Alright EF women advice needed on dating

[blueta2]

I fucked my hubby on the first date and he didn't buy me flowers. Just sayin!

LOL.....you're killing me today

 

[silverstar1025]

LOL.....you're killing me today

I am serious. I also gave him blue balls that day though. lol I held out a few hours.

 

[calveless wonder]

Swear on my cats, no kissing. I was not into having a boyfriend and he was so fun to hang with, I didn't want to ruin it with sex/ or a fling

He then went away for a week and I missed him. He didn't txt me for the first 4 days he was away and I was like "What the....?"
then when he txt me, I jumped up to grab my cell like a little kid.
He called me when he was away and we talked for HOURS while his buddy was having a party with strippers there.
When he came back, we kissed. We waited a few more weeks for sexy-time


and not sure I'm smarter, just learned a lot from my mistakes. But thanks for the nice compliment.

that's a rarity...seriously. most guys are thrown into the friend zone at that point

if a guy goes that long without making a move or implying sexual interest, he's doomed.

of course the dynamics change considerably when you're in your late 30's, early 40's

 

[blueta2]

that's a rarity...seriously. most guys are thrown into the friend zone at that point

if a guy goes that long without making a move or implying sexual interest, he's doomed.

of course the dynamics change considerably when you're in your late 30's, early 40's

Oh, he was busting at the seams to take a crack at me, but I really did only like him as a friend. Then I realized how good a person he was and knew I had to go further.

 

[puddlemonkey]

He then went away for a week and I missed him. He didn't txt me for the first 4 days he was away and I was like "What the....?"
then when he txt me, I jumped up to grab my cell like a little kid.
He called me when he was away and we talked for HOURS while his buddy was having a party with strippers there.
When he came back, we kissed. We waited a few more weeks for sexy-time

Puddle strikes again.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I should start up a 1-800 number where you EF guys can call me for dating advice

 

[EnderJE]

I fucked my hubby on the first date and he didn't buy me flowers. Just sayin!

lmao...I know one other person who that happened to, but the guy held off and waited until the second date before 'going all the way'...

They're married now.

 

[calveless wonder]

I should start up a 1-800 number where you EF guys can call me for dating advice

with a large disclaimer: only if you're dealing with cheating women, ex girlfriends, strippers or fleshlights

 

[puddlemonkey]

with a large disclaimer: only if you're dealing with cheating women, ex girlfriends, strippers

uh, that pretty much covers 'em all bro.

 

[calveless wonder]

uh, that pretty much covers 'em all bro.

i forgot to add:

nothing over a 6 which supersedes all of the above