
 
ceo said:
i like bug butts. I cannot lie.
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Bug butts? :worried:


Apocalypto was pretty entertaining fellas. Not as dramatic as this thread, but there was human sacrifice! lol.
 
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