Almost looked stupid at the gym

[slat1]

I was leaving the gym today with my gym hottie. We were right by my car. I was giving her a hug. So I just grabbed her ass. It is so hot I couldn't resist. Well, she gives me a kiss and says "whats this for?" I have a hardon and its in her hand...LOL.
Thank god we were by my car. If I had to walk across the parking lot with a boner it would have been shameful experience....

 

[Basic_wonder]

better then doing abs and getting one, every can tell then .....

 

[rao740]

I was leaving the gym today with my gym hottie. We were right by my car. I was giving her a hug. So I just grabbed her ass. It is so hot I couldn't resist. Well, she gives me a kiss and says "whats this for?" I have a hardon and its in her hand...LOL.
Thank god we were by my car. If I had to walk across the parking lot with a boner it would have been shameful experience....

lol slat that is some funny shit

 

[squatpuke]

Gotta beat getting other porno dudes cum all over you....

 

[Mammoth2500]

Did you tell her it was for her personal enjoyment and that it was a limited time offer?

 

[Sub-Zero]

dood who cares, a boner is a boner...

besides, havint u heard the saying "dont sweat the small stuff"

 

[HiDnGoD]

I was leaving the gym today with my gym hottie. We were right by my car. I was giving her a hug. So I just grabbed her ass. It is so hot I couldn't resist. Well, she gives me a kiss and says "whats this for?" I have a hardon and its in her hand...LOL.
Thank god we were by my car. If I had to walk across the parking lot with a boner it would have been shameful experience....

At least she didn't slap you & say "It's a little soon for that, don't you think?"

 

[Gymgurl]

Did ya hit it??

 

[Saint V]

Gotta beat getting other porno dudes cum all over you....

ummm..............WHAT???

 

[squatpuke]

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lol....

Sorry Saint...

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=417033

 

[GoldenDelicious]

and here i was thinking you were going to pinned under 150lbs on the bench

anyway, good luck with getting with a girl from teh gym....recipe for disaster....cheerios

 

[jack sparrow]

and here i was thinking you were going to pinned under 150lbs on the bench

That was before the boner incident.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

That was before the boner incident.

a real man would have lifted it up with his boner

 

[riverrock]

I worked in a bar in Australia and one day an extremely atactive woman in her late 30's came in. Anyhow, turns out that she owned a number of strip clubs in the city. Several customers told me "You know who she is, she's one of the biggest Madam's in Aussie...." Anyhow, she was sitting at the bar and was there for a while. we spent more and more time chatting, she had a few drinks, and then she moved onto telling me about her "business". She even told me how she started off a hooker and gave me a good description of what she got up to. I had the biggest Boner imaginable. Next thing, some dude on the other side of the Bar calls me to order a drink - I couldn't move!!!!!

 

[Raina]

She sounds like a fun girl!

 

[bullett]

At least you can still get it up, which is more than u could say for .........Hammy , for example...

 

[Evil_Frisky]

and here i was thinking you were going to pinned under 150lbs on the bench

Sharing an experience are we?

 

[rnch]

so slatl...............beeeez ya complainin' or beeeez ya braggin' ?

 

[slat1]

I worked in a bar in Australia and one day an extremely atactive woman in her late 30's came in. Anyhow, turns out that she owned a number of strip clubs in the city. Several customers told me "You know who she is, she's one of the biggest Madam's in Aussie...." Anyhow, she was sitting at the bar and was there for a while. we spent more and more time chatting, she had a few drinks, and then she moved onto telling me about her "business". She even told me how she started off a hooker and gave me a good description of what she got up to. I had the biggest Boner imaginable. Next thing, some dude on the other side of the Bar calls me to order a drink - I couldn't move!!!!!

Tell me you still talk to this lady

 

[slat1]

so slatl...............beeeez ya complainin' or beeeez ya braggin' ?

Somewhere in between. The other day she grabbed it at the gym and I had WAY too much ephedra in my system. I'm sure it felt like she grabbed two balls and a thimble..

 

[c00per]

Why do I get the feeling that you walk around your house in a smoking jacket, pyjama pants, and smoking a pipe.

Have fun Heff

 

[Whiskey]

Eh, you'll have that.

Whiskey

 

[rnch]

Somewhere in between. The other day she grabbed it at the gym and I had WAY too much ephedra in my system. I'm sure it felt like she grabbed two balls and a thimble..

sounds like you have more than made up for this earlier impression!!

 

[riverrock]

Tell me you still talk to this lady

lol!!! So was seriously classy. I'd definitely pay $1000 for her! It was funny reading your post as it reminded me of that incident. I can even see myself right now wearing black trousers with a massive Hard-On fully visible to everyone in sight!!!!

 

[pintoca]

slat, I keep reading of grabbing and stuff... is there any shagging involved in this whole dilemma yet?

 

[slat1]

slat, I keep reading of grabbing and stuff... is there any shagging involved in this whole dilemma yet?

Not yet. We both work A LOT. We both have full time jobs. We both work on the weekends. Her during the day. Me at night.
Its getting bad. We have come pretty close to just going for it in public before we realize what we are doing.
I am getting some time off so we can lock ourselves in a room for a weekend!

She was doing dumbell rows last night. Like a jackass I stood behind her and said "I could get used to this" She stood up.. then bent at the waist to pick up her dumbell. Her ass planted itself against my cock. She just stopped and looked at me and said "oops". She stood up turned around and grabbed it again and said "have a good work out".
Needless to say I had to sit on the bench and ride out my boner for a few minutes.
I am going to give this girl the best 10 seconds of her life. You heard me right. I going to do it twice.. back to back! LOL

 

[riverrock]

Slat,

Buy yourself a big baggy pair of tracksuit bottoms!!!!

 

[MsBeverlyHills]

Not yet. We both work A LOT. We both have full time jobs. We both work on the weekends. Her during the day. Me at night.
Its getting bad. We have come pretty close to just going for it in public before we realize what we are doing.
I am getting some time off so we can lock ourselves in a room for a weekend!

She was doing dumbell rows last night. Like a jackass I stood behind her and said "I could get used to this" She stood up.. then bent at the waist to pick up her dumbell. Her ass planted itself against my cock. She just stopped and looked at me and said "oops". She stood up turned around and grabbed it again and said "have a good work out".
Needless to say I had to sit on the bench and ride out my boner for a few minutes.
I am going to give this girl the best 10 seconds of her life. You heard me right. I going to do it twice.. back to back! LOL

good info here. So the dudes sitting on the bench that look theyre "resting" betweeen sets are really riding out their boners??? thanks for the heads up..LOL

 

[slat1]

good info here. So the dudes sitting on the bench that look theyre "resting" betweeen sets are really riding out their boners??? thanks for the heads up..LOL

I'm riding one out after looking at your avatar!