Ally and Krystal's new plan: Let us live with you!

[Sailor_Girl]

Well since so many people offered to let Krystal and I live with them we think maybe we will take y'all up on that!!! Seriously....that would be really fun traveling around the U.S. getting to know all my elite homies and whatnot. How many of you were serious and how many of you were teasin us?

 

[Big Buck]

I have a spare bedroom in my house...LOL....

 

[satanic goatslayer]

You can sleep in my cellar with raggedy Jan and her dog. Payment will be made in the form of oral sex and home cooked cuisine.

Loud parties: OK, but invite a sucker for me to maim.

Loud music: As long as RATT and The Hooters are played, fine.

Unruly behavior: Welcomed.

Drinking blood from my tap: Frowned upon, but rarely does one get caught.

Pets: Yes, I love animals.

Children: As long as they are edible, and not from India.

 

[GinNJuice]

Send my wife and I a pic of you and Krystal, so that we can decide

 

[Hannibal]

I'd be willing to have you two for DINNER

 

[Sushi X]

you can stay in my room for a fair exchange, lol. i don't bite unless you want me too.

hannibal, i am seriously thinking about eating them myself with a little wine and some caviar to go along with it. i'd have to eat them raw of course.

 

[Hannibal]

hannibal, i am seriously thinking about eating them myself with a little wine and some caviar to go along with it. i'd have to eat them raw of course.

Might I suggest a nice Chianti

 

[madbomber31]

triple digits here she comes.

 

[TheSalami]

do you two hook up with each other? will you both have sex with me at the same time? will you give my roommates sex? if the answer is yes to those questions then you can stay in my dorm room for a while.

 

[karde]

You can sleep in my roomates bed, he needs some company.

(Just trying to hook a brother up.)