Although women suck at driving...

[puddlemonkey]

You probably don't want to fuck with them. Interesting statistics from a man who knows his math.


He writes:

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver who cut right in front of a
pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently
angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the finger.

'Man, that guy is stupid,' I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish
manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.

That's 96 miles each day.

Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper

Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.

There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.

That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least
another 4000 cars. That brings the total number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass
every day.

Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers!

In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.

That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding.

That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered homicide.

That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem...

That's 33..

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY , I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Give her the finger?

I don't think so.

 

[Bikini Mod]

"I am low on estrogen and I carry a gun."

I'd always thought that T-shirt was funny. That is, until I earned the right to wear one.

 

[miplank]

lol

 

[nangiggles]

Fear us

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

You probably don't want to fuck with them. Interesting statistics from a man who knows his math.


He writes:

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver who cut right in front of a
pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently
angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the finger.

'Man, that guy is stupid,' I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish
manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.

That's 96 miles each day.

Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper

Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.

There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.

That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least
another 4000 cars. That brings the total number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass
every day.

Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers!

In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.

That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding.

That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered homicide.

That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem...

That's 33..

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY , I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Give her the finger?

I don't think so.

That's why "tes dear" and "yes ma'am" have become the two most used word combinations, now with men fuck you has remained the most commonly used combination.

I actually had some guy get out of his car the other day and yell at me, hit my door with his fist and ran back to his car as soon as I got out of mine. (course I do carry a knife and a gun)

People are nuts!