Almost phuked up this Virgian today..

[Code]

Ok first of all I would have messed the dude up regardless of whether he was a Montanan, Floridian or even a Pawmystonian...so with the biased thing out of the way.

So I'm just hanging outside on my smoke break. As I'm putting my clove ciggs away I see this pimp-daddy talking to his wheelchair bound dad.

He was all like, "Give me your disability check pops, I need to get my swerve on this new Asteroids game!".
And his dad was all like, "You can't have it, I need the cash for some Schlitz Malt Liqour."
So the freaking Virginian was all up (down) in his dad's face, making fun of him because he has legs like a pterodactyl

Then he pushes his dad into a Joann's Fabric store and leaves him there.

So after he leaves the fabric store I'm staring at him and he at me. So after like half an hour he's all like, "What you gotta problem with me, you tally-whacker?"

So I'm all like, "Listen up you knock-knee'd ninny. Don't make me come over there and use my figure-4 lock on your bone-smuggling ass."

So this goes on for like forever. And I woulda beat him down if my boss hadn't saved his bacon by telling me to get inside.

 

[The Shadow]

lol

I thought you meant....


...."fucked up this VIRGIN tonite"



- I was gonna give some Karma

 

[Nathan]

I like the whole parallel thing you have going on, and your post was funny. I must say though that Golfer18 did do a nice thing. I for one, never ever make fun of other people. It just isn't nice and I refuse to participate in those kinds of shannanigans. Beating retarded kids in wheelchairs is a whi\ole other story however. That's just good, wholesome fun.

 

[argent]

Did that really happen?

 

[MassiveGunz]

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code bro your fuckin funny even if did almost lite up a old dude

im gettin a beer there some good chatin going on tonite

 

[Necrophagia]

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code bro your fuckin sexey even if i did almost fuck up some old transvestite dude

im gettin a vibrater there some good gayporn going on tonite