Alzheimer's, I've got it.

[frorider6]

I have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's. I know I'm kinda young to have it. The doctor called me "1 in a million". Don't I feel special.

All I ask is for everyone to be compassionate and understanding. And sometimes I might need help remembering words.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

The onions are near the butter.

 

[Franco C]

Your jokes aren't funny.

 

[Franco C]

The onions are near the butter.

Haha, that's fucking funny.

 

[CAROLINACHICK]

Sorry Frorider6..... I don't get it

 

[CAROLINACHICK]

Sorry Frorider6..... I don't get it

 

[amaritto]

O shit, I think CarolinaChick may have it too.

 

[frorider6]

I have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's. I know I'm kinda young to have it. The doctor called me "1 in a million". Don't I feel special.

All I ask is for everyone to be compassionate and understanding. And sometimes I might need help remembering words.

 

[frorider6]

It was a bad joke that nobody got. I posted the same thing about 5 times on the board. Get it? Cause I forgot that I already posted it. Ba Da Bump!

*crickets*

You people are about as sharp as a bowling ball.

 

[CAROLINACHICK]

Okay, Okay

Just call me dumbass. (let's not go overboard w/ it though.)

I had ta play along w/ frorider. Ya know I felt kinda sorry for him
having Alzheimer's and all. Let's hope it's safe ta say we won't be seeing this thread again.

 

[XbdawggX]

Since this is the bad joke thread...

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch and says, "Arrrrrrrr!!!! This thing is driving me nuts!!!"

 

[mattcanning99]

ever heard the one about the boy who cried wolf?

 

[Golfer18--old]

My grandma has it. My mom went over the other day and she had bread hanging from her ceilings. They made her a name tag. Sometimes she walks down the middle of the street at night. She thinks she is 21.


Fucking sad